Making an arse of yourself here, Phonics. Started on the gear a bit early tonight?
Joe well on the ropes.
Phon 'please meet me irl' ics having a mare, here.
A seethe notbeveb based on a list entry. WDYTOE always delivers.
To be fair, all Phonics need is for Bam to chime in and we'll have the trio covered.
If yall made WDYTOE a tier-based system as i’ve demonstrated in the past this thread would be POPPING
I just can never be arsed. There's nobody I'm particularly miffed with. A list would be me copy-pasting variations on a theme. Although I will say I have a mental image of Bamster windmilling through a pub argument he was never invited to. Featuring phonics and John. Carnage which I'd pay to see.
As above. I like you all. There are some of you that are lol-worthy (Phonics, RL, LR (Both of you)), some of you that are a bit fucking scary (Tim), and some that stand above the others (Jimmy, Lewis, Mahow, Magic, Giggles, John) but I like you all.
I like everyone except John. Even Jimmy despite our bitch fight.
There isnt enough characters in TTH. I dont visit every thread but only a handful of you I can put a face to the screen name and a personal story behind it.
If Sincere is genuinely paying that little attention then that's him shooting up near the top of the why-does-he-bother list because I'm sure he could have as much fun getting Google to retrieve names for him as posters in the trivia thread do.
You're just not paying attention. Here's my understanding of TTH's characters:
Baz - Henry's nemesis. Treated garden soccer as an Olympic sport.
Mike - Baz's brother. Works with special needs kids and seems very rewarded by it.
Henry - Left wing cartoon. Threatens violence over nothing.
phonics - White privilege. Pissed away more money than you can think of and thinks that means he can speak to the common man.
Lewis - Yearns for an empire he never experienced. This will only get worse as he works deeper into the civil service. Gets triggered by baldness.
Mahow - Let his dick lead him to Kiev without a coat.
Jimmy Floyd - Replaced his Korean gulag with Irish tinkers and secret wildlife.
John - Lives six feet away from murder scenes at all times.
Ant - Threatened violence a lot and then ran away.
Pavel - Proud autistic. Wrote his own imdb.
leedsrevolution - His home planet needs him.
randomlegend - I often confuse him with leedsrevolution.
Wullie - MS Paint extraordinaire and Simpsons references.
Sincere - Offended by bald tyres.
Bamster - Misreads situations. Chinny's favourite porn star.
Chinny - A UKIP voter. A single-policy poster that ejected into space when the vote came in.
Harold - Couldn't keep away from this place. Probably dead.
Giggles - Turned the News of the Day thread into an Irish buzzfeed.
Smiffy - Join, meltdown, leave, repeat.
Panda Bear - 'Whacky' Canadian.
Queenslander - New Japan man.
Trancemeister - A live scoring service.
AE - The only TTH poster to make it to a CM/FM database without editing. A pioneer.
GS - Puritanical maniac.
Spikey - Pinhead father.
Plenty.
I'm not even religious.
Only have of the list, i can personal but a face and story too. Again, my memory is awful so ill take the loss on that one.
Wasn't that BM? BALD MANAGER O LOL.
Think I was in CM4 as a yoof. Definitely in a. FM game too, probably 2005, because I remember buying me for Arsenal only to watch me shank it out of play or pass it to the opposition every time I got the ball. Accurate.
There was definitely another scot who was in it because he played for Arbroath or Cowdenbeath or someone like that.
Sir Andy Mahowry - Almost got me fooled that he's a top tier poster. Output.
Baz - We'd probably get on in the real world and that worries me. Chuck some weight on.
Boydy - Couldn't pick him out of a line up. Quantity over quality. No complaints.
dino - Post some tips.
Dquincy - Not a real person.
Foe - I think we all like Foe.
Giggles - Edgy.
Gray Fox - Good for football and nothing else.
GS - Will never return.
Hammer - Bam?
Ian - Missed.
igor_balis - Doesn't get on my tits.
Jeet - Is now a millionaire.
Jimmy Floyd - Lewis without the humour.
John - Solid enough.
Kikó - Unsure.
Lee - Rotten creature.
leedsrevolution - Will definitely top himself in the near future.
Lewis - Lives for this.
Magic - Loveable.
Mazuuurk - European flair.
Mert - Truly wet.
Mike - Shit Baz.
mokbull - A young John.
niko_cee - Forgetful.
Offshore Toon - See above.
Pepe - Top three.
phonics - Annoying.
randomlegend - Easily riled.
Raoul Duke - Pops up in interesting places.
Shindig - Deteriorating.
SincereTheRebel - Posts without thinking.
Smiffy - Damaged goods.
Spikey M - I'm a fan.
wullie - Doesn't post enough.
Yevrah - As above.
If calling Mokbull a young John doesn't trigger 2 seperate meltdowns then we may as well give up here.
I didn't realise that Ian was dead.
RIP in pieces mate.
Who else besides Sincere and Pepe makes your top three dead or alive?
Pretty big difference between being someones top 3 alive and someones top 3 dead, mate.
If i’m a mini John I might as well kill myself
You could only wish to be.
Who was mini John again?
Oh yeah forgot about that cunt.
Unsure is worse than team senior.
Shindig, that list was marvellous.
Except for my entry. It's spelt 'wacky'.
Yeah. Man living in Asia only liking boiled carbs.
Didn't he lock himself in his house?
As good a time as any for an Ian tribute thread, dead or not.