Happy Christmas boys!
Feliz Navidad m8s.
I could maybe understand going to Scotland to visit family, but why go there just to stay in a hotel? Is it just a drug thing?
Hope you all have a tremendous day. X
I'm a twit
Abi Titmuss everyone.
Merry Christmas you bunch of bastards.
I have spent the past year telling my mother that she couldn't make a beef wellington as good as the one my brother's wife made last Christmas, so TO FUCKING SHOW ME (and her) she decided to make one for today. Yeah consider me shown love.
Getting a lift into mam and dad's later on. Means I don't have to do that song and dance tomorrow. And I can drink tonight.
Turkey has come out to rest and the pandoro bread and butter pudding is half done soaking in custard now
My dinner was done and dusted about an hour ago. Just ready for a bit of dessert now.
I've got Roma and Lazio scarves for my collection, some book of short stories, and a blue jumper. Great haul considering we are doing one present per person.
It is actually better this way. I don't have loads of pointless shit, nor have I had to waste money buying loads of pointless shit for others.
Finished a pipe of pink yesterday and now working through a green one.
Merry Christmas chaps.
Whose pink pipe did you finish?
Marry Xmas chaps!!
Just left a big Yule log in grandmother's upstairs toilet, sorry Nan merry Christmas
I think this poo is roughly 25% john Smith's based on smell and consistency
What about taste 🤔
Ask your missus waaaaaay
The nephew knows how to fistbump. I'm maybe a year out from teaching him Wu Tang lyrics.
Xmas dinner complete, presents opened, family catch up done and now I'm lying on bed eating crisps and watching parks and rec.
Vol au vents to follow.
Bliss.
My family does gift giving on Christmas Eve, and there's a two year old granddaughter with no competition.
Every time she would tear open a present, she would throw her hands up and twelve people in unison would all go "YAYYYYYYY" with her.
Children are the only thing that could ruin my Christmas.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me
edginborough
Just had my second helpings of the pandoro bread and butter pudding tart. Fucking amazing but I'm ready to burst now.
Cities generally aren't my thing but even I wouldn't describe Edinburgh as dull. Isn't Naples a proper shithole?
Sat watching Home Alone 2 having stuffed my face all day. Little un had a great day too. Just wish my nephews weren't such cunts.
My uncle has just brought out a very well stocked cheese board, which is fucking mana from heaven at this hour.
There is a point you reach when all you can do is sit in a chair and let yourself decompose from the inside. For me that point came at about 5pm and it hasn't receded. I must weigh about 100kg more than I did this morning.
I am currently on my 5th generous glass of scotch. I only had 1 beer all day because I had to drive, but my head is going to punish me for making up for it tomorrow.
I have had about a kilo of cheese too, mind, which may soak it up.
Oh, and I've had 3 shits today.