UK General Election 2017 - 8 June

[Giggles]

FINALLY this thread got intetesting.

[Shindig]

Excellent. Jimmy's trigger word was 'odd'. He'll be stealing a tractor and taking it back to Seoul in no time.

[phonics]

Pards comes back in the board kicks into life. I fucking love this place.

[Pepe]

[Spikey M]

Fucking hell.

[Pepe]

When do we get to call METLDOWN? Or will someone be offended?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Well firstly I'm not 'accountable'. There's nothing you can do that has any impact on me whatsoever. Your CALLING ME OUT is meaningless, despite how important you might think your ALLCAPS make you look.

Secondly, wanking yourself into a frenzy over the "blood-sport!!!" of a load of bellends like Boris Johnson calling each other a SHAMBLES is fucking odd. Getting this upset over someone saying it is tragically thin-skinned.

I think you're probably not actually a particularly nice person. A lot of your views come across very unempathetic to the point of having quite a nasty undertone. This kind of narcissistic response to someone PERSONALLY ATTACKING you sits well with that also. Half the time when I pulled you up in the football threads I pointing out something you'd said which was literally just factually incorrect and even that you couldn't handle.

Edit: I suppose if you could affect my life by complaining to the GMC about me but I imagine you'll need something better than 'called me odd on the internet's.

I don't want to affect your life. I wish you all the luck with your life, and am pretty sure I have actually done so here on numerous occasions (because that's what nasty people do to cover their tracks). I want you to act with civility in the course of using this online community, which we both use a lot and presumably enjoy. Being insulted from left field makes it less enjoyable. You are welcome to disagree with things I post, or call my posts wrong (most of them are bollocks, this place is fun, not a competition) but if you make, yes, PERSONAL comments then I am more than entitled to stand my ground and tell you to fuck off. That doesn't make me 'sensitive' or mean I'm going to cry to my mum. That just means I am objecting to something you have chosen to post. I made that objection in very calm terms in my first reply to you, but you couldn't resist a bit more sarcasm every time. That is the girly pissiness, not anything I have done.

If you think people should just be able to take pointless insults like potato bullets then what sort of backwards, 19th century attitude is that? You should care about the interactions you have with people, and take responsibility for them. It's not narcissistic to have the capacity to be annoyed or upset by things people say to you, or to challenge their comments. The fact that we are on the internet is really neither here nor there. And if you think all that is narcissistic or weak or cissy, then you have a really knuckle-dragging view on how people, especially men, should interact. You go through all my 100,000 posts right now and find an example of where I've gone in at the man in the way that you did without engaging on the content. You won't find one, because there isn't one, because that's not how I do things.

I'm not going to deliver a withering 'you are a nasty person' load of nonsense, either, because 1) I don't believe it, and 2) unlike you I do not want to antagonise anyone or pick fights, I just want to have fun joking and debating and reading/writing posts, doing what we all come on here to do.

[phonics]

When do we get to call METLDOWN? Or will someone be offended?

This is definitely Jimmy's first meltdown. I've called him far worse and not even got half the reaction.

[Giggles]

This is definitely Jimmy's first meltdown. I've called him far worse and not even got half the reaction.

Meltdowns are unwarranted. Jim is just bossing it.



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[Jimmy Floyd]

This is definitely Jimmy's first meltdown. I've called him far worse and not even got half the reaction.

I know you don't mean it though. Despite all the hilarity, you're a cuddly sort. He means it.

[Boydy]

You alright, Jim, mate?

[John]

This is definitely Jimmy's first meltdown. I've called him far worse and not even got half the reaction.

If this is a meltdown Floyd used to melt down thrice a week, or however often Pongo was posting.

[phonics]

I know you don't mean it though. Despite all the hilarity, you're a cuddly sort. He means it.

I mean it, I just know it's not your fault you're always wrong.

We were part of the same system and you just happened to see the everyday doctor/lawyer side of it whereas I saw the arms dealer / land owner side.

[phonics]

If this is a meltdown Floyd used to melt down thrice a week, or however often Pongo was posting.

Pongo cut people to their core, that's not a meltdown, that's just you screaming as you're holding your own short intestine.

edit: PS. John, get owned. For all the claims of being the flamethrower of truth this is the most accurate post in here.

I wondered how long it'd be before you tagged in.

For all your billy-big- ballsing around you're one of the least able to take a joke people I've ever come across.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I mean it, I just know it's not your fault you're always wrong.

We were part of the same system and you just happened to see the everyday doctor/lawyer side of it whereas I saw the arms dealer / land owner side.

'Tru dat', as they say.

[randomlegend]

I called you odd, mate. If you can't take a look around at what you're doing and realise that might be a fair comment then fucking hell, IDK. I didn't realise "odd" could cause such devastation - I'm well aware I'm odd as fuck, something which has been pointed out many times. Your reaction was mental.

The other stuff is how you come across to me on here. Maybe I'm wrong. Who cares.

Boyd got less of a rise out of me calling me a paedophile than this.

[Lewis]

You.

[Spikey M]

I called you odd, mate. If you can't take a look around at what you're doing and realise that might be a fair comment then fucking hell, IDK. I didn't realise "odd" could cause such devastation - I'm well aware I'm odd as fuck, something which has been pointed out many times. Your reaction was mental.

The other stuff is how you come across to me on here. Maybe I'm wrong. Who cares.

Boyd got less of a rise out of me calling me a paedophile than this.

You did shag an underage girl.

Probably.

[Boydy]

I called you odd, mate. If you can't take a look around at what you're doing and realise that might be a fair comment then fucking hell, IDK. I didn't realise "odd" could cause such devastation - I'm well aware I'm odd as fuck, something which has been pointed out many times. Your reaction was mental.

The other stuff is how you come across to me on here. Maybe I'm wrong. Who cares.

Boyd got less of a rise out of me calling me a paedophile than this.

When/why did I do that?

[phonics]

This is the biggest fallout on the board since Taz left because everyone made fun of his name and I think the original incident of this one might be even more minor.

[randomlegend]

You did shag an underage girl.

Probably.

I didn't actually.

[randomlegend]

You.

If I cared 1/10th that much I'd have lobbed myself off a bridge about 10 years ago.

[Lewis]

Too weak to climb over the side. Especially with your oxygen tank.

[Manc]

Real men. Real feelings.

[Byron]

This is the biggest fallout on the board since Taz left because everyone made fun of his name and I think the original incident of this one might be even more minor.

I wish Don would come back.

[John]

This is the biggest fallout on the board since Taz left because everyone made fun of his name and I think the original incident of this one might be even more minor.

Taz was already teetering by then. He never recovered from going absolutely tonto when I told him to cut out the gay bashing.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

https://twitter.com/HannahB4LiviMP/s...74345701740551



A fucking MP.

[John]

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[Pepe]

[Spikey M]

#Ragin

[Kikó]

Is that Jim's hand?

[Shindig]

But .... nothing has changed and, even if it were to change, nobody could agree terms. Cancer is tied.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Do you think I could pull off a ring like that?

[Pepe]

Is that Jim's hand?

[phonics]

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lol

[Spoonsky]

I'm not a hard man, and you can fuck off.

I want this on a t-shirt.

[mugbull]

I heard audio from May's self-immolation in front of Parliament and i have to ask, do MPs always do those huh-hah monosyllabic ejaculations during their sessions? It sounded like what i imagine it sounded like in the Magna Carta days.

[niko_cee]

Yeah, mostly. It's embarrassing.

Going further down the you couldn't script it rabbit hole today. May to face a vote of no confidence from her party, which she might win, and so be 'saved', until she then immediately faces a no confidence vote in parliament, which the Tory rebels see her lose.

Then, god only knows. My long terms thoughts on this, and I don't know whether I've put them on here, is that, somehow, Jeremy Hunt is going to be PM, despite being (ostensibly) hated by everyone. He'll probably ride in as some sort of Tory People's Vote White Knight and end up the next Tony Blair.

[Kikó]

I'd rather have Gove...

[randomlegend]

I'd rather have Mussolini.

[Queenslander]

You can have Scott Morrison?

[ItalAussie]

You can have Scott Morrison?

You have to imagine he'll have a much emptier schedule if they're willing to wait a few months.

[phonics]

They're having a vote on something that they already voted on 2 years ago? Disgrace to democracy.

[niko_cee]

So, if May wins this vote of no confidence, but then loses one in the House of Commons, triggering a general election, do the Conservative Party's rules mandate she be the leader for that election (as she can't be challenged again for a year)? I know, realistically, you'd think she'd throw the towel in before it came to that, but that really doesn't seem to be her M.O. at all. That would probably be a suitably farcical next step.

[Jimmy Floyd]

She'd have to resign. That said, they then wouldn't have a leader, so who knows.

[Baz]

I’ll do it.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Baz Akehurst, Tory leader. There's a six-part BBC Three sitcom.

[Lewis]

If the form book is anything to go off these hints at standing down before the next election aren't worth the steam off your piss, because why would you, so the useless bastards might as well chuck her now if they are only really worried about that.

[Shindig]

Baz Akehurst, Tory leader. There's a six-part BBC Three sitcom.

"PMQs was delayed by four hours as the Prime Minister, Home Secretary and Foreign Secretary (lol, he's not foreign) were trying to get their network game in."

[phonics]

He'd have to resign after being caught skimming 0.08% off the treasury for every tax bill he passed.