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    Mini golf was always the obvious choice when I was a young 'un. Especially during the day.

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    You're going on a date with a 19 year old Italian au pair, and you're asking TTH what to do?

    /kilroy

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    Send her to an Italian restaurant then.

    IDK but don't send her to Spoons for fuck sake.

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    I think he’s planning on going with her.

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    Play it cool.

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    Who arranges for a first date at 2pm? That's such an odd time. Just after you could meet for lunch but wayyyy too long till dinner/drinks without getting blackout in the interim.

    It's suspicious. I say that as someone who hasn't gone out on a date in... 3 years maybe? So you know I'm right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Who arranges for a first date at 2pm? That's such an odd time. Just after you could meet for lunch but wayyyy too long till dinner/drinks without getting blackout in the interim.

    It's suspicious. I say that as someone who hasn't gone out on a date in... 3 years maybe? So you know I'm right.
    Ha well I'm working Saturday, so said we could meet 5ish or do Sunday and she said she preferred earlier Sunday. I'd have rather done Saturday evening.

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    Go to a pub that has pool tables.

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    And then bend her over one. LAD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Go to a pub that has pool tables.
    Pool is a very good option. I am stealing this idea. As long as you can not be that arsehole telling them how to take every shot, you're in.

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    If you're meeting up at 2 on a Sunday can you not just go for a [Sunday] lunch in a pub?

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    The foods a bit heavy for post meal coitus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    If you're meeting up at 2 on a Sunday can you not just go for a [Sunday] lunch in a pub?
    Not a bad shout. And I dunno about coitus, maybe some heavy petting.

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    So I went on a date last night. First official date Ive been in a long time. Im testing the route of an older female. It didn't go well. I got to the restaurant on time and she arrived late. That isn't a big deal and I can overlook that.

    First thing I noticed, is when she pulled up, she had bald tires on her car. So I knew from the start, this is a sloppy female who does not take care of herself. Immediately I expected things to end badly.

    Within 20 minutes of speaking to her, she is bringing up her old bad relationships with her previous partners. I really don't want to hear those stories at all, and im being informed on the first date.

    I know im really harsh on females, and im trying not to treat them differently based on the things they say or do but it is difficult.

    I told her at the end night it was a new experience for me and I didn't really like the evening. She was OK with it though. I was expecting a breakdown.

    I got a text this morning asking ”What didn't you like about me?”
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    People who say the word 'females' are sex offenders in waiting.

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    Sounds like the worst date ever. Restaurant doesn't strike me as first date material. Bar is better as you're less bound by the rules of the table (and can fuck off to the bar if it's awkward).

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post

    I know im really harsh on females, and im trying not to treat them differently based on the things they say or do but it is difficult.
    Wut.

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    Is 'bald tires' some sort of euphemism I'm not familiar with in that context, or are you actually judging someone on the tires (tyres) on their car? That's beyond mental.

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    Pics or it didn't happen.

    Yeah, judging her by her tyres (how close were you to her car ffs?) is pretty harsh.

    You going to respond?

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    Yes, bald tires. Tires on the car were bald. Clearly, she for bot value her own life. How do you think she will value mine.

    I text her back saying, I just don't like you. First impressions are everything and the attitude and personality were just not nice to be around.

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    Fucks' sake mate.

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    You've adequately ruined her weekend. Congratulations.

    At least tell her to change her tyres for the sake of her future relationships.

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    This makes Lewis' bald hating look like nothing. Up your game Lou.

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    Did you at least wish her a happy Christmas?

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    I lolled out loud at that tyres bit.

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    With winter coming, the bald tyres hate seems fully justified.

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    @igor_balis how was the Italian?

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    Ah shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    @igor_balis how was the Italian?
    Whilst building up the courage to bail she bailed. The morning of the date I was hungover and I felt like getting a train to milton keynes to hang out with an 18 year old (even younger than you!!) was a fucking shit idea, seemingly she thought similarly about getting a bus to milton keynes to see me.

    I'm currently chatting on tinder to a half Finnish half Israeli American who seems quite cool though. She's 27, studying to be a human rights lawyer and only lives 5 minutes away on the train. Might not mention Corbyn.

    Hows your love life spoony?

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    I'm with my girlfriend for 10 months now. (She's also Israeli-American so I can vouch for that.) So... nice but boring.

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    i like how open everyone on TTH is with their autism

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    @SincereTheRebel Are you a fan of Jordan Peterson?

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    Milf from work said she has feelings for me. I like her but it was only meant to be a bit of fun. She is getting better looking by the day now she’s not depressed though and her body is honestly incredible right now.

    Step kids

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    Last edited by Waffdon; 03-12-2018 at 05:25 PM.

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    Jesus

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    This place is a fucking nut house.

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    It’s only right my Fathers of the Internet see who their Son is busting a nut inside!

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    I'm not sure introducing a father-son dynamic is ideal considering the questionable decision to post a picture of someones kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    This place is a fucking nut house.
    You can say that twice.


    Or, over and over and over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    @SincereTheRebel Are you a fan of Jordan Peterson?
    I dont know who that is. Why do you ask?

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    He is a life coach/daddy for a lot men on the internet. Gives out lot of advice about getting ones life together etc and your critique about that poor womans tyres came across as something Jordan Peterson would say.

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    I love this place so much.

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    Waffelz is donning it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I'm not sure introducing a father-son dynamic is ideal considering the questionable decision to post a picture of someones kids.
    I'm a twit

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    Posting a picture of some woman's kids is pretty fucked up tbh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Milf from work said she has feelings for me. I like her but it was only meant to be a bit of fun. She is getting better looking by the day now she’s not depressed though and her body is honestly incredible right now.

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    Fit.

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    Waff I'll take you on a double date with the blonde.

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    Is bald tyres a euphemism?

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    My best guess so far as to what Sincere must mean with it is "Shaved balls"

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Waff I'll take you on a double date with the blonde.
    She’s not the best so she is all yours, Sir. Bought some quality Ribeye Steaks for her to cook for tea as well as some white wine. Living the high life x

    Red is far superior but it’s her favourite so I’ll have a Capri Sun or two instead.

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