Originally Posted by
Jimmy Floyd
We've reached the time of year when people at work start regaling me with how excited their sproglets are to visit crappy pop-up malls with animatronic reindeer and poorly acted Father Christmases, and it really winds me up for some reason. Christmas is about having a short break from the otherwise relentless misery of adulthood, not celebrating the joy of childhood.
'Ooh, Leo (they are all called Leo, now) made a sleigh bells card'. Fuck off and let me drink alone.