Not exactly news but just more 'people are fucking batshit'.
Not exactly news but just more 'people are fucking batshit'.
The fall of civilization cannot come quick enough, and I'm not even sure I'm joking anymore.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...&noredirect=on
This is the kind of story that makes me fearful for the future. It’s got everything, and both the intellectually decaying lady and the neckbeard troll guy come out of this looking pathetic. The woman actually reminds me of my own mother quite a bit.
That’s the future right thereOn display above Chapian’s screen were needlepoints that had once occupied much of her free time, intricate pieces of artwork that took hundreds of hours to complete, but now she didn’t have the patience.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-46279172
VOMIT INDUCING.
Mate.
I can't even figure out what they're complaining about. Is it because the woman is in her underwear, which is pretty tasteful and conservative?
Is it the juxtaposition of women in pants and man in suit? Implying that women can only impress in their underwear? I'm reaching a bit here but I can't see properly past my patriarchy.
'Fancy little knickers' for women is pretty sexist, language-wise, unless there is also a picture of that grey-haired affair daddy that appears in all those catalogues, sheathing his knob in 100% cotton.
Throw a size 22 mannequin into the window and all sorted.
I'm going to assume these outraged women are bulimic.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-46261699
The Japanese really are beyond mental.
One way to get a postponement.
https://www.dublinlive.ie/sport/ball...after-15474480
The caption of that first picture has made my day.
Look at this big beefy boy.
Imagine the rack of ribs you'd get
Link because John: https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/pl...cow-1830692635
I think cows are ace. If you could get a micro cow, like those micro pigs that idiots got into that year, I would have one.
You already have one.
His walk is almost identical to how a pig walks.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46393501
Southwest Airlines has apologised after a member of its staff mocked a five-year-old girl's name.
Traci Redford and her daughter, Abcde (pronounced ab-si-dee), were en route home to El Paso, Texas, from California's John Wayne Airport when the incident occurred.
A gate agent allegedly began laughing and took a photo of the child's boarding pass and posted it online.
Why did they have to apologise?
The mother needed mocking for being a fucking imbecile.
The mother should apologise for giving her daughter such a preposterous name, and I fucking bet she's an anti-vaxer. If she'd kept it to ABC and it was a tribute to Martin Fry's excellent 80s pop group then we'd be talking.
Is it one of those "theybies?"
The best (or worst) bit of that story is the last bit about there being at least 328 similarly named imbeciles, which probably makes it a more common name than Gary in the modern age.
After some thought I've decided that the most hilarious name anyone could possibly give to a child would be Spongebob. Haven't seen it yet, but I'm waiting for the day
By all means lol at the name, but posting a picture of their boarding pass online seems a bit stupid.
Very. I seem to remember someone in this office got a bollocking from management for sharing photographs of a claimant's cock warts.
Cock warts are exactly like a used boarding pass.
Even a prostitute refused to go near that thing.
Given that he didn't fart during his entire trip his was probably the least smelly hole there.
https://www.independent.ie/irish-new...-37580550.html
No words.A 39-year-old civil servant, who fractured his wrist when he hit a punch-ball on a "boxing machine" in a Dublin pub, has been awarded €30,000 damages against Flannery's bar in Camden Street, Dublin.
In fairness, a thing that is designed to be punched shouldn't break your wrist when you punch it. Even if you're a right flapper.
Depends. Saw someone fracture their hand once by punching the bar above the ball. Weapon.
I was at a blues in Liveprool about 10 years ago and there was one of the punching bags in the corner of the rave. For the whole night, it was man upon man punching the bag. Nobody cared about the women with their tits on show. It was all about the bag and the hardest punch
Last edited by SincereTheRebel; 30-11-2018 at 03:15 PM.
He should have had his other wrist broken to teach a lesson about stupidity, not be fucking rewarded for it.
Well, if you read about that Lion Air crash (or whatever it was) maybe. Unfortunately in that case the AI was intent on flying into the sea at 500mph.
Well then you're not flying it are you. That's like saying you can drive a bus because you once caught the number 32.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-46405192
Well played Argentina.
The more pertinent question is how much did it take to put him 50 times over the limit.
I assume the answer to this must be that the limit for pilots is insanely low, but somehow not zero, rather than casting aspersions on the alcohol tolerance of the Japanese.
Ah, I misread.