Originally Posted by
Jimmy Floyd
When I was a nipper, there used to be a thing in Kingston called Shakeaway (not sure if it was a chain, or if it still exists) that sold some truly legendary concoctions. Battenberg milkshakes, chocolate apple pie milkshakes, the works. This was in the early to mid 2000s, so Tony Blair's beady eye was focused on bigger fish like banning smoking (worst thing to happen to this country since the war) and we could sup our laughable £2.80, 600 calorie efforts in peace.
Nowadays there's a campaign group trying to ban any kind of fun, so you can't have any. There's literally one that wants to ban rugby in schools. I mean, fuck off. No one cares if your kid got trampled on. It's called bad luck. Watch that Peter Jackson war film and then whinge about unfairness.