Of course not.Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
Of course not.
You haven't wanked the amounts of pints I've had.
That reads like you've drank many, many pints of spunk mate. Not judging, whatever gets you through the day.
That's exactly how it was meant to read. Have you not tried, my complexion is radiating.
DS/LR exchanges really light my fire.
I truly believe older women are better than young ones (of age!). An experienced woman performs better in every area.
Did you just get spanked by a Milf and had an epiphany, or what?
We also have 95% humidity but you don't see these broads out here looking ridiculous
I don't know what epiphany means so ill take it as you being offensive. Fuck off.
It means you've realized you actually like to be dominated and maybe hurt a little, like the little bitch you are.
Take that how you will, of course. I'm not judging, man.
Well you had best not tell Trina that Waff is posting pictures of her and her family on a FM message board then, you defiantly shouldn't send her a link to that last page.
I defiantly won't.
That's defiantly a good idea.
I don’t know the girl he knows and they’re certainly not family.
They probably are. Inbred cunts.
Looking (and sounding) ridiculous is the only thing your broads have.
jeez mj linking anything on here to someone in real life would be mutually assured destruction
Also girl was leaving bank, thought I recognised her. Realised she looked a bit like a girl I matched on tinder. Messaged asking if she was just at my work and she was like "OMG ITS YOU!!".
Asked if she fancied a drink Friday, said she was out with work colleagues. Said I'd message her when she got back from uni at Xmas or she could message me when out cus I'll be out Friday anyway, she politely said yeah but I assumed thatd be that.
She just messaged me saying she'll meet me at 10 when she's finished with work people. Agreeing to meet me after drinking (and already knowing what I look like)...surely a shag right??
Erm, probably not.
will you shag me
Erm, probably not.
She would definitely be up for a game of hide the chorizo, Igor.
My main problem with Igor is he sounds like it's always his first time.
"I met this lass and then we talked about things so i sed this and then she sed dat and we sed yes so now i'm just waiting to see if she shows up for the thing or not or not."
Followed by, "she didnt text me in two days so its prbably overr. met another internet lass who says she likes me aywayz,lol."
And he has a large foreskin with a small penis, which probably doesn't help him.
Honestly I have the right level of low self esteem that it's hugely exciting whenever a girl shows any interest. Plus no internal monologue.
Large foreskin and slightly below average penis*
Oh yeah,
100%.
I'm a twit
You all say things like "fanny", I'm not bothered by this critique whatsoever.
Besides, imagine comparing that broken gypsy girl to one of the finest women Florida has to offer. A dios mio papacito.
Britain has pretty much the least attractive women of any nation on Earth, you can't compare it to the beauty Latinas
Yank birds are on mass fat slags.
Dunno what that sentence means
It means you should have been a wank.
three dates in 6 days, date number one has bailed tonight. if all three flake i'm calling the fucking romanian.
I'm really hoping that happens, you two are perfect for each other.
Ended up necking on with the aforementioned Mother and work colleagues after work today. The uproar tomorrow when we were inevitably caught.
Well done you had a threesome.
Colleagues he says, so at least a foursome. Waff.
Going on a date with a 19 year old Italian au pair on Sunday, lolz.
Another tinder date then?
And pics.
The date will get cancelled when one of the kids gets shaken.
Igor added me on FB and a rogue like gave away that he was stalking through photos so I did the same and I can see how he pulls the Tinder birds now but he was getting up to these hijinks years ago when, no offense Chess-Friend, you looked like the urban dictionary picture for 'fat emo'.
Now you're looking bae as fuck. Ignore Richard Ashcroft mate, the drugs are working.
Phonics
Anyway, lads. I'm meeting this girl 2ish, we've agreed thus far on "a drink" and dinner, any suggestions on stuff to do?
I'd be happy to just drink from when we meet until we get dinner, but normal people seem to like, i dunno, doing things. If we were meeting later I'd just suggest drink, dinner, more drinks, but the ~3pm-6pm slot might require more finesse.
This is miles off whatever my areas of expertise are but if she's agreed "A drink" hours before dinner surely she knows more than one drink is happening?
This is true but she's foreign mate fuck knows what's going through her crazy head. Also being 19 and Italian means she's gonna be no fucking use on the pub quiz machine.
Dangerously close to applying logic there sir, an easy trap to fall into.
Maybe she thinks lunch is called dinner like our northern contingent.
TBH I don't really like ACTIVITY dates, especially on a first date, so I'm hoping the multiple drinks thing has been assumed by my goomah, but I'd just quite like some sorta backup if I sense that ain't the vibe. What the fuck do people even do, though? I'm not going fucking ice skating.
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