“Way better”
Glass houses, but fuck it.
“Way better”
Glass houses, but fuck it.
I reckon most of the 'benefits' to organisations of social media are largely myths or wishful thinking.
Says the man posting on a forum that raised hundreds of pounds so 12 people could continue to talk to each other.
I’ve decided I hate all women.
Let it be heard.
I'm a twit
Can't be trusted not to be offended by my alpha aura. Eliminate them.
My uncle's step son is half-caste, and his school refers to him as 'dual heritage' instead of mixed race. The poor little bastard has never met his black dad ('Really?!', I hear you cry), and doesn't even know he's mixed race, so that makes no sense whatsoever.Originally Posted by Spikey M
Stop being a cunt.
Half caste and then that, my word.
Is half cast(e) bad now as well? Like actual bad and not just twitter pc culture bad.
I meant dual heritage.
I'm pretty sure half-caste has always been bad.
Half caste hasn't been used since the 70s. Or that poem in English GCSE.
That poem pissed me off so much.
It was bad when Love Thy Neighbour was still running.
I've blocked Lewis's posts and phoned his local paper.
Lewis would like to apologise if he caused offence.
It's all the Brexit stuff in the news.
It means half-pure. So yes.
I tell myself Lewis is a mischievous scamp on the wind-up as a way to enjoy his consistently funny posts, then he posts something like that which makes me think he's probably just a horrible racist cunt. Then again, I enjoy Woody Allen films and Chris Benoit matches so maybe I need to separate the art from the artist. Had any good pizzas lately, mate?
I sometimes wonder if half you lot understand what racism is.
Making a shitty joke on a football manager forum, is not it.
My [white] teacher read it in a Jamaican accent.
I'm a twit
So did my Yorkshire teacher. It was .... something else.
I must have missed the cut on that one.
Lewis is obviously on the wind-up. He's just very good at it, which makes it seem more genuine.
I used to describe myself as ‘quarter-caste’ which is doubly offensive because my fractions were out.
We listened to a tape of a someone with an over the top Jamaican accent reading it.My [white] teacher read it in a Jamaican accent.
"E'splaaaayn yersel', whu yu meeeaan, when yu saaay... aaaaaalf casssste?"
It was someone from the Caribbean wasn't it who wrote the poem?
They all sound the same to me, mate.
Nick Clegg now works for Facebook?!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-45913587
I didn't see that coming.
Deliberately jump on outside of train.
Injure yourself.
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.
Profit.
https://www.rte.ie/news/courts/2018/...a-kelly-court/
That has ruined my entire weekend.
Sounds more like she had a severe brain injury before the incident.
Mine too. Hopefully the brain injury worsens and she dies before a penny is paid.
What a terrible injustice. I hope her kid grows up to beat her.
You’re all dreadful.
And dreadfully jealous.
I'm a twit
Seems a bit much.
Idiocy shouldn't be rewarded.
He’s a Scouse. Cheating half a mil out of a company is commendable.
Me and the Mrs just had to do a quick shop in Sainsbury’s and we saw a bloke use the round bit of a key in his trolley. I tried it, and it worked for me too.
Absolute scenes.
You’re welcome.
Your 2p's work in the €2 ones here so I put one on a keyring.
The effort of drilling a hole into a 2p was surely not worth it.
I'm a twit
I've a pillar drill and was out for a fag so it was about 8 seconds of my time.
I must round up a stock of 2p's so I can just leave the trolley where I was parked when I'm done.
Do most supermarkets not just have those brakes on the trollies that are activated when you get a certain distance from the shop these days? I haven't put a quid in a trolley in years although it's very rare I actually use a trolley.
I once had to transport fifty bottles of wine about 400 yards in two trollies, and I can confirm that because of the above we had to pick the trollies up and fucking carry them.
I seem to have an almost superpower-like ability to pick the shittest, wobbliest trolley available.
Most of them do, but you still get the odd throwback. The fact that we live in a cashless world these days makes this even more of a life saver when you get blind sided by one of them.
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news...hares-15311948
Free heroin with every Spoonies meal deal.
I'm a twit
Jokes“The lady and her child shouldn’t have had to go through the trauma of having an HIV test at the hospital.
“The manager at the pub would like to offer the lady a £50 gift card for use at the pub.
“This in no way underestimates the situation that she faced.”
That in no way underestimates the situation that she faced.
Wouldn't be a week without a bullshit compo claim.
https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/...-37462668.html
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