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    “Way better”

    Glass houses, but fuck it.

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    I reckon most of the 'benefits' to organisations of social media are largely myths or wishful thinking.

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    Says the man posting on a forum that raised hundreds of pounds so 12 people could continue to talk to each other.

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    I’ve decided I hate all women.

    Let it be heard.
    I'm a twit

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    Can't be trusted not to be offended by my alpha aura. Eliminate them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    My (black) auntie took her daughter to Nursery with a black eye once. When she explained the injury, they corrected her with ‘bruised eye’. She lol’d in their faces and pointed out that black is a colour outside of the skin world and calling something that is black ‘black’ is not racist. Bonkers.
    My uncle's step son is half-caste, and his school refers to him as 'dual heritage' instead of mixed race. The poor little bastard has never met his black dad ('Really?!', I hear you cry), and doesn't even know he's mixed race, so that makes no sense whatsoever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    My uncle's step son is half-caste, and his school refers to him as 'dual heritage' instead of mixed race. The poor little bastard has never met his black dad ('Really?!', I hear you cry), and doesn't even know he's mixed race, so that makes no sense whatsoever.
    Stop being a cunt.

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    Half caste and then that, my word.

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    Is half cast(e) bad now as well? Like actual bad and not just twitter pc culture bad.

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    I meant dual heritage.

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    I'm pretty sure half-caste has always been bad.

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    Half caste hasn't been used since the 70s. Or that poem in English GCSE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Half caste hasn't been used since the 70s. Or that poem in English GCSE.
    That poem pissed me off so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Is half cast(e) bad now as well? Like actual bad and not just twitter pc culture bad.
    It was bad when Love Thy Neighbour was still running.

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    I've blocked Lewis's posts and phoned his local paper.

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    Lewis would like to apologise if he caused offence.

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    It's all the Brexit stuff in the news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Is half cast(e) bad now as well? Like actual bad and not just twitter pc culture bad.
    It means half-pure. So yes.

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    I tell myself Lewis is a mischievous scamp on the wind-up as a way to enjoy his consistently funny posts, then he posts something like that which makes me think he's probably just a horrible racist cunt. Then again, I enjoy Woody Allen films and Chris Benoit matches so maybe I need to separate the art from the artist. Had any good pizzas lately, mate?

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    I sometimes wonder if half you lot understand what racism is.

    Making a shitty joke on a football manager forum, is not it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    That poem pissed me off so much.
    My [white] teacher read it in a Jamaican accent.
    I'm a twit

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    So did my Yorkshire teacher. It was .... something else.

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    I must have missed the cut on that one.

    Lewis is obviously on the wind-up. He's just very good at it, which makes it seem more genuine.

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    I used to describe myself as ‘quarter-caste’ which is doubly offensive because my fractions were out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    My [white] teacher read it in a Jamaican accent.
    We listened to a tape of a someone with an over the top Jamaican accent reading it.

    "E'splaaaayn yersel', whu yu meeeaan, when yu saaay... aaaaaalf casssste?"

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    It was someone from the Caribbean wasn't it who wrote the poem?

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    They all sound the same to me, mate.

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    Nick Clegg now works for Facebook?!

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-45913587

    I didn't see that coming.

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    Deliberately jump on outside of train.
    Injure yourself.
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    Profit.

    https://www.rte.ie/news/courts/2018/...a-kelly-court/

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    That has ruined my entire weekend.

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    Sounds more like she had a severe brain injury before the incident.

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    Mine too. Hopefully the brain injury worsens and she dies before a penny is paid.

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    What a terrible injustice. I hope her kid grows up to beat her.

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    You’re all dreadful.

    And dreadfully jealous.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Mine too. Hopefully the brain injury worsens and she dies before a penny is paid.
    Seems a bit much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    You’re all dreadful.

    And dreadfully jealous.
    Idiocy shouldn't be rewarded.

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    He’s a Scouse. Cheating half a mil out of a company is commendable.

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    Me and the Mrs just had to do a quick shop in Sainsbury’s and we saw a bloke use the round bit of a key in his trolley. I tried it, and it worked for me too.

    Absolute scenes.

    You’re welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Me and the Mrs just had to do a quick shop in Sainsbury’s and we saw a bloke use the round bit of a key in his trolley. I tried it, and it worked for me too.

    Absolute scenes.

    You’re welcome.
    Your 2p's work in the €2 ones here so I put one on a keyring.

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    The effort of drilling a hole into a 2p was surely not worth it.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    The effort of drilling a hole into a 2p was surely not worth it.
    I've a pillar drill and was out for a fag so it was about 8 seconds of my time.

    I must round up a stock of 2p's so I can just leave the trolley where I was parked when I'm done.

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    Do most supermarkets not just have those brakes on the trollies that are activated when you get a certain distance from the shop these days? I haven't put a quid in a trolley in years although it's very rare I actually use a trolley.

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    I once had to transport fifty bottles of wine about 400 yards in two trollies, and I can confirm that because of the above we had to pick the trollies up and fucking carry them.

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    I seem to have an almost superpower-like ability to pick the shittest, wobbliest trolley available.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Do most supermarkets not just have those brakes on the trollies that are activated when you get a certain distance from the shop these days? I haven't put a quid in a trolley in years although it's very rare I actually use a trolley.
    Most of them do, but you still get the odd throwback. The fact that we live in a cashless world these days makes this even more of a life saver when you get blind sided by one of them.

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    https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news...hares-15311948

    Free heroin with every Spoonies meal deal.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news...hares-15311948

    Free heroin with every Spoonies meal deal.
    “The lady and her child shouldn’t have had to go through the trauma of having an HIV test at the hospital.

    “The manager at the pub would like to offer the lady a £50 gift card for use at the pub.

    “This in no way underestimates the situation that she faced.”
    Jokes

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    That in no way underestimates the situation that she faced.

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    Wouldn't be a week without a bullshit compo claim.

    https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/...-37462668.html

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