I wish a sexy pre-teen would mow my lawn for me. Or an ugly one. Or a middle-aged Austrian man. Or anyone else that isn’t me.
I'm a twit
Pay someone to pave it over.
That involves paying someone more than £10 every fortnight.
I'm a twit
Get Mike to make a school trip of it every couple of weeks.
And we are all aware of Baz being a nonce.
Alright, cheers.
Then is it fair to say that the "stars" of the wars in the 20th century were rather those who managed to understand and implement the infrastructure required for that type of warfare? I'm still amazed when I think about those massive blocks of concrete outside Normandy for instance.
I guess today the most important army personell are like hackers or something...
Yeah, pretty much. If you were a British/American general from 1943-45 it was very hard to actually fuck something because you wouldn't have gone into anything without a massive firepower advantage, so as long as you could organise that reasonably well you were fine, like when no marks win Champions' Leagues or international trophies with loaded squads.
I don't need to wear a suit every day. I only wear them for unique special occasions. Even I know, your tie is never supposed to hang past your belt line. Dude on tv right now is a disgrace.
Just a shit Kiko.
I'll take that all day every day, to be honest.
it's supposed to be like halfway down the belt line, ennit?
I go for the shorter tie because that's what was cool in secondary school when I actually had to tie a tie and I never learnt the correct way.
If it touches your belt (when you’re standing) it’s too long.
I'm a twit
It's meant to be wherever the fuck you want it to be and to hell with posing tossers.
Do you want to freeze burn my skintags off?
I'm a twit
Exactly. Above the belt.
I guess that’s me off the informal fucking lager list.
I'm a twit
Absolutely, formal only with you.
Amazon adds loads of delivery restrictions if you add something to your basket direct from your wishlist but doesn't if you add them from the items main page.
Get your house in order Jeff.
She's won me over a bit on the basis of being quite good at the actual baking recently. It's more eye-rolling than anger, now.
The one who got star baker yesterday really reminds me of the main character from Motherland.
How would you go about implementing some sort of shot clock on buses? Say if you haven't got your money/pass out within two seconds of stepping aboard you have to get off and wait for the next one. It must build up through the day and throw everything out. Women seem to be the worst for it as well.
Should be contactless machines only on them all.
Old women rummaging about in their little fabric trolleys trying to find their bus passes were the bane of my life when I was at uni. The only bus direct from my stop to uni went past three bingo halls so they'd be getting on in little groups and I don't remember one of them ever having their pass ready, or even just in a pocket.
The way the UK does bus ticketing is absolute madness. 1) Why are you charged based on where you're going instead of just buying '1 hour of travel' or something. 2) Put machines at the fucking bus stop.
Timed travel would be a shit show.
Buses should be free.