It makes you wonder what sort of lengths Luca will have gone to to have that Samsung thing erased from existence.
It makes you wonder what sort of lengths Luca will have gone to to have that Samsung thing erased from existence.
We found a video of my - then 21 year old - colleague lip syncing to some shit on Instagram. The girl that found it let me watch it on her phone, so I did the sensible thing and ‘liked’ it for her. He went home sick after lunch and the video mysteriously disappeared.
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Somewhere on the internet there's a remix of the Casino Zone from Sonic 2 where I do a concept rap of being Gary Glitter trying to convince other people to join my gang.
I'm on a fan commentary of This is England where I sympathise with a racist.
I've watched a video of my mate boning someone on youporn. Think he's got it deleted again.
Whatever gets you off, mate.
Oh man. My pal is a wannabe professional wrestler, used to do it quite a lot when he lived in the North East, but tonight was his BIG RETURN TO THE RING after a 5 year absence, and his midlands debut. Me and a couple of mates obviously went to go and see him.
It was gloriously bush league, as the kids say, and the audience was EXACTLY what you'd expect. Handful of mad nans shouting for the heels to bloody behave themselves, plenty of people who look like they hang around CEX drinking monster, and the rest were general oddballs (but which group do i fall into??). The main announcer/authority figure looked like the lovechild of Paul Heyman and Willie Thorne, and the end of the first half of the show was a bunch of Peaky Blinders looking rotters trying to kick the shit out of him until the his son came out to save him (who in turn looked like the bloke out of Sum 41 after he'd gotten really fat).
My mate was pretty great, which was nice. You could tell he'd wrestled before, and he was the only person on the show we saw who seemed to know how to do audience interaction. Just getting people to clap along and stuff but it was alright, like. As a whole, it felt just like the backyard thing Louis Theroux went to in weird weekends...obviously.
FIVE STARS
I really hope that's a Review reference. No other fucker has watched it.
I went to one of those tinpot wrestling shows as a kid and it was actually pretty brutal. The ring obviously wasn't sprung or padded in any way so it was just a load of big blokes flinging eachother onto boards of MDF.
One of the local feds up here borrowed some of TNA's talent. I could've seen Robbie E at my local sports centre but I thought better of it.
Went and watched this at The Lowry tonight:
https://www.theguardian.com/stage/20...ringe-festival
My first theatre experience. Fuck me its class innit
I have an old Samsung T220D tv that needs to be mounted to a wall. The part needed to mount it, I can't seem to obtain as the TV was not designed to be mounted to the wall. I'm thinking maybe I could just put the TV on a large floating shelve or even inside some plastic housing unit like they have with the Tvs in prison,.
Why does it need to be mounted to a wall if it was not designed to be so?
I'm afraid it isn't. What's Review? Is it any good?
I'll be honest, it wasn't particularly brutal last night, except for an unprotected chair shot to someone's back. Maybe I'm just a little wuss, but even that made me feel uncomfortable. I think the context of it being in front of about 40 people made it feel a bit unnecessary.
Today I got up at 7am, and made a massive vat of curry for dinner for the next few days, and have done prep for making a similarly huge amount of veggie chili for work lunches after I get back from playing board games. Not having a hangover on a Sunday is doing weird things to me.
Seeing old clips of British wrestling and from shows at different time periods on the WWE network does show an amazing set of middled aged to elderly women at wrestling shows. One of my favourites is an old New Age Outlaws match where they cut to a woman with massive specs and a perm going word-for-word on Road Dogg's pre-match schtick. Presumably up to and including the "Suck it!" from Billy Gunn at the end.
Unexpected trip to see the family. My sister wanted to meet up and then decided we might as well go round to mam and dad's as well. Turned out nice, especially when my nephew couldn't get the dregs out of his juice bottle. Rather than discover he has to suck, he took one look at my dad and launched the bottle at him. Kids drink a lot. Or at least this one does.
Waiting for my first ever Megabus. Already 15 minutes late. Pray for me lads. X
Thought the megabus would be your natural habitat tbh.
I did a Megabus from Manchester to London on an Easter Sunday once. It was the day after Swedish House Mafia at the Warehouse Project and it was fucking brutal. The range of pupil sizes and gurns was impressive. The 4 hour trip via every town in between was less so.
It was also the day after @John saw me and bottled saying hello after being intimidated by my face paint and Gio-Goi attire.
I had Igor down as a train man.
In fairness any transport I'm on is pretty mega by default. And yeah I'm 100% a train guy usually but it was either 3 hours direct from cov for Ł35 return or Ł90 and a four hour journey including getting from Euston to Liverpool Street. Fuck that. It's quite nice tbh, have two seats to myself. Shame about the cunt periodically kicking the back of my seat.
Ah, a Megabus isn't a party bus.
. After a recentish eccied Saturday night in London I fell asleep on the last train back to rugby on sunday, got woken up in Birmingham with no phone battery or money on my debit card at 2am. Had to give a taxi driver my phone as a deposit and get 80 quid at an ATM from my credit card once back in rugby.
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I've got red dead 2. 😎
What's a megabus?
I'm a twit
A proper top bus.
Yeah. I know because it snowed that night and the only other time I went was in the Sunmer.
Top quality night it was as well. I don’t do drugs but still somehow ended up sharing poppers with an over friendly Scouser.
One of the blokes I went with went on to start ‘Underground Audio’ and regularly works with the likes of Loco Dice. His Facebook regularly makes me seeth. He’s just back from ADE in Amsterdam where he had passes to absolutely everything. The lucky cunt.
https://uk.megabus.com
Not a party bus.
Going on the ale trail from Huddersfield to Manchester with @Baz for a mates 30th. Its always a good time.
Between nights booked away for a quick break, a funeral, and a wedding I've just spent my 5th night in a hotel. Thank God I can go home tomorrow.
Went for a quiet couple of pints last night which ended up with me doing lines of md and talking absolute shite with my mate and her other mate until 5am. Asleep by 5.30, awake at 7.30, in work at 8.30. I feel both ashamed of my behaviour last night but also proud/amazed that i didn't call in sick today.
When's the date with the Italian?
When are the pictures of said Italian coming?
tomorrow, never
Speaking of weddings, just back from one and at communion time the priest announced that there was regular and gluten free. What the fuck like? They must weigh about half a gram.
I took the dog for an ice cream, but 'we stop selling it in winter'. Good job we're seven weeks early then love! No. I had to get him some shop-bought cheesecake like a chump.
What's his favorite flavor?
Buying cheesecake for the dog
LAD.
He's a dog, of course he's happy with any of them. He'd probably eat his own shit if you let him.
You've never even met him.