Please tell me I dont need to watch 18 movies Marvel movies before I get to Avengers: Infinity?
Do what I did and watch the first coule then dismiss the rest as shit.
Name three good jokes in its 2 hour run-time.
Guardians ain't supposed to be an all-out comedy bub. It's a space opera interlaced with jokes and funny situations. Don't tell me you walked into this movie expecting jokes left and right surely?
Fine, name one good joke.
Just sack off Marvel Universe rubbish and watch Spiderman Homecoming.
I'm a twit
The prison break in the second one is the best scene in the entire Marvel compendium.
...or just watch the Avengers trilogy
Just grow up and don't watch superhero films full stop.
Yeah you just play your golf you sad old fag.
I enjoyed infinity war having only seen GOTG 1 and 2 before it. I hadn’t even seen the other avengers movies. You definitely don’t need to watch them all.
If the guys here that dismiss MCU movies,watch Captain America: The Winter Soldier and you don't like it,you should never be allowed to offer an opinion on movies,ever. My fanboy-ism might be seeping out but dismissing all MCU movies as rubbish is wrong and mis-placed. Winter soldier is not a superhero movie,is a political,cold war-ish thriller with superhero undertones. Ant-Man,is a heist movie. Guardians 1+2 are space operas. Infinity War might be the first superhero movie that's focused on the villain. I could go all night long about those movies.
Im going to bed. Fuck this. You lot made me watch this mess. Fucked up my flow for the evening.
I have never read a 'comic book' (comic) in my life, nor will I ever because I am not a turbo-nerd, but there are some mega films in there.
You like the fucking Transformers films too though.
They're lol because shite gets blown up, but they aren't actually good films. These are.
Doubt it.
Actually, there is one good superhero movie: Birdman
I liked the first Avengers, first Iron Man, and first Thor. Sequels were bloated muck.
So give me an acceptable path timeline then? Im not watching all from the list you posted, but give me the unmissables at least.
Unmissables: Iron Man 1,Captain America:The Winter Soldier,Guardians 1,The Avengers 1,Avengers:Infinity War,Thor:Ragnarok,Black Panther,Captain America:Civil War,Spiderman:Homecoming. At least 5 of them sort of stand alone and do not need watching the others to understand what's happening.
I thought The Watchmen was alright, even if there's a giant CGI cock in it.
The comic is a hell of a lot better though.
So the director of Predator hired his friend to have a small part in the film (and has done so in Iron Man 3 and The Nice Guys) despite knowing he had been jailed for attempting to lure a 14 year old (who is a distant relative).
http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/w...x-offender.php
His scene was cut after Munn found out and she told the studio.
What the fuck is the director doing? He apparently told no one and judging by those excerpts the guy in question should have been locked up for longer. Even if he was only charged for the things in the email he's a fucking disgusting twat.
Considering all the other stars of the film are refusing to do the press tours with her for having the chutzpah to do anything about it, he was probably thinking 'Who cares? I can do what I want'.
Cavill is out as Superman and apparently they're going to replace him with Michael B. Jordan.
I'm all for that. Getting rid of the cardboard cutout for someone who can actually act.
Can he act white?
Doesn't need to. There are about a billionty different versions of Superman.
He'd likely play Val-Zod:
They can't be happy that they spent half the last film bringing him back to life only to now have to write him out.
Shazam looks like decent fun. Basically Big but with superheroes.
Oh yeah. I forgot they have been turned half of them into women and coloureds. Isn't Iron Man a teenage black girl?
It's all cynical marketing isn't it? Getting positive PR around the film.
He'll always be Wallace to me.
"Where's the boy String..."
Speaking of which ,whose the best Spiderman at the moment? Maguire, Holland or Garfield?
Maguire was shit and Garfield was alright but a bit too much brooding.
Holland is pretty much the perfect Spider-Man, who is meant to be like a PG Deadpool.
Never seen the Garfield films so wouldn't comment. Maguire is alright and Holland is accurate to the comic books.
superhero films are brainrot
He says, sat in the pub talking about how actually great The Room is in a louder than normal voice to draw bystanders into the conversation.
And he recites the three lines he knows, expecting people to join in.
No.
I don't think I seen the Maguire one with the black Spiderman or anything after that. Was that his third one?