Or you will.
Or you will.
This is your wife we are talking about here. Not a toy. If your wife isn't interesting anymore, that is what divorce for. Leave and move on. If you are not happy, leave and move . However, often couples are stuck together because of children, bills and other factors. Someone on here had an issue where they were stuck with their wife because her family was chronically ill. Sometimes you just cant leave. Even abusive relationships. Some people just cant leave the situation they are in.
I dont want to be in any of those postions. You man and others in my life are doing a great job convincing me that married life does not sound great at all.
Marriage has nothing to do with it and short of bouncing from fling to fling (or bagging Nympho) you are going to find that going at it hammer and tongs is never going to last. It’s actually pretty sad that your view of happiness in a relationship is tied THIS much to sex. Sex is great, We have it frequently enough to keep me (us) happy, but it isn’t at the forefront of my mind at all times.
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I’d be happy with a handjob every week at the moment, Christ.
It's no big surprise that Sincere's understanding of relationships is roughly the same as those bellends from Inbetweeners.
Need to figure out what it is about me, that attracts weirdo’s around me that are not happy.
Enjoy relationships for the lifelong companionship they provide, a love and a best friend. Obviously not every relationship will be that way all the time, but provided youre both not neurotic, you’ll be fine. And make sure she’s sexy and stays fit - the saddest thing is someone who lets themselves go. I can imagine it’s a tough position to be in to love someone and yet no longer be sexually attracted to them
The look of her isn't the most important anymore. It's the personality which is the biggest factor.
Being able to laugh at herself is my missus best quality.
Edit: Although missus is a word that does wind her up.
"My missus" is one of the few pieces of jargon common and unique to both Commonwealth 30-somethings and Southern Confederate sympathizers.
Yeah, Harpinder and Mohammed are always using ‘my missus’ (OI OI) in their vocabulary.
I thought Harpinder was a girl name? Lesbian tier?
We don’t have them in the Commonwealth. Another thing we share with the Confeds.
What really is starting to irritate me is when you see a girl for the first time and you start talking. I put my best moves on her and ask her for her number and he says
”are you on Instagram?”
I had the courage to come up and speak to you in real life and you want to put me in the bracket with those other simp’s on your Insta page? This has happened at least three times for me this year. Ive never took the Insta add (Im not on Insta). I keep it moving after that. The energy I get back, its not bad energy. I think they believe it's in their best interest to do everything via the gram. I want numbers to call directly.
You've probably just creeped them out.
Got a new missus, its going so damn well. Went back to hers on the second date and spent five of the last seven days there.
How many limbs is she missing?
Id be pleased if a girl let me put myself in any of their boxes atm. Tho got a tinder date on Thursday lads. Wish me luck.
A 31 year old in my team at work, who has the best bum ever, has decided to somewhat fall for me. She has two kids and a boyfriend (though it’s been rocky for years - clearly a wife beater). Text last week saying they’ve split up. I’m looking forward to being murdered and giving her another child.
She’s decent:-
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That’s great. In a month you’ll have the kids’ names tattooed to your balls.
Rebound.
She's shapey anyway.
She's just uggo
Posting her pic is top Waff behaviour.
I’m sure she’s nice enough. The one on the right would have been better though.
I'm a twit
Lol at Trina.
The middle one looks like the one who will end up murdering you, Waff.
She's got a proper maternal-fat-gangster-slag vibe going on.
She’s orite. Some of you are right picky.
Does Magic know this girl?
Yes.
Hahahahahhaahha. Unbelievable scenes. The other is her sister who is indeed younger and better. She’s better in person though.
"best bum ever"
posts picture of a piece of plywood
And why the fuck do they not brush their hair? Is the "I just got fucked in the closet" look 'in' across the pond?
It's Dundee tbf
Carnoustie m9.
For what its worth I'd slay fuck out of her Waff.
Dont pull out Waff.