I did the PEPSI MAX CHALLENGE in the centre earlier. I'm a Pepsi Max mark, so I would recognise it and choose it regardless, but I can't help thinking that serving it ice cold alongside warm Coca-Cola is a bit dishonest. Still, I got a voucher for a bottle, so good for them.
I came across the DEATH PHOTOS of that couple that got annihilated in Thailand where they blamed a couple of immigrants.
BRUTAL is all I can say.
I haven't seen a head caved in like that before in such detail. And also the guy was only knocked out and drowned. She was fucking pulverised. Such a babe initially as well.
It really is worse when they're pretty women. I hate that it's true but I'm always a little extra gutted when some gorgeous girl turns up "missing".
Every avenue exhausted to get a ticket for the All Ireland Final today but not a hope. High stool it'll be unfortunately.
The one thing Giggles takes seriously in life is Irish patriotism. It’s so clear.
Cannot wait for this stuff to be over so Second Captains can go back to previewing real sports.
Not a hope of work tomorrow.
On my way to a wedding in fucking Somerset. On part two of my hour long train journey to new Street (engineering works), with a 3 hour car journey with a bloke I met once 18 months ago and spoke to for five minutes to come.
This better not be shit.
Tomorrow my mate is celebrating his 30th birthday in Liverpool from 12:30 until the last train home.
Unfortunately I am going a child’s 2nd birthday party that starts at 14:30. I’ll probably have to stay for at least two hours meaning the earliest I can get there is probably about 18:00.![]()
I'm a twit
Why do people even buy kids birthday/Christmas stuff for the first five (say) years? Just wait until they start asking questions.
A 2 year old is old enough to ask questions and ask for shit.
I agree with the principle though. We will have a ~2 month old at Christmas and my other half and family are all asking what he’ll want. A tit to suck and bed to sleep in. Just like his dad.![]()
I've been in the UK since Friday.
The homeless problem in this country is fucking depressing. I thought it was just a Birmingham thing but I've been to Bristol and now just arrived in Cardiff and it's the same thing. Fucking disgusting. I must have given out about 50 quid so far already because it's so bad.
In Bristol I'd say something like every 3rd door has someone sleeping rough in it and no-one even bats an eye, like it's normal that you can't walk into Boots because fuck, you need to sleep somewhere.
In Hull the council, which being a bunch of Labour saddos would presumably not pass up an opportunity to moan if otherwise, insists that there are enough beds for them at night, but half of them either forget to turn up for them in time or pass on them because you're not allowed to get wasted in the centres.
San Francisco is horrible for it as well. Tent encampents all across the city. Far worse than London, never been to the other UK cities though.
San Francisco sounds like the worst run population centre in the developed world.
lol
Birmingham is pretty awful for it. Noticed it recently. Parts of it looks like a cold war Steve sketch.
He follows me on the Twitter, because I think he used to follow everyone back when he only had about a dozen fans. Now he's big time and boring.
The police in Durham are always shifting them on. There must be three or more regulars I spot which, for a city of this small size, sticks out like a lump. San Francisco sounds like a nightmare, though. Any city where its public transport escalators are clogged with human shit needs sorting out.
Southend town centre is like the Walking Dead these days. Cans on the go at 9am. Needles laying about. Spice being smoked. Scummy cunts.
Phonics probably has some disposable income. I don't give but that's mainly because, if you're in that spot, it's due to a chronic problem that they need to take charge of.
You obviously get the odd genuine case, but being a druggy/Alcoholic roaming the streets conning gullible tourists is a career choice these days. Some of them are geniuses.
I make a lot of money in an expensive country. 50 quid is a days groceries back home. I could eat out breakfast lunch and dinner and barely crack that here. I don't mind giving them a quid here and there.
The price of stuff over here is mental. I got a Vodka Red Bull last night and the bartender asked for 2.50. I had to check if he'd got it wrong. It's 12 quid in Switzerland.
I'm not bothered if I give a quid to someone on the streets and they spend it on heroin instead of food. It doesn't make them a bad person. Even if they are, I give enough of my money to horrible corporations so it doesn't really stand up as an argument.
Either they spend it on booze and drugs or I do.
Buskers were fine before chancers started playing buckets and boxes.
Nah, I can support that. Try-hard students with guitars, I cannot.
Who cares I have way more money than they do. It's not even a dent.
I've gone from not being able to afford to eat to having 15k in my account in less than a year. I'm not going to cry about someone spending 50p on a can instead of a bed.
Buy me an xbox.
I'm working on stupid things to spend it on but sadly, an Xbox for Pepe isn't on the list.
I've said it before, but Southampton is the worst city I've ever seen for homeless people. I get hassled by crackheads asking for money more than ten times per day.
Summer is the worst, because if you're sat outside a pub, you'll just get a constant stream of people asking for money. They even have the cheek to have a go that I've "got money for drinks". Yeah, I have you dickhead, I work for it.
I'll take another PS4 if they're going phonics. 3 is better than 2.
If anything you should give them more so that they can afford heroin and not just food.
give me a tenner you cunt
Pay for teh seever
I'm a twit
I buy food instead of handing out money.
I'm in London from Wednesday to Friday if anyone wants to TTH Meet it up. I promise not to bring my army of homeless friends with me.