Would they call it Field Hockey? And it's mainly played on astroturf these days. Marginally superior to ice hockey as you can sometimes see the ball.
Would they call it Field Hockey? And it's mainly played on astroturf these days. Marginally superior to ice hockey as you can sometimes see the ball.
Field Hockey's the one.
Also you can see the puck plenty in hockey you just gotta get used to it
Lacrosse is better than field hockey if we’re going there
Lolcrosse. Anyways.
Just when America wins me over again, I always remember that men (or rather, boys) playing lacrosse is a big thing.Originally Posted by mugbull
At my boys' school, which was next to a girls' school, they once did an exhibition match whereby the 1st XI football team were forced to don skirts and take on the girls at lacrosse. How the whole endeavour wasn't reported to the police I have no idea.
It's really not a thing. Only scrawny white kids who can't play any other sports pick it up.
Here it is girls only, like netball. Actually I don't think netball has ever made it out of the commonwealth, and nor should it to be honest.
I don't particularly like lacrosse nor do I care, but lacrosse players are always among the most athletic kids wherever I've seen them. Scrawny is for basketball and tennis (through high school, anyway). Have no idea how you could be a scrawny lacrosse player, you're fighting people with sticks and throwing balls out of those sticks.
We did that with netball, sans the skirts. Which fucking idiot came up with that sport?
Someone who wanted women to know their place (Wing Defence, in this case).
Prep school kids like me played lacrosse. Strangely, I’ve never actually seen a game on television but this is what I remember from twenty odd years of playing it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XouEgqXqRjQ
I always imagined lacrosse being played out on some windy rain-soaked bog (must have been conflating it with hurling), not being a non-ice version of puckball.
Either outdoors on baseball diamonds or indoors with AstroTurf over a floor covering the ice in a hockey rink. My guess is that must be in Canada where they have some purpose built whatever they are called. Those only exist in the US at places like where Jared Kushner went to high school.
He only thing Ibknow about Lacrosse is that the boring one out of American Pie played it.
Couple of guys I went to uni with starting playing it. They were not athletic guys and faired quite well at it. Says everything you need to know about the sport to me.
It's bloody hard though. Hand eye coordination is pretty much the key skill.
I got drenched yesterday in the rain, and I think my iPod has had it. 2007 to 2018. What a thing.
Time to buy a turtleneck.
How would that have helped?
You’d still have a broken iPod but atleast you’d get to look gay.
Watching an absolute beast of a woman berate a lifeguard for having the temerity to mover her sunbeds so that he could put his little tower stool out whilst on holiday. Did we learn nothing from Gareth Southgate?
Sinks.
I should imagine the humble sink was perfected decades ago and really the only thing that should be messed with now is the colour.
Despite this, people seem to think it's a good idea to have one with a flat basin (so none of the shit that falls in it naturally washes down) and the latest perversion I've just stumbled upon, one with a plug that you can't remove.
I mean.
Yes mate. I was in a pub yesterday with ones so shallow that the tap (one of the push-down ones, so offering you no pressure choice) blasted water up into your crotch like some Beadle's About shit.
The sink at my work is absolutely fucking perfectly shaped to redirect the water back up the bowl, over the edge and onto your trousers.
I demand a two-sink setup for the kitchen. One basin to wash, one to rinse. Perverts who give their plates a cursory wipe in a sink full of dirty soapy water then immediately put them on the drying rack make me sick, it's like drying your hair immediately after putting shampoo in it. SCUM.
Also I hate how my flappy foreskin means I have to either shake my cock dry for about half a minute, making me look like a perv wanking in the urinal or use the cubicle like a piss-shy freak. On the plus side, having to use toilet paper after I piss means I'm far more in touch with womankind.
Get it cut off like a real man.
I'm a twit
Just pull it back when you piss you weirdo.
As well as flappy foreskin I also have a slightly too big urethra so pulled back the piss just goes everywhere. Neither issue is severe enough to require medical attention though, it's just annoying.
I now know far to much about Igors cock than I've ever wanted to know.
sorry bam
TMI, fam.
When people call, the phone rings out, and then they call immediately right back.
Mate, they didn't answer the first time. OOOOOOOOh my God and they've done it again. 3 times now.
(I work in a shared office)
you're just jealous of my big meaty foreskin you circumcised yanky freak
I watched my wife's gran cut a scone vertically.
WTF.
I'm not a freak you enlarged urethra cunt.
Not to be weird but uncircumsized freaks me out. Not that I spend a lot of time on the subject but yikes!
Glad my parents were sensible folk.
It's an interesting tribute to a wonderful singer to talk about your urethra frankly.
Jog on you utter fanny.
Last entry for the day:
^this post
Fuck the haters, that’s brilliant John.
I wouldn't worry, it wasn't Magic's turn to use the sole brain cell that Dundee has.
He hasn't posted since. On the ropes and crying in to his leased golden Nike basketball shoes.
What? Even by your lofty standards that's utter nonsense.
That's a nice tribute to a wonderful poster.
I'll be honest, if John turned out to be a proper Ned, my day would be made up.
This Pope thing is becoming highly inconvenient.
Pope thing?
He's visiting Ireland.
And having most of Dublin shut down for the weekend in the process.
How many noncing apologies have been scheduled?
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