I'm just saying what I see.
Are West Ham any good?
Robertson is so fucking good. Best left back in the world.
Klopp wanking off both his dicks in celebration there.
Well, that was impressive.
It remains to be seen what kind of team West Ham are this season, but this looks good.
We’ve looked good. I’ve 50p on all three members of the front three to have three shots each on target so I’m hoping we really pile on the pressure in the second half.
The defence has it all and are still young as fuck. The front 3 are the front 3, and now they have Nobby Keytar. Dynasty stuff.
But can they grind out the results like united?
I realise I'm frothing at the mouth a bit here, but quote me at Christmas.
Not like they won 4-0 at a canter at the beginning of last season either.
Klopp isn’t winning anything, the massive nonce. West Ham’s defence has been genuinely laughable.
Why are German Managers all so fucking weird? It’s just Germans, isn’t it?
Huddersfield’s manager is alright but other than that, you’re on to something.
He's Klopps best mate. No way he's not a fucking weirdo.
Wilshere & Noble both hit in the dick within seconds
You'd imagine that'll put Wilshere out for months.
Keita and Robertson linking up will be unfair for the opposition for the rest of the year.
Klopp and Wagner met on the darkweb site magic runs.
Salt firmly into wounds.
Liverpool
City
United
Arsenal
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Chelsea
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Champions confirmed.
Arsenal picking that sideshow looking midfielder direct from league 2 in the starting eleven. Should be a good game. No idea how good/bad he is.
Guendouzi is a right seedy cunt. The state of that photo.
Teenager from French second tier making his debut in season opener against the champions is the most wenger thing to ever happen, his spirit lives on.
I'm in a pub sitting behind a grey haired man wearing a JUSTICE - 96 Premier League branded shirt show his friend passing maps from the game.
Who's wearing the Zorro mask by the way.
Knock knock bitches.
Sterling in a shirt that isn't an England one is class.
Sterling is such an under appreciated don.
He’s boss.
Cech
He’s stealing a living off Arsenal.
Man City are a bit of a mess too here. Definitely goals in this for them if they don’t concede on the break.
Well that was a weird half an hour
For all the talk of change, this team looks very similar to whoever was in charge last season.
So how many of us are going to Rwanda?
Fuck me this is painful.
Woof.
That’s some finish. They have so much fucking depth.
James Richardson has a lot to answer for.
I know they're playing City, but Arsenal look even worse than last year. I can't see them getting anywhere near the top four.
It's going to be like when Fergie left United. Scrambling for years before they finally settle on something.
I thought they were alright outside of conceding a couple of easy goals. The bar is winning more than 1 away game in 2019 not winning the Champions League.