Weekend Footy 10/8-12/8

[John Arne]

Friday 10 August 2018

Prem
20:00 Man Utd v Leicester


Saturday 11 August 2018

Prem
12:30 Newcastle v Spurs

Prem
15:00 AFC Bournemouth v Cardiff
15:00 Fulham v C Palace
15:00 Huddersfield v Chelsea
15:00 Watford v Brighton
17:30 Wolves v Everton

Championship
15:00 Aston Villa v Wigan
15:00 Blackburn v Millwall
15:00 Bolton v Bristol City
15:00 Middlesbrough v Birmingham
15:00 Norwich v West Brom
15:00 Nottm Forest v Reading
15:00 QPR v Sheff Utd
15:00 Rotherham v Ipswich
15:00 Sheff Wed v Hull
15:00 Stoke v Brentford
15:00 Swansea v Preston North End
17:30 Derby v Leeds


Sunday 12 August 2018

Prem
13:30 Liverpool v West Ham
13:30 Southampton v Burnley
16:00 Arsenal v Man City

[John Arne]

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[SvN]

No Smalling, what an idiot Jose is.

[Ian]

It's coming home.

[Pleb]

What a team.

[Lewis]

'Alexis' to don them single-handedly tonight. What was all the fuss about mate?

[Andy]

Pogba supposedly in line to start today.

Seems mad so many of the players who were involved in the final and 3rd place play offs are back after just a two week break.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

De Gea, Darmian, Lindelof, Bailly, Shaw, Fred, Pereira, Pogba, Mata, Rashford & Sanchez.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Is 'Carra' newly off the naughty step? They should have made him do a to-camera apology.

[Lewis]

That midfield should be good.

[Lewis]

I tried to get SkyGo to work with the Sky account back home, it wouldn't work because of an old account I created for the old Sky Player years ago off an old Sky account, so the Indian on the phone told me to tell my mother (the account holder, but I pay for it) to register the current account at a different postcode.

'I've wasted an hour on hold and talking to you to be told that?'
'I completely agree with you sir.'

I hope an elephant flattens his house.

[Shindig]

We're on at 12:30pm? The state of that. Not even sure how the crowd will respond with the bonus thing being resolved. But he did just buy an entire chain of shops.

[Jimmy Floyd]

United look like they're wearing lederhosen.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

On FIRE.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Surprised he scored with that run up.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The sound is completely fucked. Well done Sky.

[Waffdon]

Pogba’s start here

[Pleb]

That run up

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The sound is really pissing me off.

[Waffdon]

All the Man Utd players having their shirts tucked in is awful.

[Lewis]

Pogba’s start here

Playing for a move.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Playing for a move.

He actually frequents the board and wants to show up Giggles.

[Giggles]

He actually frequents the board and wants to show up Giggles.

By scoring a penalty or has he done anything else?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

By scoring a penalty or has he done anything else?

A defensive header to clear the ball from a free kick.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bailly

[Giggles]

A defensive header to clear the ball from a free kick.

How many hairstyles has he sported in the 15 minutes?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Darmian needs to be substituted and quite possibly put to sleep.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Darmian/Mata is an amazing defensive combo.

[John]

Damarai Gray is going to send Darmian to the glue factory here. He looks electric.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Leicester are by far the better side and should canter to a win here. Only Pogba saving United.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

And De Gea.

[John]

James Maddison is a really lovely footballer. He scored a free kick against us during his spell with Aberdeen that would have beaten any goalkeeper you care to name.

[mugbull]

This gonna be Kelechi's breakout season. Yung Lukaku

[Jimmy Floyd]

To be fair to Darmian, his opposite number Amartey is even worse.

[John]

Amartey is just a midfielder filling in isn't he? Darmian would call right back his position.

[Lewis]

Fred will probably give half a dozen goals away pissing around in his own half, but he looks pretty good going the other way.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I like Martin Tyler, I really do, but the scripted puns have got to go.

[Max Power]

Amartey predictably the weak link but I’ve been impressed. Maddison especially, so excited by him. Get Albrighton or roll the dice with Ghezzal and put Ricardo back to full back. Vardy on for 25 as well.

[John]

Every Man Utd player seems to be about half a second late in everything they do, be it hitting a shot or releasing a pass. Very frustrating to watch.

Apart from Bailly, who looks so good he might be of a different species.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bailly is so good.

[Lewis]

Rashford has been shit, and Mata probably takes half an hour putting his shoes on, but everyone else (Eric-fucking-Bailly) has been alright.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Rashford has been shit, and Mata probably takes half an hour putting his shoes on, but everyone else (Eric-fucking-Bailly) has been alright.

I've been a bit disappointed with Sanchez as well but Rashford hasn't exactly helped him.

[Lewis]

Sorry, except Darmian, who dribbles like someone who knows he is shit.

[John]

Leicester would have scored three if it wasn't for Bailly. He's been like a seven foot Kante playing in defence.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The fat boy

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

A Shaw touch

Tyler needs to just fuck off.

[Lewis]

He should have got his belly out.

[John]

Worth another Luke.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He should have got his belly out.

Whilst running towards a cameraman singing "belly's gonna get ya"

[phonics]

Saw a stat that said Vardy scored in a record amount of defeats last year. Getting in on breaking that record early.