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    did you not message at like 8:30 saying wtf?
    I'm a twit

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    Yeah i don’t know then. Maybe your dick was out when you saw the mutual friend

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    i was tempted but i couldn't trust myself to construct a message that didn't either a) come across super needy or b) come across bitter and aggressive. i thought the best bet was to just leave it.

    if i actually liked her i'd be pretty gutted and would have definitely messaged her, but i'm really not arsed so i've no real reason to be annoyed other than an immature sense of being wronged.

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    it's more HOW DARE SHE DO THAT TO ME, than awww does this mean she don't wanna have sex with igor anymore

    i think this is much worse tbh

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    I'm here with her now and she says you're a berk.

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    I'm a twit

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    I ended up messaging her on the sunday, basically saying maybe not then lol, couldn't resist being a sarky twat. She replied "sorry hahaha we went back and watched love island and got too drunk". Shame, really. I didn't really want to shag her anymore but I had sort of considered her a decent mate, and she was always good value as a drinking companion even without the sex.

    Now in the market for a new friends with benefits wreckhead. Might have to go Dundee and suck off Waff in exchange for lines.

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    You don't want to be the sarky twat. It's unhealthy. I wouldn't recommend going to Dundee either

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    Being a snarky twat is one of life’s great pleasures.

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    The single most.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    I ended up messaging her on the sunday, basically saying maybe not then lol, couldn't resist being a sarky twat. She replied "sorry hahaha we went back and watched love island and got too drunk". Shame, really. I didn't really want to shag her anymore but I had sort of considered her a decent mate, and she was always good value as a drinking companion even without the sex.

    Now in the market for a new friends with benefits wreckhead. Might have to go Dundee and suck off Waff in exchange for lines.
    Y sure you don’t wanna bang her? Sort of seems to me like you do

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    "I don't want to bang her but I mean COME ON!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Being a snarky twat is one of life’s great pleasures.
    No sir. You have to learn to take and accept the loss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    No sir. You have to learn to take and accept the loss.
    You still have little pops at Mahow for doing you out of a tenner about six months ago, and I think you got it back in the end anyway.

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    It's less that I want to bang her, more than I'm offended that she doesn't want to bang me. You don't fire me, I quit, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    You still have little pops at Mahow for doing you out of a tenner about six months ago, and I think you got it back in the end anyway.
    Im speaking about females. And it was £22 but with interest, it's now about £200 but thanks for the reminder.

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    Two year wedding anniversary today 🤙

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    Nice. What is the traditional gift after two years?

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    Looks like after two years, you get cotton. Hopefully you don't have to pick it yourself.

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    Paper.

    He can just get her a ream and she should be grateful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Looks like after two years, you get cotton. Hopefully you don't have to pick it yourself.
    That's American.

    In the UK first one is cotton.

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    We did paper first year and then cotton this year, didn't realise it was the wrong way round as all the UK gift sites online seem to go with the US format. Next year is ice cream which I'm looking forward to.

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    I'll get her a cotton t-shirt later today.

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    I went with romantic socks, with the main appeal of it being a matching set so really I've bought myself some new socks.

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    How often do you have sexy time? Most of the people I know who are married, tell me it does not happen as often as I would expect which is daily.

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    I'm happy to see we do it the American way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post
    We did paper first year and then cotton this year, didn't realise it was the wrong way round as all the UK gift sites online seem to go with the US format. Next year is ice cream which I'm looking forward to.
    Just to confirm, what is it meant to be for 2 years? Cos we did paper last year, so was indeed going for cotton this year.

    PS what’s an actual good present for cotton?
    I'm a twit

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    Two years is paper in the UK.

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    Lol at you fucking weirdos paying attention to this shit.

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    It's just a bit of fun and i'm sure it actually saves on having to buy ridiculous jewelry or what have you every year?

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    If you can hack a full decade you get a year off

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    That one is for the males that are married already. Only they can assist with thais one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    How often do you have sexy time? Most of the people I know who are married, tell me it does not happen as often as I would expect which is daily.
    Yes but you reduce from when you first meet. I think that's natural in all relationships.

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    Compare how much you masturbate now to how much you masturbated when you were 14. Big shifts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Yes but you reduce from when you first meet. I think that's natural in all relationships.
    Surely once you get married and live with each other, see each other every day. It should increase.

    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Compare how much you masturbate now to how much you masturbated when you were 14. Big shifts.
    You masturbate more when you are younger but that's become nobody is there to do it for you.

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    Also because you have less stress, responsibilities, hobbies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Surely once you get married and live with each other, see each other every day. It should increase.



    You masturbate more when you are younger but that's become nobody is there to do it for you.
    You have a never ending supply of your favourite food in the fridge. For a while, it’s all you eat, but after a while you want to eat... this turned out to be a cheating metaphor. Abort.

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    I can understand that sex may not be the most interment for husband and wife and they get satisfaction in other areas as you both have built a life together. But its really difficult to accept that is just slows down as the standard. Not wonder ive never met a happy husband and wife.

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    I know plenty. I’m happy and I hope my other half is.

    *open goal*
    Last edited by Spikey M; 24-07-2018 at 08:46 AM.

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    You've never met a happy couple? That's pretty shit.

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    Its sounds farfetch'd but I do not know any married couple that is happy. I don't know many so the pool is small but they are either divorced or at each other's throats all day. People younger than me have been married and got divorced. Im putting it down the lack or decrease in sexual activity and also how most males that I know, do not consider their wife as their friend which is another problem.

    It seems as if modern couples struggle to get along. It's scary and it sets a bad example for people like me who are scared to get married because I don't want those type of headaches. There are too many distractions.

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    I think like any relationship, there are many that last and many that don't. If you don't get on with your partner or treat them like a friend, married or not it's not going to work.

    You don't need to be married to have less sex and vice versa.

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    Sincere, i can’t believe you’re 30 and still haven’t accepted the fact that you have less sex with someone after knowing them for 20 years than you did after knowing them for 20 days. I can’t imagine anything more obvious/normal

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    That being said, if you’re not having sex at all, or if the sex isn’t fun anymore, then that does suck

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    As an addendum, i know plenty of happy couples. The couples that are unhappy tend to be composed of individuals that would generally be unhappy with themselves if they were single too.

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    I think I want a girlfriend. It's been 5 years lads, I think I'm ready for some commitment.

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    I'd take diminishing returns relationship sex over my current NO SEX.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Sincere, i can’t believe you’re 30 and still haven’t accepted the fact that you have less sex with someone after knowing them for 20 years than you did after knowing them for 20 days. I can’t imagine anything more obvious/normal
    That's not normal or acceptable to me. If you are around your spouse more, it should increase. Not decrease. Seeing how it decreasing is considered normal, sounds like a problem.

    I understand how the sexual drive can decrease with age, etc. But regardless of where you are or what you are doing, you would rather be curled up with your wife or husband (I hope)

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    Defintely does not work like that at all.

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    Headache.

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    That's what she'll say a lot of the time, yeah.

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