Bacon, sausage, egg (poached/fried), hash brown, fried tomato, toast.
Beans optional, but certainly no huge quantity if present.
Discuss.
Bacon, sausage, egg (poached/fried), hash brown, fried tomato, toast.
Beans optional, but certainly no huge quantity if present.
Discuss.
You didn't put toast on there you nonce.
You're the bigger nonce for setting 10 as the maximum number of poll options. Anyone that doesn't want toast is nonce king.
Fried bread > toast.
I thought fried bread was called larver bread. Then I went to Swansea and got that shit. Rough.
Why wouldn't chips go with a fry up? Chips go with everything.
Keep it minimal and meaty: bacon, sausage, fried egg, tomato, chips.
I think the only essentials are sausage, bacon, fried egg (scrambled will do), beans, and something bread. I would then like to see some black pudding and hash browns on there, but they're not going to make of break it. Mushrooms 'n' tomato (paired together as shit) can do one. They're only included to get women involved.
I had a cooked breakfast earlier, and when I asked them to swap the mushrooms 'n' tomato for another sausage they said no it has to be meat for meat or crap for crap. Okay, love, do me another hash brown. Oh sorry, not like that. Fortunately for them it was too hot for a talk on consistency, but fucking hell. I also had it outside and nearly died. I imagine it was what soldiering on the Indian frontier must have been like.
Basically a mixture of an Irish and an Ulster.
2 sausages (pork)
2 rashers
1 black pudding
1 white pudding
2 fried eggs
1 halved fried tomato
Fried soda bread
Fried brown bread
Mushrooms
Beans (in a separate dish)
1 Hash brown or potato cubes
Brown sauce
2 Sausages
2 Bacon
Hash Browns
2 Fried Eggs
Mushrooms
Grilled Tomato
Fried Bread
Black Pudding
That black pudding is hideous.
Hash browns are nice though.
If I was making one myself then I wouldn't bother with mushrooms but I'm not taking them off if they're there. Tomatoes though, top drawer.
Which absolute fucking wrongun isn’t having sausage?
Vegetarians
Bacon
Sausage
Egg
Beans
Tomatoes
Hash Browns
Some form of bread (fried or toast)
Brown Sauce.
There is a place for mushrooms and black pudding but i am not a fan
Trancemeister. The mouth hole on his gimp mask can probably only get bacon through it.
3 x Bacon
3 x Sausage
2 x Fried Egg
Full tin of beans
Thick, butter drenched toast
Can chuck in a hash brown or two and some black pudding if ya like. Any veg goes directly in the bin.
I could happily leave the beans off, utterly superfluous for me.
Beans are a substitute when you run out of eggs.
The tomato is there for moisture. Any two of egg/beans/tomato is fine really.
I like mushrooms, but they don't really serve a purpose on a fry up. The ones you get at a greasy spoon are always shit as well.
You see I'd have some sauce (red or brown, whatever your preference) in the role of moisture provider if there's no beans.
You dip everything in the beans some of you are just mental
Good squeeze of brown sauce mixed into the beans
Especially if they're those nasty beans with loads of sauce on them. At home I'd strain them.
Are we talking tinned plum tomatoes or some grilled disappointment?
Half a fried tomato, what do you even do with plum tomatoes in a fry up?
Tinned tomato in a fry up, u wot?
2x sausage (or 4x if chipolata)
2x bacon
2x black pudding
2x hash brown
1x egg
1x toast (buttered, ofc)
beans
brown sauce
If there is to be tomato, no tinned bollocks, I want a decent tomato, sliced in half and grilled with some seasoning.
There aren't many things more tragic than tinned plum tomatoes chucked onto a plate, sauce and all.
No grilling. It's a fry (up).
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Last edited by Giggles; 08-07-2018 at 03:07 PM.
Tinned tomatoes.
Fry ups need a tomato. Mushrooms can do one though.
The correct answer is everything. The best fry up is the most fry-up.
Haven't we already had this discussion? I remember @bruhnaldo whipping up a classic pic on Paint.
Anyway anything goes except tomato.
Oh and plenty of brown sauce on everything.
I'm a twit
I need the beans for liquid reasons (and prefer scrambled egg to the pointless fried version) but don't need any kind of bread in there really.
Bacon
Scrambled egg
Sausage
Beans
Hash browns if available
Mushrooms if I'm in a poncey mood
Having chips with it is deviant. Potatoes at breakfast should come in a breakfast-only form. That said, 'breakfast potatoes' from the United States are one of the worst and most pointless things I've ever eaten.
Sausage, bacon, eggs, hash browns, beans & toast is probably what I’d consider the optimal fry up, but if I do it at home it’s probably more likely to have mushrooms & tomato instead of the hash browns since they’re in the house already & hash browns aren’t.
Hash browns are great, and chips is completely wrong for a breakfast fry up, but I can probably accept them on a brunch fry up. It should really be sautéed potatoes in that case though.
The fried white sliced pan is so wrong but so right.
Good fucking God, how did the French not introduce a fucking cuisine during the hundreds of years they lorded over you
Needs two of everything, that's all that's bothers me. Hate it when you get one egg, hashbrown, sausage etc.
Jk these sound pretty good
Pastries are shit unless they contain meat. Croissants can fuck right off.
For a country which has zero native spices, I think we do alright.