Why is Sincere typing like he’s just learnt the language?
The language of love.
I'm a twit
I thought a bot had taken over the account.
Or she said she got the abortion but didn't, and in a couple of years you'll get a CS demand through the door.
my mate ( @mokbull met him) had a dramatic falling out with his then-girlfriend during first year of uni when she found out he'd cheated on her. she wrote "CHEATING SCUM CHEATING SCUM CHEATING SCUM" over and over again on his mirror with lipstick, then when they "reconciled" she secretly stopped taking the pill in an attempt to trap him. she did get pregnant and refused to abort, but thankfully for his sake the saga ended with the least tragic miscarriage of all time.
Is this the guy that went a bit bonkers on MD and then slept in my female flatmate's bed? I could see it
I'm just going to post this now before John comes in and attempt to school me. That literally was a figurative literally.
Saw her AGAIN. Must be some type of sign.
Well in sincere slip her a length
My mate just told us that he had a sex dream where he was having sex with a woman against a wall wearing tightly whities and midway he did a big solid poo and the woman leaned around and pushed it back in saying 'dont worry that happens to your dad all the time.'
Fucking howling
The power of the imagination right there.
Going on a tinder date today. Hope I don't poo in my pants.
I hope you do.
I'm still hoping he settles down with the mental Romanian.
Bet he's elbow deep in her right now
She was gonna drive over to mine and take us to a national trust property to walk around. In either a horrible piece of fate conspiring or a very elaborate lie that she's continued for hours with updates from insurance company etc, some old cunt smashed into her car! She's fine but the car is totally fucko. Poor gal.
Maybe she just wanted to fuck in a place of historical importance?
I would have taken an ice cream and some hand holding really. Girls are cool.
Shes at pride today. Messaged me saying she's got bud sniff and ket. Said wow, jeal, bring me back some XX. Then realised it wasn't her but a Sheffield dealer sending out a mass marketing text. Queue a series of missed calls and messages asking who the fuck I am, bruv and asking what im saying. Ooops.
90% of the matches I'm getting on OKCupid are SJW fat fucks, all multi-coloured hair, shit piercings and tats. Might go back to the heady days of zero dignity and slay the lot.
Careful of Phonics won’t talk to you anymore.
That's pretty much all OKCupid is. It's very weird.
Yeah, a lot of those too but I guess that's up your street.
okc is just identity politics obsessed weirdos and pof is just dozy hairdressers. i think tinder is objectively the best by virtue of the number of people using it, unless you're in a big city then bumble is decent.
So, lads, am I right to be annoyed about this? Girl I shagging last summer is back in the midlands, and said LETS GO FOR A DRINK TONIGHT yesterday afternoon. I said sure, sounds good. Bumped into mutual friend who was like oh so you coming for drinks with me and girl later, "yeah i think so!". Girl just never fucking messaged me! I wouldn't have minded a lame last minute excuse if she decided she didn't want to, but she hasn't messaged me since yday afternoon.
I know it doesn't really matter cus I don't really want to shag her anymore, but it's just rude, ennit?
I *think* the social cue is you say “sure sounds good” and then suggest a time/place. She’s probably too anxious/awkward to make that next move herself, thinking you don’t really wanna hang out, so she dropped it
oh dum dum, i missed out the vital bit where after i agreed she said "okay i will message you when i finish work and i'm ready etc " ooops. so yeah it was very much in her court.
Did you respond to that one with a message?
Are you autistic?
ye just a thumbs up which seemed appropriate considering the context
Yee so she probably likes you and was testing the waters to see if you were still into it and you didnt bite so she dropped it
i feel like i've just made a hash of explaining my shit anecdote rather than actually spazzing up the interaction itself. maybe i left out some more important, excruciatingly boring details
she originally said lets go for drink on saturday, i said yeah that sounds nice, then she said oh wait actually tonight (friday) would be better, and i said yeah that actually works better for me as i've got nothing planned this evening and it would be nice to see you, THEN she said okay i'll let you know the time, i said (Y), then she never messaged after that
i'm pretty sure that's not a case of me being autistic/not seeming keen enough.