When they're dumped out in the next round
When they're dumped out in the next round
Heading to Saransk tonight for the game tomorrow. I think it'll be shit on a stick unless Portugal can score early.
Surely an early Portugal goal kills the game off? Iran aren’t scoring two.
Iran won't attack until they have to so if Portugal score it should open the game up.
If Portugal score there will be 10 men behind the ball for the rest of the match. Although that's probably the case whether they score or they don't. An Iran goal makes it interesting.
I've got it down to break the 0-0 run.
Iran won't attack no matter what the scoreline is.
Christ, the selection of games today is garbage.
There are too many teams already out really. I've always been a fan of the top two seeds meeting first to keep things alive until round 3.
Yeah, total dogshit today. Uruguay must be the worst team to watch in the entire tournament.
Yep, especially as they've got a few good players. They're turgid though.
Uruguay vs. Russia sounds alright (will be a good barometer of how good Russia's drugs are).
I'm probably gonna go for the Spain game tonight as it'll at least be nice to watch, whereas Ronaldo diving trying to win penalties against some postmen sounds kinda brutal.
So Uruguay get second in this group? Hopefully it’s Iran, rather than Portugal.
I'm a twit
Ronaldo having over 150 caps is fucking mental.
I quite want to see Uruguay v Portugal next round as it would be on paper one of the dirtiest, most shitheaded games of all time.
Can't decide which one to watch. You'd think Spain vs Morocco would be the best quality-wise but the other one has 2 teams having to go for it (albeit Portugal are fine with the draw).
I'm watching Portugal (the beeb clearly know how many weirdo Portuguese obsessives there are in Stockwell) and the greasy-haired Paraguayan ref caps this off as confirmed 0-0. It was nice while it lasted.
I'm on Spain Morocco and it's been quite tasty so far.
Why did Pique even bother going in for the tackle like that? Gimp.
I picked the Spain one purely because it's on a higher definition channel than the other one.
Kicking off in the Iranian team.
Iran goalkeeper, nose longer than the 1998 Arrows, has made three howlers in three minutes. Still 0-0. Enjoying this.
Well that just got interesting.
These fucking horns in the Portugal match might make me switch over.
Lol Spain.
Can confirm minimal hornage, plus it's actually been quite good.
All we need now is for Iran to score a goal and Spain v Portugal to go down to cards. Either of them getting eliminated based on dirtiness will be a nice outcome.
This BBC sidekick is absolutely clueless, kind of impressive.
Jesus that was a Demba Ba special as well. Chinniesta stroking his just once too often this time.
That was a nice goal.
That’s fucking sexual from Spain.
Moroccan players passing it around with the outside of the foot, calm down lads it's not even been 20 minutes yet.
Edit: See.
Pique shouldn’t start for Spain.
This ref clearly has Spain in the sweepstake.
Boussoufa's logic there "I got a yellow card for moaning to the ref, let's moan some more to get my money's worth".
Morocco will finish with about eight men here if they don't tone it down a bit.
Costa has been woeful so far.
Warren Barton got such an annoying voice. No idea what channel I'm watching.
Edit. It's Fox
Iran are definitely good for a goal here. Portugal’s defence opens up every time Iran go forward. Very even game.
That’s even more ridiculous. What a man
He loves those finishes, doesn't he?
Quaresma wondergoal just after Pepe nearly whipped his cock out, this has been the game to watch.
See if Queiroz attacks second half or if we all realise he is actually a terrible manager and has achieved practically nothing in his career.
As was mentioned elsewhere, Portugal are a horrible team, but they are a team and fuck me it's effective.
Joleon Lescott looks like an advert for facial reconstruction surgery, as if he'd been mauled by a bear or something.
We're just ignoring handballs now are we? He was even stood about chatting with the Spanish players in the tunnel.
Was that a penalty?
If this gets given then that's it for VAR.