Why the Dickens have the BBC just had their hosts making borscht, followed by a taste test in which Phil Neville's opinion mattered?
It could not be more fitting that the batch the Russian chef who was helping them out declared the best was the only one Neville spat out, while the one Neville loved was the one the Russian woman reacted to like she was dealing with some vomit that had emerged while she was too far from a bathroom.
The proper way to do things is fucking anathema to him.
It's a typical Russian food, and the World Cup is in Russia.
Borscht is shit anyway.
I liked it but I could probably watch Dan Walker do almost anything.
How come Hames didn't start?
Japan are playing some good football in that second half.
He was injured, allegedly.
You should really read up on things more then. Borscht is not maybe the most known food globally, but it really is common knowledge that the World Cup is held in Russia.
The show it all the time in the Graphics which I'm sure you will have seen on your television apparatus, for instance.
To the gifmobile!
Very deserved, that.
Classic Ospina half-exit there.
That's deeply, unforgivably crap goalkeeping from Ospina.
I realise they're a man up, but Japan are playing quite nice stuff here. This could be a massively open group in the end.
I'm not watching but that sounds like Ospina to me.
Everyone in Japan seems so comfortable on the ball.
I suppose the Colombians must be a bit knackered by now, almost a full 90 mins on 10 men.
I can definitely get behind a team which wheels Okazaki off the bench as a closer.
I stand corrected, I guess?
Poland XI: Szczęsny; Piszczek, Pazdan, Cionek, Rybus; Błaszczykowski, Krychowiak, Zieliński, Grosicki; Milik, Lewandowski.
Senegal XI: K.Ndiaye; Wagué, Kouyaté, Sané, Sabaly; A. Ndiaye, Gueye; Niang, Sadio Mané, Ismaïla Sarr; Diouf.
Koulibaly injured?
Was looking forward to seeing Mane and Keita starting together but the latter is on the bench. No idea what to call in this match but I need to keep my record of betting in every match going.
My 100/1 on no 0-0s is still alive at time of writing.
Is that the entire tournament or just the group stages?
Entire tournament.
Lewandowski is about to show why @34/1, him being top scorer this tournament is easy money.
For the bookies.
That has to be one of the worst free kicks I have seen.
I don't get how that sort of shoot-cross happens so often in football
That's been quite bad so far.
'mon Senegal.
Has any non-European team apart from Mexico won? Oh and Iran.
EDIT: And Japan like an hour ago. Nevermind.
And Uruguay.
Go take a nap, Pepe.
Alright, this one is better:
The only European team that has lost is Germany.
I think Senegal could have a bit more confidence in their technical abilities. This hoofball mostly ruins some pretty good initial positions. But hey, it's 1-0, so what do I know.
Aliou Cisse looks like such a boss.
Krychowiak is a fucking mong.
That's just straight up unprofessional from Poland.
Someone concede a fucking penalty already.
That's totally illegal by Senegal no? You can't fault the Poles there
That said, it was great instinct from Niang there. He started his run very early.
Referee fucked that one up then
EDIT: You can't let the motherfucker come on at that passage in play!
I didn't realize the ref had waved him on, in which case it's 100% the fault of the ref.