They obviously needed a tramp to do the windscreens, make sure you bring a squeegee.
And a colourful bow tie.
What's the bright red stuff? That looks quality. Might have to get a mixed kebab myself tonight now.
No idea what it is but I want it.
My place does a similar thing, though presumably bigger because it comes in a twelve inch pizza box, for eight quid. If I get one for tea tonight I'll put a picture up.
The shit that passes as food over there.
It's worth trying, never looks too picturesque but tastes amazing.
I was going to insult Mexican food in retort but I can't because it's the business.
Is it just different meats mixed together with some sort of mayo based sauce on top?
They do sell stuff like that over here. I've tried a few times an it is ok, although it looks a bit more... refined I guess.
Nobody would pretend it isn’t shit. But it’s shit in the same way those ‘All You Can Eat’ feasts are over there. You know it’s the lowest quality produce. You know it’ll leave your skin as greasy as Mahows beards. You know the sauce and spices are there to hide the truth from you. But FOR FUCK SAKE IT TASTES GOOD.
Pepe you're a fucking disgrace
"Have a coffee whilst our technicians take 20 minutes to do a three minute job." In relation to the poncy car wash.
You fuckers lolled at the L&L picture i posted but then suck each others dicks off over what looks to be roadkill
Because they know it ain't about how it looks. Pimp that shit up all you want, gimme some filthy donner and lamb tikka in a naan and I'll bitchslap you for even presenting your atrocities.
Plus hoagies are for cuckolds.
The sauce is the one thing I disagree with on DS' meal. You want one of the yoghurt based spicy pakora sauces for that at a minimum, but preferably the spiciest available kebab sauce.
I can't remember what F&F stood for but I remember the picture as being some nonsense in a styrofoam tub.
I can't handle much spice/heat so I go for mayo. Love garlic mayo but the stuff from there is piss weak.
I fucking love mayo. Reminds me of the tranny banging days.
Back on the Cigars this weekend after having a little break.
Any of you blokes dabble?
Cigars
The smell is fucking vile.
The worst thing about Vegas is that so many dickheads were smoking them around the place.
Well there are levels to cigars just like booze. I smoke in the privacy of my own home, sometimes having one with my brother.
You are right though Bris Vegas has fuck heads smoking stale bottle shop sticks(lol) in public not at all realising what utter cunts they are to everyone else.
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I love the smell of cigars. Hate smoking them.
Cigars are great.
John
I can feel my arteries tightening just looking at it
Fucking have some of that @Pepe.
When we went to Cuba we went to a factory that makes Rum and Cigars. Some fat Canadian Mahow asked if the cigars were still rolled on the thighs of a virgin, the geezer said that ‘there are no virgins left in Cuba. Communism ruined them as it ruined everything else.’
This was interesting for 2 reasons. Firstly, he had a picture of his teenage daughter he showed off when we got on the coach, so this now seemed like an admission of noncing her. Secondly, I assume he was disappeared that very evening.
I'm off down the country for a match at 2 tomorrow then back to Dublin for a piss up for a lad that left work a month ago, and back in to Croke Park in Sunday. Dying a death presumably.
Rum and cigars.
There was an old documentary about cigars on BBC4 a few weeks ago, and, with the exception of Lew Grade, all of the famous smokers they interviewed were clearly only doing it because they thought that's what rich people and jazz aficionados were meant to.
That looks very dry.
It isn't particularly, but it comes with two sauces on the side anyway.
i am going out in shoreditch tomorrow for the first time i feel like i will either have lots of fun or a really really shit time
You’ll be surrounded by you’s. Take that whichever way you feel appropriate.
If you've grown that orange beard back they'll welcome you as one of their own. You'll be getting your feet out in coffee shops by month's end.
Pretty sure everyone in Shoreditch is clean shaven now.
Taches must be due a comeback at some point.
I never heard of Shoreditch before but TTH has offered a great service to me by making sure I never ever go there.
I can pull a mustache off better than a full beard, to be fair. Made worse by the fact grey's sneaked into my stubble.
Embrace the grey.
I'm fine with it on my head. It looks distinguished. In my beard it just looks scruffy.
Yeah that is fair.