Have I ever told you about the time I got caught with diahorea in a female netball changing room with nothing but a parish magazine? That was not a high point in my life.
Being woken up at half eight on a SATURDAY with one of those giant saws cutting through concrete.
If you lot think that's an acceptable time/date I hope you get fucking sodomised.
I’d say 9am, but it’s half an hours difference you slobbering mess.
So i'm in a group chat with other people that I go to Orlando City games with and naturally there's a couple other Man United supporters in the group.
At any rate, the other two will always use "Man U" and growing up, hell I think it was on an iteration of this forum when it was still the Dugout, I learned how "Man U" is basically a derogatory term for the club and about all the chants w/r/t the Munich crash etc. etc.
I was talking about not being able to get to Miami for our cup match tonight and he said "Well Man U made their second signing of the summer if it makes you feel better"
No no you've only made it worse but thanks for trying.
Man U has nothing to do with Munich.
The chants about Munich though I thought?
Why is Man U an insult? It’s short for United, surely, you fucking mega tarts.
Who the the fuck told you that Bruh?
I thought it was bullshit but there's something there:
https://www.google.com/search?client....0.0qm74jtkBI4
Apparently it's because of songs from Leeds and Liverpool just after the Munich disaster.
Where I’m from “Man U” is basically what pretend football fans call them, and actual football fans just call them United.
I'm a twit
The Munich stuff is new to me, but I always took 'Man U' (and 'Man Yoo') to be a reference to how all the 'plastics' and Asians would refer to the club they claim to support, thereby serving - like 'Chelski', or 'Le(?) Arsenal' - as a way of criticising the club and its successful identity whilst being better than your own.
EDIT: What Baz said.
Amazing.
Americans and football.
In Fifa 18 you can choose the commentary language, and 'Mexican Spanish' is an option. When you select it, you get two South America cunts as commentators.
Any two Mexicans would do.
Or at least get one of the decent S. American ones. Kempes is complete shit.
‘C’mon lil pea maneee, you gotta to be shooting from der maneee’
'Just let me take a lil snooze, ese'.
I love that the idea of Mexicans that you have is Mexican-Americans. Yet another thing the US has ruined.
There is nothing, NOTHING, America hasn’t ruined. The whole of Central and Northern-South America is a war zone to feed Hollywood’s Coke habit.
You British plundered half the world for your own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment.
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Aren't the bits of Africa we pissed about in probably the least fucked up bits (relatively speaking here)?
You people did! I was like 12 or 13 when I first started posting on the dugout. I used to say "Man U" and it was all oh you fuckin plastic blah blah blah so from that point on I was like welp I better not call them that.
Then to be completely and totally honest about this entire bit, I didn't really remember why, and then when I 'did-a-google' that's what came up. I just assumed that was what (whoever posted on that version of this website at the time) must have told me back then lololol
Yep. As an African, getting the British was a bit of a lottery win as we largely just extracted 'taxes' and stayed out of it. If you got the French you were unlucky (off to the pastry parlour with you), and if you got the Belgians, well.
Everyone always cites the Mau Mau stuff as an example of how terrible we are/were, but that's nothing compared to literally anything that happened in the Belgian Congo between 1890 and 1970.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...PP)_per_capita
Just look at that Belgo-froggie disaster pile up down the bottom. The Yanks making a nice guest appearance too.
Equatorial Guinea being at the top of that list for finding some oil in their waters and having a population of 30 is the biggest lol and also a reflection of the joke that is GDP per capita. They were #1 in the world for a couple years too
There a lot of those?
You're right, this is probably a better list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Index
Botswana chilling in the top 30 just above France.
Hold on, Spain, who held elections to split their country in half and then arrested everyone involved (or something like that I don't know the details you guys know that) have a higher democracy index than the Good Ol USA? I fuckin refuse.
Texas is like the Caitlyn Jenner of states. They'd like to think they'd be better off without us but they know if they got the snip-snip they wouldn't get any real pleasure and the headaches would then outweigh the positives.
Wahey. Seriously though.