It'll be shit. I'm sticking to the wedding
Rui Faria doesn't lose finals mate.
It's just not the same without 3 hours of build-up and a 3 'o clock kick-off.
Jesus it'll be ridiculously boring. Who can out-negative who. SHITE.
Scottish cup final will be more entertaining. #5-0
That would be an interesting watch, so no.
£5 on United to win/Rashford to score
£5 on Lingard to score
£5 on Lingard to score 2 or more.
Boring Scottish cup final. Gulf in class was ridiculous.
By money is on 1-0 Lingard
Prince William is probably seething that Harry got married today.
He loves a good final (highly unlikely that it will be good).
Dreadful stuff so far.
This will be how England play.
Phil Jones is a mong.
Shots on goal: 1
Misplaced passes that go in to touch: 843
Alexiss Anchez.
Should be red though. Bottling cunt.
Why has he even slid in there? He was a step away from covering the angle.
I was more pissed off Hazard's ran on when Giroud's free in the middle. Twice.
No idea why they're protesting. It's a red card every day under the old rules, but with the new ones, never.
Can't wait to watch Jones repeat that at the World Cup which will inevitably lead to England being knocked out.
What a special free kick.
That had to be 1-1. 2 cock ups by English players. It’s coming home.
This is tepid. There's no space for anyone unless they luck their way into a counter.
Chris Smalling has probably survived another summer off that. Congratulations to him.
Slept through the first half
That Nemanja Matic walking past people compilation has gained some quality material today.
I think Rudiger might have just been playing him onside.
Edit: Perhaps not.
Stop passing to Valencia.
Guess that's what they might call "umpire's call".
The World Cup's going to be great with Rashford taking every corner.
VAR is such a shambles. Should never be used again in any football.
I don't think they've devoted enough attention to that Phil Jones cut, gained as it was by heading the player before the ball even landed.
Has Martial been chronically mismanaged or is he just rubbish?
So shit. So very shit.
I fell asleep. Will have to watch the seethe now.
His weak point is his decision-making (which I reckon caused you to ask), and the only way to manage that is presumably to play them every week and hope it improves; but by all accounts he isn't the hardest working person in the world, so how can you play them every week?
That was shit, but if Jones never plays another game for United off the back of it then it will go down as a long-term success.
Martial seems better when he plays without thinking, or without being given the chance. Pogba could really do with playing in faster paced football too.
Phil Jones is the type of player we'll wind up having on loan in a couple of years.
I’d absolutely hate for Mourinho to manage the team I watch every week. He really is the polar opposite of Klopp and Pep. Such a dull and boring approach to winning games.
I'm a twit
In defence of Paulp Ogba generally, since he was quiet today, he is always fifteen yards further back than he ought to be because the mong defenders take four hours getting the ball out of their own third. Then when he does get it nobody is where he should be (not least him), so he gets to choose between launching it into the corners, beating three men, or waiting around for somebody to move/show inside for it.