Now for 15mins of Sasha v Bayley
Sorry, I meant seconds. Fuck off Naomi, nobody cares about your lights or your arse, as you can tell from Sasha/Bayley generating some crowd noise then Naomi winning to crickets.
Now for 15mins of Sasha v Bayley
Sorry, I meant seconds. Fuck off Naomi, nobody cares about your lights or your arse, as you can tell from Sasha/Bayley generating some crowd noise then Naomi winning to crickets.
Last edited by Dan; 08-04-2018 at 10:47 PM.
Are you feeling the GLOW?
Bayley and Sasha isn't.
They so so nearly got that right.
The fucking state of that trophy.
Good job shitting on the SmackDown world title by explicitly stating that the RAW title is the most prestigious title in the industry.
Have they really been having Roman do fake shoots on Brock? Pretty LOL for a guy who's been jammed into four consecutive WrestleMania main events to call someone else "Vince's boy" too.
Also, have we all seen Paul Heyman's tweet from earlier?
I don't even think that could save Reigns, if he's getting at what I think.
God the panel stuff is so horrendously shit. It's 50% awkward 'banter' & 50% plugging the Network.
Guess I'll have to go looking for a stream now.
I've seen that rumoured / predicted.
It's a pity they're so determined for Reigns to be seen as a face because he's be an excellent bully heel. Still, first things first: Fuck off, Bork.
And on that note I'm going to go to bed and watch this tomorrow so I can wind through all the dross between matches.
They've booked Brock into this inevitable hole. Just a shame Seth Rollins can't save us this time.
Where's Mahow?
He's missing a belter of an anthem.
She said future of music. Where's Elias?
I appear to have dodged the anthem & now we get Rollins/Miz/Shango for the opener, it's the perfect way to start.
Miz coming out 2nd and Rollins having blue eyes. Fucking weird.
No makeup for Balor? Have they given up on that already?
Where's demon Balor and who is this grinning idiot?
Two minutes into the first match of WrestleMania & we've had a superkick & a dive. It's basically the indies.
JOHN CENA.
This has been a total sack of shit so far, and it was one of the matches I was looking forward to. They better pick it up.
Is there any way we can get John Cenas thoughts on the match?
At the risk of going all Cornette are we just no-selling the superplex now?
I can't be arsed to watch this, but is Cena vs Undercarder not even billed? Is he just going to show up and do a two minute piece of shit?
I wrote PWG at first, but PWG would have had three dives, eight superkicks, four comedy spots & a slow-mo in that time. I love PWG.
I'm sure he'll pop up again shortly.
Like we said, it's basically the indies- you no-sell everything. Decent match in the end, although I did kinda want Miz to win because he deserves the record for all the time he's spent dragging the title out of the gutter.
It's been quite subtle but from certain angles you can actually see John Cena sitting right there in the crowd.
Please don't waste Asuka's streak on Charlotte
I'd let her kick peoples tits off forever, she's the best.
The idea of Asuka having never faced anyone like Charlotte is up there with Roman calling Brock "Vince's Boy" on the LOL scale. I assume they're just ignoring the fact she's competed in MMA & has fought men for years in Japan.
This is going to be amazing. Then Carmella will ruin everything.
I'm seriously concerned that it's been 2 minutes since we saw Cena. Hope he's still ok.
Is John there?
I've just realised how dumb Carmella would have to be to cash in tonight, unless she was at ringside already. It's going to take her 3 hours to get down that ramp.
Holy shit
That was a fantastic match with completely the wrong ending. Typical WWE though, they have their favourites that they are just going to sacrifice everyone & everything to until someone actually likes them, so of course Ric Flair's daughter is the one to beat Asuka.
Oh, and don't forget to tell everyone how fantastic she is & how much you respect her after she beats you
JOHN CENA.
Last edited by Dan; 09-04-2018 at 12:00 AM.
WHY IS JOHN CENA RUNNING UP THE RAMP EVERYONE?! WHAT A MYSTERY!
Probably just fancies another beer & left his wallet in the back.
Thought the ref was running out for Carmella. If she cashes in on Bliss/Jax when it has been categorically stated to be SD exclusive it'll be so shit.
Guess Cena didn't approve the cash in.
But I think Charlotte had to win. What's the alternative? Asuka can't lose for a whole year and spends the entire time crushing Becky Lynch and Mandy Rose until Ronda knocks her out? Fuck that.
Yeah, there's nowhere they can go with Asuka other than Rousey, but it's more the grim inevitability of knowing it was all going to be handed on a plate to Charlotte as soon as they started building her undefeated streak up as a thing.
Enzo Amore's got taller since he ditched Big Cass for Rusev. Bit mean to make Mahal's guy come out & do his shitty Ricardo Rodriguez impersonation after Aiden English has just delivered a poem he wrote specifically for the occasion.
Now John's gone to the back we need something else to cut to, so time to roll out the announce teams from every country on the planet.
I've not seen anything of Breezango before but one Snickers ad confirms my suspicions that they're amazing
I was just saying that commercial was better than the US Title match.
Please put AJ Vs Nakamura on after this, then I can go to bed.
Surely this confirms no Biker Taker, thank fuck.
Fandango has been one of the most entertaining guys on the roster since NXT Redemption, and Tyler Breeze has always had potential to take his character that way since it's basically just Zoolander, so just get the feud with New Day started now. I really want Fandango v EC3 as well, just for Redemption nostalgia. If they can chuck in Curt Hawkins & re-sign Kaitlyn & Maxine that would be the dream.
Is Angle getting You Suck chants?
This could be good, or it could be a complete mess. I'm leaning towards the latter, but hopefully Angle & HHH can still put out 10mins of alright stuff to at least make the match watchable.