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    I'd normally be in the same boat, but I'm often getting up at 6.30am for work at the moment and it's definitely preferable having some sunlight for the drive up than the one home.

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    It will soon be dark for both journeys. That's when all the positivity will be drained out of me. I hate it. Only snow will cheer me up at that time of the year.

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    Snow and boxes of chocolate during Christmas periods.

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    And wanking.

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    See, I fucking love it when the mornings and nights black up. That lingering fog yesterday as well; we were completely closed in all day.

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    Finding out that I actually have 10 days fewer than I thought with my next assignment

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    People at work who call your mobile on one number, but leave a message for you to call them back on another number.

    What the fuck is that all about?

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    The 'most viewed/favourited/commented' bits on porn sites (proper ones, not lol ones like redtube etc)

    It's nearly all incest/scat/tranny. Guess people are morbid fuckers.

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    Who's commenting on porn videos is a question I always find myself wondering, just what's the point in commenting something about the way her tits bounce?

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    I love porn comments. They're hilarious.

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    I only look at it for the comments . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny View Post
    Who's commenting on porn videos is a question I always find myself wondering, just what's the point in commenting something about the way her tits bounce?
    I also wonder about this.

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    I'll have a browse of some Motherless comments tonight, though that'll involve some pretty tasty URLs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post


    I was trying to find the Twitter account for that earlier but the only one I could find had like 5 tweets and it definitely had way more than that when I saw it before.

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    Fucking hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny View Post
    Who's commenting on porn videos is a question I always find myself wondering, just what's the point in commenting something about the way her tits bounce?
    Mahow.

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    Fireworks. What a bucket of bollocks. Just fuck off, you twats.

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    Fair play to John Lewis, it seems some people get genuinely excited about their Christmas adverts before they even air now. They've got some countdown sort of thing going and it'll apparently 'launch' tomorrow, which seems to have various people who should really have more self-respect pissing themselves in anticipation.

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    Is Taz one of them? He liked a good John Lewis advert, rather bizarrely.

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    When someone pays you cash and the notes are upside down and/or back to front so I have to sit there getting them all into order and making sure they are face up.

    Thankfully I don't work in retail otherwise I think this sort of behaviour, on a daily basis, would send me over the edge.

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    What jobs do you do that are cash in hand? I hope you'll be paying your necessary taxes.


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    Why do they have to be face up? I've never heard anybody mention that before.

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    What fucks you off is your ocd then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny View Post
    What jobs do you do that are cash in hand? I hope you'll be paying your necessary taxes.

    Nothing shady going on here! They pay the company, but that goes through me. It's not my personal money.

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    Why do they have to be face up? I've never heard anybody mention that before.
    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    What fucks you off is your ocd then.
    I've never thought of it as OCD. Is having all your notes up the right way not the norm?

    Everyone has their notes face up in their wallet, surely?

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    What is fucking me off today is the relentless noise of the bastard wind. It's bad enough that it nearly takes the car door every time you open it, but the fact you can't even sit inside and pretend it's not there is seriously annoying.

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    I've never thought of it as OCD. Is having all your notes up the right way not the norm?

    Everyone has their notes face up in their wallet, surely?
    Not me. What difference does it make?

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    I just put my notes in my wallet, couldn't care less what way they're facing. I definitely find it weird that you do.

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    Another one to add to the TTH Mentalist list.

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    I have my notes the right way up in my wallet, ordered from back-to-front in descending value

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    I have my notes the right way up in my wallet, ordered from back-to-front in descending value
    That I'm not the only one has made me feel a bit better.

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    I bet you eat burgers with a spoon as well, you fuckers.

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    Isn't having money in vaguely the right order in your wallet just a function of the way you get it out of a machine?

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    Being woken up by cramp.

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    I have sort of lost my wallet in my house. This is annoying.

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    One day people will realise what a visionary I was never having a wallet.

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    Sooner the better all this phone NFC stuff comes out properly and I can have my ATM card and fuel card on there and carry nothing else.

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    I can pay for stuff with my phone already. It's pretty neat.

    There are some NFC cashpoints I've seen but they're not very widespread. Would seal the deal really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    I can pay for stuff with my phone already. It's pretty neat.

    There are some NFC cashpoints I've seen but they're not very widespread. Would seal the deal really.
    I live in a third world country technologically so it'll be a long time before I can do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mahow View Post
    Being woken up by cramp.
    How do you get cramp whilst sleeping?

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    I used to when I had been running and then drinking the same night. Dehydration gave me horrible hamstring cramps.

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    I've been awakened with it in my calf. It's hard to describe how sore it is, feels like the muscle is about to explode. Still feel it for a couple of days after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simon View Post
    How do you get cramp whilst sleeping?
    I'm surprised you seem surprised by that, it's very common. Cramp isn't necessarily to do with overexertion, it's just a sudden contraction of muscles. When sleeping it's usually due to dehydration combined with an awkward sleeping position.

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    I've woken up a few times with cramp. It usually ends up in me limping around the room screaming like a madman, terrifying my wife.

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    Could be worse, she could be waking up to you shitting in a magazine.

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    A night on the stout will normally have me waking with cramps. Doesn't happen with other drink though strangely enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    I'm surprised you seem surprised by that, it's very common. Cramp isn't necessarily to do with overexertion, it's just a sudden contraction of muscles. When sleeping it's usually due to dehydration combined with an awkward sleeping position.
    Yeah, I just associate it with over-exercise and lactic acid, which is obviously pretty difficult when you're fast asleep. Didn't realise it was so common that people got it whilst sleeping.

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    It's fucking awful.

    You wake up screaming (or fighting to hold it back) and the muscle feels like it's being torn out of your leg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Could be worse, she could be waking up to you shitting in a magazine.
    That was a good story

    Holidays are the worst for cramps for me as I always end up walking loads and drinking quite a bit. Add heat during the day and a room with an AC and ahoy annoying cramps.

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