Did you make it?
They'll sneakily charge you for it in a couple of weeks.
Males who use the toilet and leave long man hair on the toilet seat. Kill yourself.
Tossers WhatsApping me stupid bullshit thinking they're getting free kegs of Heineken.
How did that happen?
That's a great way to weed out all the tasteless spastics in your life.
I imagine all the craft wankers have executed it perfectly.
I just received one of those about an hour ago
I need to make a list of who send them in case I ever need to shift on any magic beans.
I've been inadvertently describing my daughter as 'veluptious' and 'seductive'.
Kill me.
How's that happened? I'd assume autocorrect but 'veluptious' isn't a word.
Volup.
Still not a word.
Yes it is you fucking cunt.
If it's voluptuous then someone call the paedo branch right now.
More details needed, Josef.
How do you do that 'inadvertently'?
Well, this is damning.
I was meaning sallow not sultry.
And zi hour you all for die duckling cunts
'Sultry' is a new addition to the situation. For fuck sake what have you been up to?
You described your child as sallow?
He probably meant to say “you should have been swallowed”
Why don't you all go fuck yourselves.
I just won't bother telling you fuckwits things anymore, you can get in the sea.
1. Names his child after his favourite pornstar.
2. Marriage breaks down.
3. Describes child inappropriately.
Stacking up. How long before she's in care under a new name?
I've just went to evens in the paedo thread.
America.
And postal services.
I ordered my Mrs a camera from slrhut.co.uk on the Friday before last. It’s a .co.uk website, prices are in pounds and it has a London phone number. Somehow, it’s a yank website. Cameras are shipped from America and the ‘9 day delivery’ they promised is absolutely bull shit. It’s been sat at Heathrow Customs since last Friday, I’ve called ParcelForce about 5 times asking if I can just pay whatever it is so they can send it out but they’re having none of it until it’s been cleared.
I just got an email update saying the camera has been released from customs so I've just called again but now they’re saying you can't pay until the camera gets to the depot which can take 48 hours. They are really starting to piss me off now. Just take my money and give me the fucking camera.
Shop local mate.
I think he thought he was.
If not local, at least the right country. Fuck it, I’d have taken the right continent.
https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/slrhut.co.uk
Looks good, mate.
OK - these are the facts about this company;
1). This is not a British company - they are based in the USA.
2). The price you see does not include import tax, UK VAT and handling fee. Your goods will be held in UK customs until you pay (or not).
3). Their trading terms do not comply with UK consumer law and they are trading illegally in the UK.
4). They will not provide you with a UK warranty.
5). Customer services are great pre-sales and non-existent post sales.
6). If you are stupid enough to buy from these guys - use PayPal. At least you will get the sale price money back.
7). UK National Trading Standards have been informed and PayPal and they are currently looking to close this company down.
If you still deal with them after this warning then you’re too bloody stupid to use any of the technology they sell and you deserve what you get!!
Spikey having a mare
Idiotmouse living up to his name.
One thing that really fucks me off is that it's IMPOSSIBLE to turn off vibrate on whatsapp. There is some override that resets it even though I've changed it in whatsapp settings and phone settings.
FUCK OFF.
I know someone that’s used them before and they had no issues. In fairness, the main issue has been Customs rather than them and I’m not much arsed about £40 quid in VAT or whatever. I paid on my Ctedit Card anyway, so if I have been stitched up I’ll return the camera and get them to sort it.
I buy bicycle stuff from the UK often, since it is much cheaper for some reason. Customs are always a lottery. Sometimes it takes a day, sometimes two to three weeks.
Credit card claims.
It was over £100
I'm on the ropes.
You look well stupid now.