Even David A-Force Otunga is bemused by this.
Even David A-Force Otunga is bemused by this.
He probably has a scare every few weeks.
98 next month which is about 200 in non-wrestler years.
Also, he either has a problem with his neck or he fucking loathes Bradshaw.
I don't think he's looked at him once, even when JBL has asked him direct questions.
Didn't Otunga separate from his wife, who accused him of abuse or something? Seem to remember there's a big custody thing going - at least he can represent himself though, I guess.
I'm only going to get through the WWE Title match before I have to go to bed. It better not be shit.
They have a GERMAN announce table now? Is that really the second most necessary non-English language for dedicated commentary teams?
Of course, wrestling is massive in Germany, that's why they've produced so many stars like Katie Lea Burchill and.... err...... Heidenreich?
So, they didn't tag there.
So the heel team got screwed there. Was that meant to happen?
Now they can bitch & moan for a few weeks before they inevitably turn on each other again in time for WM.
I forgot Benjamin & Gable were a team. 2 out of 3 falls tag match sounds delightful.
First impressions of heel Uso's are good too.
How the fuck have Jason Jordan & Seth Rollins become a team?
Ambrose got injured and Angle just went "You know who would be a good partner..... my son!"
I was only half watching Styles v KO/Zayn. Was the ending a botch or a work?
Rumble already. I might go to bed after this.
Please tell me this is not the mens Rumble already?
Yep, must not have much confidence in it being any good.
These 'Rumble by Numbers' things are the equivalent of the 'NFL for Newbies' videos the BBC always roll out on SuperBowl night - probably kinda interesting for 2% of the audience & a massive irritation for everyone else.
Well if it's going to be before the title match, then surely that counts out Lesnar, Strowman and Kane from being in it.
Odds of a Reigns win just went up...
Does this mean the womens' match is the main/co-main event?
I just can't help but feel this is going to be shit or full of shenanigans to be on this early.
Speaking of people I didn't know were still employed, here's Rhyno.
I love how Heath Slater can be wiped out by one clothesline.
Elias feels like a rejected Damien Sandow gimmick.
Heath to be the Curtis Axel of this year. #HeWasNeverEliminated
I hope they keep Slater out there for the entire rumble, just to get battered by every entrant on their way to the ring.
I love Heath Slater. He's not even entered the ring & he's the best part of the whole show so far.
Oh shit
I'd have watched the whole show for that moment.
Decided to watch it, fuck it.
What have I missed?
Heath Slater getting kicked about on the outside for half an hour then eliminating Sheamus in one second as soon as he got in the ring. Other than that, nothing if you just caught the traditional Kofi spot.
Hurricane
21 spots but we finally get someone good (for about eight seconds).
Please not Cena or Reigns...
Did they put it on early so they could get away with Reigns?
Why don't they put more surprises in? They're always the best bits
I would mark out all night if Rey won this.
Fucking Ziggler
Over to you ladies, this is a nice low bar.
So Dolph is our only hope now, right?
EDIT: Nope.
Balor for the win!
We're down to the 3 I told you were the only ones with a chance, plus Balor. Colour me shocked.
What were they chanting at Cena and Reigns?
"You both suck", I think.
Nakamura has to win now, surely? They've got to be aware that the other two would get booed out the building, especially if they're the final two. Then again, that's never stopped them before.
Does Nakamura just permanently have a bleeding mouth? I'm pretty sure he's ending up with red teeth every time I've seen him.
He wheres a mouth guard.