I hate it when people say “we all make mistakes” to excuse either their own or someone elses idiocy.
I hate it when people say “we all make mistakes” to excuse either their own or someone elses idiocy.
I'm a twit
The physio isn't the attractive, mid-20's something I had in my head either- fat, with a limp and can barely walk down the stairs. And I'm the one getting my knee seen to.
Google defines Parenting as ‘the act of raising a child’
Lies.
Sitting on a sofa, arm covered in vomit, with a sick child asleep on you. That’s fucking parenting.
I had to cancel my bank card just over a month but couldn't change my address to get a new one sent as it wouldn't allow me to online, whilst doing this I updated my mobile number to my current one too which I didn't think would be an issue at the time.....sod it, I may as well update my login details too, I said. Then in typical me fashion I cleared my browser and completely forgot what I set them to. I couldn't get a password reminder sent to my phone as the number was different and I couldn't log in with my bank details as I had no card so I went in store to do so only to find out that not only was my licence out of date by 18 months but my passport had expired in September so they couldn't do it for me. I had to renew at least one however upon trying to do so I discovered that I needed a valid passport to renew licence and a valid licence to renew passport so I had to contact my sister to find my birth certificate which has taken nearly a month in itself.
Now I'm trying to fill in a passport form and I'm stumped on my own parents details. The countersignature thing has to be a professional, right? I'm now left with the unenviable task of obtaining both a valid passport, licence and an actual bank card before January 27th as that's when I plan to go away. Anyone got any experience in this shit?
There must be an easier way I can do this? I feel like I don't exist at the moment.
I'd cancel the trip now.
Give it up.
PM me your address Smith, might be able to help.
That’s a pretty impressive level of disorganisation, Smiff.
You can easily do that if you set up a passport appointment now and do it in your local office. I got mine turned around in 6 hours because I told them I had to leave the country.
Go see Chowchilla Charlie.
Just taken me 45 minutes to get to work
EDIT: Taken just over double that to get to Belfast.
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nicotine withdrawal is driving me fucking INSANE
Have a fag.
Become a fag.
That's about enough of that, children.
I gave up smoking easily. Just left all my money and cards at home for the week so I couldn’t buckle on lunch breaks. Other than after meals and when drinking I didn’t miss it after a couple of days.
Given what you look like, a vape rig might just complete the stereotype. Successfully dodged.
He definitely looks like a vapist.
I do both.
Just don’t go out drinking for a while. That shit tests your resolve with your willpower at its absolute minimum.
I went a month after quitting with not even a blip, then I went for a night out in Nottingham and smashed my way through 10 fags ( ). The next couple of days were tricky again then. Not given in since.
Quite at New Year. Lasted till Saturday then had 20 at a night out.
Made it till Thursday again, convinced myself I’ll only smoke when drinking, bought 4 beers, had 10 fags and then smoked Friday and today.
Great fun
what absolute psychopath decided that every product and service has to try to be your mate now? fucking train toilets telling me jokes and websites saying shit like "oopsie daisy lol" when they crash, and the horror of corporate pages engaging in bantz with every bellend that makes a zany tweet about the shape of a cookie or whatever. feels like i'n walking around a twee dystopia sound-tracked by some pricks with ukuleles going la la la fuck OFF. innocent smoothies have a lot to answer for.
i know i make some variation of this same post every year or so but i have to vent
At work today someone ate a 4-finger Kitkat without breaking the pieces apart, just bit right into the whole thing. It would obviously make no difference to the taste but it seemed unnatural and oddly disturbing.
The four finger Kit Kat with a big bite across three of them has been a staple of the '31 photos to shock and infuriate you' Facebook posts for years now.
It does seem like utter madness.
It's the obvious way to do it one handed.
I'm with igor. Brands bantering with each other on Twitter is the fucking worst.
As if 'banter' wasn't bad enough already when it was organic and locally sourced.
Nando’s embracing ‘Cheeky Nando’s’ is to blame.
Paddy Power’s Twitter feed is the end game. People went to Uni to post that shite.
Years I've been tyring to understand how to do gradients in Illustrator. Absolutely years. I'm still no closer.
I've got the exact same burn on both hands from my grill a day apart.
The Starbucks at work selling a packet of McCoys for 95p. Is that how these things cost these days?
In Starbucks they do. It’s about a fiver for a panini.
I haven't bought a chocolate bar for about 10 years and picking one up today from a petrol station I was surprised to note I had almost no change from a Ł1.
You can get 2 KitKat Chunkies for a quid if you have a good local shop.
You can get both in supermarkets for pennies.
My Uni charges like Ł1.50 for a Kit Kat (mars, snickers, whatever), it's robbery.
To be fair, it didn't actually cost me anything, it just used up my lunch budget alongside my sandwich leaving me with 5p spare. Figured I'd be able to get a piece of fruit too, but nope.
I think I might know the biggest wanker in the world. Someone I know has got married, but instead of the traditional name system, or even the Byron, what he's done is portmanteau their names, translate the result into French where it becomes double barrelled, and take that as their surname.
You should unknow them for that.
Do they even have French family or anything so that the lunacy is at least guided by something?