Because there are loads we've been to.
Middlesbrough
Crewe
Because there are loads we've been to.
Middlesbrough
Crewe
Widnes
I'm a twit
Funnily enough I found a twitter account of one of the guys from camathen that I lived with. I think it was the place you came round to. He's gone all-in on Apple, Welsh Independence and Trump.
He once told me that AppleTV is called so because Granada saw the populatiry of the iPhone and rebranded to ITV so Apple couldn't use their normal nomenclature.
Lochgelly.
Johnstone.
Rockhampton
Nottingham
Hamilton (NZ, not Canada)
Coventry
Southend
Sparkhill / Sparkbrook
Andover
London.
Everywhere that isn't London
Thessaloniki
Athens
Croydon
Slough
Canvey Island
Everywhere else in the south is wonderful.
Mexico.
Oh and Blackpool, fucking cesspit of a place.
I don’t understand how Jimmy has been to Canvey. I can drive there in 20 minutes and I’ve still only been there twice in 30 years.
I like the seaside, but everywhere near the coast is objectively crap.
Resorts are part of the 80%. Vile shit.
Westport
Dungannon
Thurles
Dublin
Scotland
Corby
Houston
Have you ever been to Scotland?
Scotland, like The rest of Great Britain, is only shit where the people are. The countryside is meant to be some of the best in the world.
Dundee and Leeds, ghastly shit.
Thurso!
The entire Scottish borders.
Limerick. Full of backwards cunts speaking some form of primitive language.
Longsight/Levenshulme.
Limerick is a bit shit,
Giggles got out of there quick,
The locals all frown,
the water is brown,
Even for Ireland they’re thick
"I'll write a poem!" said Spikey
(To prove that he wasn't a pikey)
Spikey GTFO
Your rhyme caused such woe
That old ItalAussie said, "Crikey!"
'A Limerick' only exists in the USA, sorry.
Limerick is full of sket cunts,
Their fannies are more like a gunt,
Your cock shrivels inside,
Your libido instantly dies,
But eight pints later you think "she's worth a punt"
One thing about Limerick is that if you got on the wrong side of them boys then you'd want to have a nice high pain threshold. The brother in law went to school with a guy that got the wire. Heard of it before myself in Lurgan and it'd always keep a mickey in check.