Last year was a deliberate ploy to lull us all into a false sense of security.
Last year was a deliberate ploy to lull us all into a false sense of security.
Crabtree being a brainless idiot has left the door open in my work league. 4 points from the Ravens D tonight will give me the win and officially confirm me winning my division outright. Should that not happen I can still clinch it if Lemar Miller gets 8 points. That would make 2nd place lose their matchup.
Potentially all over players in my division could lose this week.
I can't see us not fucking Savage over. Although Miller could and should go through us like butter.
Texans should look at how the Bears beat us tbh.
He would need to win and out score GF by around 100 points. It's not happening.
Deandre Hopkins
Won by less than 1 point so dreading the stat corrections. Assuming it holds that's 5/5 leagues with a Play Off place booked already with 2 weeks to spare in most of them. My team did their best to fuck that up, but just stumbled over the line.
Weekly round up:
TTH: My team is finally back, although there are still some big negatives against it. I went into the league having 3 TOP QBs and now it seems that I have none. Alvin Kamara is a proper don.
Money League:
Should have been a slam dunk, especially after Allen went mental but so many fucking dickheads. Absolute bottom of the league which is really fun considering I paid FORTY dollars to be in it.
Shit free league:
I don't know how my team has become so shit in here, I was stacked at RB and I had good enough WRs with 2 good QBs. Out of the playoffs already.
Star Wars themed dynasty IDP:
I drafted for later years really and we've done alright but it could have gone better this season.
Batshit mental IDP:
Absolutely pissing it. I lucked out by getting Robby Anderson on the waivers and I drafted my defence like a fucking trooper knowing how bonkers the system is.
https://imgur.com/a/61xXC
JUSTIN TUCKER YOU FUCKING LEGEND
How fucking predictable
As if Tom Brady is Questionable
I'm a twit
Oh fuck off Morris and Dak.
To be fair 18 points is poor for a QB. Mine haven’t been that low since week 4.
For my team that's huge. Look at my recent outings.
Mine too You lot need to stop drafting 2/3 QBs each so I can actually have a decent one for the first time.
I knew Alf would go off if I benched him, the cunt. He’ll be shit next week too. It’s Cooper/Hunt/Anderson all over again.
By the end of this week set of fixtures I maybe in three out of three Yahoo league playoffs
My ESPN ones appears to be null and void so I'm not bothering with them for the remainder of the season.
This is odd not having any fantasy interest of note on a Sunday. Obviously I still want to win my games, but with Play Off spots secured this will be a boring 2 weeks.
I'm already assured a place in the playoffs in 2/5 and out in 3/5.
Of the two that I'm still in, I'm pretty much assured of first place. Only two teams can catch me, I'm playing one (he's favourite and is the highest scorer in the league) and the other is playing the guy in 5th, he's favourite after Morris scored high but both games will be close.
In the other? I want (no, it's a need) to beat Dan so Pleb can have a bye.
I'll meet you in the final then
I'm potentially going to be without Olsen, Cooper & Brown this week. I need Carr & Hunt to go insane to have any chance.
Of course Brate scores now Jameis is back So nearly picked him up instead of Watson.
Fuck off Kelce you wanker.
Lucky this doesn't really matter or I'd be fuming.
My main league team is being raped in a top Vs bottom clash. Mariota, Marvin Jones, Diggs, Lewis and Rudolp, Succop and Forbath Vs Julio Jones, Marquise Lee (TD already), Hill, Fournette, Kelce (cunt of the week), Tucker, Gostkowski and the Patriots. He has almost as many TDs as I have points so far.
Thanks Joe
EDIT: Julius Thomas was the other TE I considered. Guess this was a good week to stream TE
Thanks Siemian and Williams
I would be beating just about anyone in my main league except the cunt that is blowing me away with the Chiefs. At least he's not making the Play Offs.
Mert may well be going out on points score here. Baz beating me twice in the year.
Yea Baz and his 15% chance to win....
After I typed that my score updated with a Stills TD.
He was 60% in favour before that.
One TD changed things by 45%? Surely not.
Probably a Yahoo error.
They sometimes fuck up the defence predicted points by reducing them by 10 points or so.
Quite possible. I wasn't paying enough attention to be sure. More laughing at the Broncos return attempt.
I'll see you all week 15 then
Pleb gave me the strength I needed to win this match up.
I owe it all to him.
I think you're going to score eight thousand points this week
Don't let us down Pleb
Though as it stands, if Pleb were to lose, Mahow would finish 2nd.
Somehow I'm not completely out of it in my main league, but I'm not expecting a miracle comeback. McKissic getting a TD to save his fantasy day last night is just the latest piss take in that match up. If Big Ben can play like he has the last 2 weeks and put up 43 points again (he got 43 and then 46) then I'll need roughly 27 points from Shazier + AJ Green. It's not impossible but it's not very likely at all. The plus side is other than my opponent whose team went mental out of the blue, I'll be the top scorer in the league this week which bodes well as he's not in the Play Offs. I may also extend my lead over 2nd if he loses too, as he is currently projected to lose by 5 points and finish the week about 45 points behind me.
In Dynasty, where I have practically wrapped up the number 1 seed already, I went up against Fay who was battling for his life. I've beaten him quite easily which will see him drop out of the Play Off places, but he'll still have a prayer if he can win next week against the bottom team. I'm cruising in this league, but fear I won't win it as the team in 2nd has outscored me more often than not lately, and will have Rodgers to come back in the Play Offs. We'll see.
The only other league I half care about has given me another win, which is both good and bad. I kind of wanted to lose that one as it would have ended the season of the guy who annoys me every year. But I wasn't going to be a cunt. Hopefully results go against him next week, not least because he's probably also a bigger threat than the guy I faced this week.
100 needed for the Steelers D and Antonio?
It's doable.
I think I may of fucked up my chance of getting a bye week
Gotta hope Byrant turns up.
Assuming Lev Bell and AJ Green combine for 5 points, I'm looking at hopping over Fay for 5th. I was due to play Pleb, but he's getting a bye and Dan is falling back into week 14.
Unless Brown and the Steelers D get 56 or so points combined, Mahow will also move above Dan thanks to a mega score in the last week. Dan will fall to 4th and face me in week 14. It'll be Mahow v Fay and Browning and Pleb both getting byes into week 15.
I'm just happy to have made the play-offs. Around the point of Zekes suspension finally being confirmed it was looking quite bleak for me. Dak handing me a win over Mahow has essentially seen me good. Massively suffered for the Zeke suspension this year though. I doubt I'll be making a gamble like that again.
So if I'm right about how the seedings work it'll be Me Vs Gray Fox/Dan and Pleb Vs Mahow/Fay.
Feels like Mahow and GF are the ones to watch out of that lot with Dan and Fay going off the boil of late. That said I don't think there's an easy match up there for me whoever wins.
Championship Bracket
Wildcard Round:
Equable Rogues (8-5) v Agholorious Basterds (6-7)
Magic Mike XXL Evans (8-5) v BiLOL Powell (7-6)
Championship Semi Final:
Golden Grahams (10-3) v Equable Rogues/Agholorious Basterds
Believe In Plobs (9-4) v Magic Mike XXL Evans/BiLOL Powell
“The El Plebbo” Bracket
“The El Plebbo” Semi Final:
Cry me a Rivers (2-11) v God Hates Jags (6-7)
Welby Wolves (5-8) v Baz’s Bumbandits (4-9)
Pleb v Mahow final then
I'm fairly sure you've got those semis the wrong way around. As the number 1 seed I avoid the number 3 seed, which will be Mahow.
I completely forgot how the semi finals work
Fixed
I’m tempted to cut half my team & just take a load of punts next week.
Mike Davis over Kareem Hunt? Could hardly be any worse...Rooting for the Steelers to play it safe & sit AB tonight as well.
It’s been over since about week five. Some spectacular busts in my side this year. I think Brown has been the only good player on my whole team since November.
I need like 17 points from Cameron Heyward tonight to keep me in first place and in a bye (I think, I don't know the exact tiebreaker rules as it will be three of us on 10-3), which is entirely feasible.
He's scored over 20 in his last 2 games and he even scored over 30 a few weeks ago.
Would have been smooth sailing had I started Danny Trevathan (27.5) or Xavien Howard (29.5) I'd have been fine.