Cutler
That's how you sell your role in the wildcat.
Cutler
That's how you sell your role in the wildcat.
The Texans are touching the Titans. Did not expect that.
Run the fucking ball, Baltimore.
It's really not hard to understand, our passing game is built on our running game. Flacco is much better when the run is going so he can use play action passes.
We miss Yanda and Brandon Williams so much.
We can't run or pass that effectively behind our O-line now and we can't stop the run defensively.
Dalvin Cook has gone down
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That looked horrible for Cook.
Should've trusted my head earlier. Pittsburgh were always going to muff this lot.
Aj green and freeman both have Tds too. If hunt scores for Kansas later I'll be annoyed. I added fleener to make the early game interesting.![]()
Our OLine is horseshit but Flacco really should be doing more.
Might as well just tank the season, rest the starters so they don't get injured (bar Flacco) and get a QB in the draft.
'Joe' is done.
49 passing attempts compared to 15 rushing...
Mornhinweg is a fucking tool.
It's not hard to comprehend that Flacco will always look shit when asked to pass almost 50 fucking times (30 is pushing it for fucks sake) and that building the passing game comes from the rushing. We have always looked better when being a run first team pounding the football. This then sees the defence being more susceptible to play action passes or deep balls as they load up for the run.
The sooner we fire the cock the better.
That's fucking lovely from Derby.
Tight end starting at fullback to do a wheel.![]()
BuffaloShame the Patriots fucked everything up against Carolina though.
I think I've said it every week so far, but I really love watching Carson Wentz.
I do too, but I'd love him even more if you didn't have him. As with Michael Thomas though, it's balanced by me having him in dynasty,
Yeah, looks to be.
Shame that long bomb wasn't to Amari Cooper.
ACL tear for Cook apparently.
If jerserys weren't so expensive I'd probably consider starting a proper collection by getting Wentz, Hunt, DJ, Gordon & Kupp.
That's a good question actually. Which one player would you get from each team if you could? Past or present, if that helps.
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Dolphins & Browns were the only ones I struggled to think of someone for.
EDIT: You can tell how long it took me to do that![]()
A Reggie White Packers one and that's it.
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Influenced by A Football Life and Madden really.
I debated a Butt Fumble reference tooI also got tempted by Clinton-Dix.
Get Aguayo back in Tampa Bay.
Rivers has been fuming a couple of times already this season![]()
Hoyer gets his leg bent in half & comes back in a few plays later![]()
Mack is tearing strips off the o-line here.
Fuck off Austin Eckler.
I don't care how dominant the Denver defense has been against them so far, why the fuck are you fake punting there at 9 points behind with over a quarter left?
And lol at being done for taunting when YOU'VE been stopped. Idiot penalty.
Shit, I somehow forgot about Wilfork.
They were thinking that King faked the punt off his own back, rather than it being a designed play. If that's the case that's absolutely mental.
It was almost like Newhouse wasn't even there.
I have to say that's probably the worst game I've been too today. It was just really, really dull. I still enjoyed the experience of going but I hope the other 2 games are more entertaining.
On top of the good stuff that had been said by others, I like that Romo just sounds like he's actually enjoying himself.
Browns - Bernie Kozar
Bengals - Munoz
Ravens - Reed
Steelers - Bettis
Patriots - Gronkowski
Dolphins - Dwight Stevenson, all world centre
Bills - Bruce Smith
Jets - not a single one comes to mind
Broncos - Mecklenburg
Chiefs - Derrick Thomas
Raiders - Bo Jackson
Chargers - Little train James
Titans - Moon
Texans - Watt
Colts - Faulk
Jags - Boselli
Panthers - Steve Smith
Falcons - Gerald Riggs
Bucs - Sapp
Cowboys - Herschel Walker
Giants - Taylor
Eagles - Cunningham
Redskins - Art Monk
Packers - Favre
Bears - Payton
Vikings - Cris Carter
Lions - Sanders
Cardinals - Fitzgerald
49ers - Montana
Seahawks - Largent
Rams - Dickerson.
I'm old school
I thought he might have got that toe in.
Brilliant effort though.
Just read the posts from the UK gamenot sure how I missed that last night. Genuinely thought someone had nicked Dan's flag at the end until he explained it, but man, I've taken my flag home from every UK game and they're all lovely (the Bengals one from last year being the worst of the bunch) but yesterday's was so shite I left it. Please don't let that become a thing, replacing nice flags with team logos on with some coloured tin foil.
As for the Jersey question, mine would almost all be Fantasy related, but I'd likely go with:
Browns - McCown, just because I won a game with him last year!
Bengals - Green
Ravens - Just leave it blank in protest of the idea of ever starting a Raven.
Steelers - Brown
Patriots - Wilfork
Dolphins - Jones
Bills - Not sure.
Jets - Decker
Broncos - Manning, despite the final season.
Chiefs - Smith, just love him.
Raiders - Probably Cooper but I wouldn't be happy about it.
Chargers - Maybe Keenan Allen as he's on almost all my teams this year.
Titans - Mariota
Texans - Wilfork again.
Colts - Luck
Jags - Probably have to be Allen Robinson.... Ugh.
Panthers - Wouldn't buy one.
Falcons - Ryan or Julio.
Bucs - Evans
Cowboys - Probably Dak.
Giants - Beckham
Eagles - No one comes to mind so let's just say Wentz.
Redskins - Reed
Packers - Rodgers
Bears - Howard?
Vikings - Peterson
Lions - Even though I never had him, probably Calvin as the only good Lion I ever saw.
Cardinals - Fitzgerald
49ers - Smith again, so I can pretend Kaepernick didn't happen.
Saints- Graham maybe, or Brees.
Seahawks - Probably Wilson.
Rams - Already got Gurley as my only jersey, so him.
Edit- Actually, stick Woodhead in for Chargers and the Ravens. Not sure how I forgot him. Don't care if he never plays again, he's still the best Ravens player by default.
It's worth pointing out that for some of them I wouldn't ever buy one (Ravens or Patriots being the main ones) even if money were no object.
Cam Newton says a sexist thing to a female reporter.
Turns out she's a racist.
Cunt looks like a cunt but there is no direct victim because he was being a cunt to another cunt.
Everybody wins!
Internet being the internet went back 5 years on her Twitter for dirt. Turns out she posted racist stuff back then.
There are 2 fouls on the play. Personal foul, unsportsmanlike conduct, interviewee #1. Personal foul, unsportsmanlike conduct, interviewer. Both of these penalties offset, 3rd down.
I've lost my Younghoe![]()
Her saying she was belittled immediately made me turn not give a fuck about the entire thing.
I doubt he meant 'funny' as in 'LOL women talking about routes??? The only route a woman knows about is the route to the kitchen to make my dinner' but more 'It's uncommon to see a female reporter here & I'm going to clumsily point that out because I'm a fucking moron'
He was brought up in Georgia and is now living in North Carolina.
He's programmed to be sexist, it's all he's known.