It was, but at that point I thought I was going to marry that girl. The girl in question is married now, you think she'd give it back?
It was, but at that point I thought I was going to marry that girl. The girl in question is married now, you think she'd give it back?
She'll have binned it ages ago, mate.
It's probably her husband's jizz rag by now.
That's not very nice is it? She could've asked if I wanted it back.
Edit: I know she's doing some mission trip in Guatemala for a couple of years now. So wouldn't actually be surprised if some orphans got it.
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Quality mate. Honestly thought she would have binned it.
I hope you wore a jacket.
Did you do it SincereTheRebel style with socks on?
People actually bother to take their socks off?
A man in socks and nothing else is probably one of the most hideous sights there is.
Seen many Boyd?
Flashbacks of his uncle.
You've never been naked but for your socks and thought 'ugh, this is the most disgusting I've ever looked'?
I love the missus more than ever now as I managed to bin my wallet at the shop and without her asking me to put some money on her account I'd still be none the wiser. All well now as I just got back from getting it from the bin I left it in.
You put your wallet in the bin? Always knew you were a bit special.
I was packing the things I had and managed to brush the wallet in to the bin with my back pack. I heard something drop, but as my gloves were still there I thought I just imagined it. My card was cancelled this week as someone tried to copy it too, so I was carrying about a 100€ in cash. I did feel a bit special once I realised I had just binned all my money
I raise you: http://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences4/shirtOriginally Posted by Boydy
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A girl in socks and nothing else, on the other hand, is intensely erotic. Insane.
Are you trying to be mert now?
There's nothing Merty about that at all.
Unless he starts lecturing you on how to beat your chest properly (make remarks about her dads socks or something) to reach said state of quasi-undress.
Long socks and NOTHING else. Cmon benjamin you have to indulge your fantasies sometimes. Dont tell me that's not hot
Yeah, that's worse. There are socks involved there too though.
A young lady once sat on my lap wearing only a shirt and her pants, but because the shirt was a really grotty and really big misshapen brown polo-shirt with the logo of the local village pub it had pretty much the opposite response to what she was going for.
Shitting himself and then getting a pizza plus the guy shoving loads of food down his underwear
The rest aren't that mental tbh.
Oh I'm very much with you, but you've seemed to change personalities quite a lot since the move over onto the new board.
He requested that I turn on his webcam feed and publicly humiliate his tiny penis in my room of 100 people. He said he loved my big teeth.That's the first two. They are mental, there's no other word for it.I did get one guy who wanted me to set up a session outside with my car in which I repeatedly failed to start it, with the cam particularly focusing on the hair on my arms. The cam session would end when my car finally started.
So glad I bottled it and didn't finish things when I was feeling shit a while back. Things between us are as good as they've ever been. And the sex.
Does she wear her socks in bed?
She does not.
The first isn't that mental, I've seen stuff like that before.
The second I'll give you though.
College, mate.
Yes but you're a weirdo yourself.
Remember when you all laughed at my wife's home spray tanning salon thing, well she's got her first client tonight, not a hottie by any stretch of the imagination. She's practice. However the wife has extremely hot mates, who have even hotter mates, and they are all well up for coming here, in to my house, to get naked. I am fucking SALIVATING at the thought.
On a scale of 1-10 on how tempted I am to invest in a GoPro and set it up in my office/salon I'd say it's at about 3,000,000. I'm only put off at the initial outlay of the 1080p ones.
In fact, fuck it, the mere thought is enough to probably make me cum without a boner. I'll definitely have to whack one out when they're upstairs.
This the first I'd seen of Mrs Magic's spray tanning antics but that you allow that to happen in your house (for very good perving reasons in fairness) blows apart any future claims of being middle class. Still, being working class amd having half naked women in your house is definitely a better deal so fair play.
Half naked? Mate this is full on naked.
Can I come round?
If it was half naked I'd be excited but this is flaps and all. And I bet they have absolutely ethereal poons.
Sexual assault is legal in your own house right? There's no laws like vampires about being invited in etc?
How does this 'salon' work? Can you get cams in? Get 'How to mod it.
It's my office with a spray tent in it. Lol.
Since it's your office I reckon you have the right to demand you stay there while they're naked. I'm sure they wouldn't mind you wanking to their silhouettes.
It's an open tent mate. You're such a fucking amateur. Go and do Lauren's hair or something you soft cunt.
When she starts earning more than you and kicks you out of the house.
That's probably what this is, isn't it? Setting up a business on the side so she'll have enough money when she kicks you out.
She's on about moving me in to the cupboard downstairs and claiming my entire office. It's not good, lads. Still worth a sacrifice for an accidental 'GOD THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE' burst in then say 'oh false alarm'. Hopefully get a peak at some heavenly breasts glistening in fake tan.
'I've got it all set up, girls. It's just upstairs in the...'
*looks right at Magic*
'SPARE BEDROOM.'
Man the ABC thread.
Did I tell you guys I found a wad of cash in her jewelery dresser thing? No? Oh that's for another time.
I'll need to add Dispute and Energy to it at this rate.
Yeah sorry it's really gay that I don't know what a spray tan tent looks like.
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