Week One TTH 2017 Preview
Some interesting week one matchups brewing in the TTH 2017 Fantasy League. Believe In Plobs (116.82) faces Agholorious Bastards (127.09) in what will ultimately become the Ezekiel Elliott and LeVeon Bell shit show. Believe In Plobs would probably have to hope and pray to the football gods that Cam Newton decides to actually turn up this season. On paper this is the battle of the QBs but we all know where this matchup is headed. Golden Grahams (122.20) and Equable Rogues (121.83) looks to favour the Golden Grahams if you believe the projected scoring. Demaryius Thomas may prove to be the only player that could fuck up Golden Grahams’s chances of getting the all important W if his questionable groin injury proves to be that critical.
Magic Mike XXL Evans (113.34) will more than likely get decimated by God Hates Jags (128.59) unless a fucking miracle happens by Marcus Mariota going on a fucking tear. With the postponement of the Miami Dolphins game against Tampa Bay moved to week 11, it has already impacted the roster of BiLOL Powell (107.78) as at least three of his players would have been legit starters for week one against Welby Wolves (107.90) who has Aaron Rodgers to help then win what would be a very tight matchup on paper. Last but not at all very least is the Baz’s Bumbandits (112.75) who will probably have to find himself a massive couch to hide behind as he faces the Miami LOLphins (120.52) who has Big Ben and Julio Jones in his starting lineup to probably give Baz’s Bumbandits the loss that he probably doesn’t want if he wants to avoid getting the “El Plebbo” wooden spoon this season.
TTH 2017 Season Projected Standings
Golden Grahams (12-2-0)
Welby Wolves (11-3-0)
Equable Rogues (10-4-0)
Agholorious Bastards (9-5-0)
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God Hates Jags (7-7-0)
Miami LOLphins (7-7-0)
BiLOL Powell (5-9-0)
Believe In Plobs (5-9-0)
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Baz’s Bumbandits (3-11-0)
Magic Mike XXL Evans (1-13-0)
Top eight goes into the end of season league playoffs with the top four going for the championship as you may of already gathered. Baz's Bumbandits and Magic Mike XXL Evans are favourites for the "El Plebbo" which is if anything. Don't rule out BiLOL Powell and Believe In Plobs in fighting it out for that hideous last spot. This has the making of Equable Rogues defending their championship crown unless the commissioner has everything else to say about that