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Thread: The ULTRAMEGA Summer 2017 Transfers and Rumours Thread [featuring THE MIGHTY BLADES]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Migraine View Post
    Need to drop ITKiko down a tier after his Morata declaration earlier in the week.
    Seems things rapidly changed to go towards lukaku. Not to say Morata isn't still inbound.

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    Know when you're beaten, Kiko.

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    If it's Lymm McDonald's ITK you need, however......

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    I'd say Rooney shouldn't be starting for any team in the Premiership so whilst I understand the move for Everton and Rooney I do think it's terrible business.

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    lol at this (not even accurate) Scouse Accounting. His 'effective transfer fee'. Brilliant mate. They just gave Morgan Schneiderlin away. Football Twitter is like the best/worth reality programme imaginable.

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    Bit late to the party but wolves signing someone for £16m.

    Wtf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arne View Post
    If it's Lymm McDonald's ITK you need, however......
    Chicken nuggets fyi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    lol at this (not even accurate) Scouse Accounting. His 'effective transfer fee'. Brilliant mate. They just gave Morgan Schneiderlin away. Football Twitter is like the best/worth reality programme imaginable.
    From what I read earlier, it's £75m + £15m in likely achievable add ons + £20m (?) to Raiola + wages. That's a fuckton of official noodles/traffic cones/teapots

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    Looks like at least 3 of the top 6 will have a new marquee striker signing. Possibly even 4 if City do end up trying for someone like Aubameyang.

    We could be in for another season of the top 5/6 being clearly better than all below.

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40545516

    Lukaku arrested in LA.

    Partying too hard with Pogba probably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    lol at this (not even accurate) Scouse Accounting. His 'effective transfer fee'. Brilliant mate. They just gave Morgan Schneiderlin away. Football Twitter is like the best/worth reality programme imaginable.
    That is brilliant. I'm not even sure what the worst part of it is.

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    I zoned out at the Rooney valued at £25m bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    lol at this (not even accurate) Scouse Accounting. His 'effective transfer fee'. Brilliant mate. They just gave Morgan Schneiderlin away. Football Twitter is like the best/worth reality programme imaginable.

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    How do you come across that shit on Twitter, Lewis?

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    It just came up under 'Lukaku' thanks to a load of wallies re-tweeting it. Elsewhere, the ever-reliable Sun reckons that United want to sneak in and sign Tiemoue Bakayoko. Do it for the lolling Jose lad.

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    I'd love Bakayoko.

    Although I'd rather we HIJACK Liverpool's bid for Naby Keita.

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    I've never seen him play, but that would obviously be funnier. Sign Alexis 'Alexis' Sanchez too and it's all good.

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    We were never after him
    Klopp knows best
    Lucas Leiva is coming back, like a new signing
    Who?
    Sheyi Ojo
    YNWA

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    The SEETHE from the self-proclaimed hardcore fans if that happened would be spectacular.

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    Speaking of which, Sky Sports News did well to find the only five Everton fans (all loitering near the ground as it happened) who haven't spent the past thirteen years absolutely SEETHING at all things Wayne Rooney to call him a legend and welcome him back to the club.

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    Just saw that RAWK Meltdown has closed. Shame that, but there's a career opportunity there Lewis, la

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    That Ruben Neves deal is deeply bizarre. He's the youngest captain in that club's history and has about a hundred games by the age of twenty. There must be a serious underlying issue if fucking Porto are letting a player go on the relative cheap.
    It's Mendes. That said, couldn't give a hoot if it benefit wolves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Speaking of which, Sky Sports News did well to find the only five Everton fans (all loitering near the ground as it happened) who haven't spent the past thirteen years absolutely SEETHING at all things Wayne Rooney to call him a legend and welcome him back to the club.
    See, I thought his going back was an odd one (didn't he basically bottle a Goodison away game under Ferguson who didn't select him?) because of the reception he tends to get. I know he was clapped and whatever at that testimonial he was in but that's a fucking testiomonial, it's not quite the same thing.

    He's guaranteed to score against us anyway. Bastard.

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    The only think Rooney's going to score is a free coke when he finally gets Old Kent road.

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    What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    What?
    Yeah, this.

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    The McDonald's Monopoly.

    Come on.

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    Football is fucked. Harry Kane and Mbappe are the only ones remotely close to that sort of figure.

    I was so sad when Totti retired. Football is broken.

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    http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...ooney-10760687

    Looks like Ken is the reason behind Rooney. Apparently he's not very well so this is his last hurrah.

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    Is Lionel Messi really just gone on to £1m a week?

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    In Googling it to find out (Metro said £500k p/w and I realised I didn't care enough to Google for more sources) I discovered that Barcelona have a manager I've never heard of. Though he seems to have managed some other teams rather than having been picked because he once set out training cones for Xavi's La Masia intake so that's probably more my dwindling interest in football.

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    He was a legend on one of the old CM games.

    https://www.sportsjoe.ie/amp/footbal...-priest-129553

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    The McDonald's Monopoly.

    Come on.
    Still none the wiser.

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    It has it's own Wikipedia page and everything.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonald%27s_Monopoly

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    Was think meant to be thing? Or did he mean it like people say sumfink?

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    He's gone. Remember being enthralled by the boy wonder at home to Fenerbahçe. Totally unplayable. It's a shame he couldn't hit the heights post 2010 but at least he's got himself a move which keeps him sort of relevant. Good luck ysb.

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    It's like getting back together with a hot ex girlfriend after a long break, only to find all the good has been ridden out of her and her gowl is like a clowns pocket. Won't end well.

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    Stock the fat cunt up front, no captaincy, no midfield. Just let him score goals.

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    He can't even do that as we saw with Mourinho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    He's gone. Remember being enthralled by the boy wonder at home to Fenerbahçe. Totally unplayable. It's a shame he couldn't hit the heights post 2010 but at least he's got himself a move which keeps him sort of relevant. Good luck ysb.
    I saw a Twitter poll recently asking people whether they would rather have peak Paul Scholes or peak Wayne Rooney in their team. The result was something like eighty per cent Scholes, but I went with Rooney on the basis that his 2009/10 season is the best that anyone has put together in the Premiership. I think they would have more than likely beaten Chelsea in that April SIX POINTER had he not been injured, and got to another Champions' League final as well. He was legitimately the third best player in the world that year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Players who are playing top flight football every week from sixteen or seventeen usually break down physically by about thirty, if not before. Current examples that come immediately to mind; Rooney, Kompany, Aguero, Torres. Mario Gotze and Jack Wilshere are both fucked already. Past examples include Michael Owen and Robbie Fowler.
    götze had massive thyroid issues which he now apparently has sort of under control after half a year of therapy

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    He meant 'stick' @Giggles.

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    Rudiger to Chelsea for £35m. Five year deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I saw a Twitter poll recently asking people whether they would rather have peak Paul Scholes or peak Wayne Rooney in their team. The result was something like eighty per cent Scholes, but I went with Rooney on the basis that his 2009/10 season is the best that anyone has put together in the Premiership. I think they would have more than likely beaten Chelsea in that April SIX POINTER had he not been injured, and got to another Champions' League final as well. He was legitimately the third best player in the world that year.
    Both bold statements.

    Ronaldo was the best player in the world in 07/08, so why wouldn't that be a better Prem season?

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    Jesus christ these Twitter announcements.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    Both bold statements.

    Ronaldo was the best player in the world in 07/08, so why wouldn't that be a better Prem season?
    Ronaldo wasn't behind an even better Ronaldo and 'The Little Genius' in 2007/08, and, although he was brilliant that year, have a look at the United squad statistics for 2009/10. The amount of injuries around him out to have written the season off, but he carried the side.

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    Have all of these clubs just suddenly realised that Twitter exists?

    People are most likely getting paid to think up new ways to announce a signing which is a bit lol. I miss the days of plain old holding the shirt up at the ground/training ground.

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    I suspect marketing agencies have just realised that they can make stupid people pay them lots of money to come up with them.

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    Even worse is that BBC sport felt the need to describe the video in their article on the transfer.

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