Know when you're beaten, Kiko.
If it's Lymm McDonald's ITK you need, however......
I'd say Rooney shouldn't be starting for any team in the Premiership so whilst I understand the move for Everton and Rooney I do think it's terrible business.
lol at this (not even accurate) Scouse Accounting. His 'effective transfer fee'. Brilliant mate. They just gave Morgan Schneiderlin away. Football Twitter is like the best/worth reality programme imaginable.
Bit late to the party but wolves signing someone for £16m.
Wtf.
Looks like at least 3 of the top 6 will have a new marquee striker signing. Possibly even 4 if City do end up trying for someone like Aubameyang.
We could be in for another season of the top 5/6 being clearly better than all below.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40545516
Lukaku arrested in LA.
Partying too hard with Pogba probably.
I zoned out at the Rooney valued at £25m bit.
How do you come across that shit on Twitter, Lewis?![]()
It just came up under 'Lukaku' thanks to a load of wallies re-tweeting it. Elsewhere, the ever-reliable Sun reckons that United want to sneak in and sign Tiemoue Bakayoko. Do it for the lolling Jose lad.
I'd love Bakayoko.
Although I'd rather we HIJACK Liverpool's bid for Naby Keita.
I've never seen him play, but that would obviously be funnier. Sign Alexis 'Alexis' Sanchez too and it's all good.
We were never after him
Klopp knows best
Lucas Leiva is coming back, like a new signing
Who?
Sheyi Ojo
YNWA
The SEETHE from the self-proclaimed hardcore fans if that happened would be spectacular.
Speaking of which, Sky Sports News did well to find the only five Everton fans (all loitering near the ground as it happened) who haven't spent the past thirteen years absolutely SEETHING at all things Wayne Rooney to call him a legend and welcome him back to the club.
Just saw that RAWK Meltdown has closed. Shame that, but there's a career opportunity there Lewis, la
See, I thought his going back was an odd one (didn't he basically bottle a Goodison away game under Ferguson who didn't select him?) because of the reception he tends to get. I know he was clapped and whatever at that testimonial he was in but that's a fucking testiomonial, it's not quite the same thing.
He's guaranteed to score against us anyway. Bastard.
The only think Rooney's going to score is a free coke when he finally gets Old Kent road.
The McDonald's Monopoly.
Come on.
Football is fucked. Harry Kane and Mbappe are the only ones remotely close to that sort of figure.
I was so sad when Totti retired. Football is broken.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...ooney-10760687
Looks like Ken is the reason behind Rooney. Apparently he's not very well so this is his last hurrah.
Is Lionel Messi really just gone on to £1m a week?
In Googling it to find out (Metro said £500k p/w and I realised I didn't care enough to Google for more sources) I discovered that Barcelona have a manager I've never heard of. Though he seems to have managed some other teams rather than having been picked because he once set out training cones for Xavi's La Masia intake so that's probably more my dwindling interest in football.
He was a legend on one of the old CM games.
https://www.sportsjoe.ie/amp/footbal...-priest-129553
It has it's own Wikipedia page and everything.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonald%27s_Monopoly
Was think meant to be thing? Or did he mean it like people say sumfink?
He's gone. Remember being enthralled by the boy wonder at home to Fenerbahçe. Totally unplayable. It's a shame he couldn't hit the heights post 2010 but at least he's got himself a move which keeps him sort of relevant. Good luck ysb.
It's like getting back together with a hot ex girlfriend after a long break, only to find all the good has been ridden out of her and her gowl is like a clowns pocket. Won't end well.
Stock the fat cunt up front, no captaincy, no midfield. Just let him score goals.
He can't even do that as we saw with Mourinho.
I saw a Twitter poll recently asking people whether they would rather have peak Paul Scholes or peak Wayne Rooney in their team. The result was something like eighty per cent Scholes, but I went with Rooney on the basis that his 2009/10 season is the best that anyone has put together in the Premiership. I think they would have more than likely beaten Chelsea in that April SIX POINTER had he not been injured, and got to another Champions' League final as well. He was legitimately the third best player in the world that year.
He meant 'stick' @Giggles.
Rudiger to Chelsea for £35m. Five year deal.
Jesus christ these Twitter announcements.
Have all of these clubs just suddenly realised that Twitter exists?
People are most likely getting paid to think up new ways to announce a signing which is a bit lol. I miss the days of plain old holding the shirt up at the ground/training ground.
I suspect marketing agencies have just realised that they can make stupid people pay them lots of money to come up with them.
Even worse is that BBC sport felt the need to describe the video in their article on the transfer.