What's this stuff with Mellin?
What's this stuff with Mellin?
I'm stumped and never liked connecting dots.
Half of us have missed the crucial dot is what's happened.
How dare you all be confused. How dare you.
Magic, it seems like the only way you will leave her is if you come home and another man is asleep in your bed, but judging by this thread, it sounds like all you would do is tuck him in.
Originally Posted by Cheddar
Decent.
My best friend and I have gotten involved with twins. God help us all.
Link.
Play swapsies.
I cannot give an accurate accounting of my total regarding women as I was in various states of inebriation for a lot of it and it depends what we're counting: a bit of fingering and cumming on the tits? Dick in the mouth but nothing else? It's hard to quantify.
Get them to 69 each other. Some MC Escher shit, you won't wanna miss that.
A year and a half ago I predicted that Girl would end up going out with her (relatively new) porko (girl) friend. This prediction was based on the porko being extremely influential in the demise of our relationship and her having no hope in finding a boyfriend due to shagging 200 boys by 18 (reputations last a very long time in Jersey), plus Girl being a lesbian before she met me. I could sense there was some form of emotional blackmail too, but at the same time felt I may just be looking into things too much. However, you can only imagine the mental issues attached to somebody who works their way through that many blokes (unsurprisingly she didn't know her father). Anyway, when I told Girl about my prediction she laughed and said it'd never happen. Tonight I was chatting to Girl because her bearded dragon died and I thought I'd ask if she was going out with the porko yet (my mate said he saw her holding hands with a girl). She is indeed now going out with the porko. Whilst it's rather funny, I'm slightly worried. The porko made up lies about me whilst I was with Girl, got Girl into regular drug use (speed of all things) and was already very controlling. I didn't want to get into it with her tonight because ultimately I'm not in a position to comment anymore, but ffs. I can only hope the porko has changed now that she's got what she was looking for, but Girl is too nice and too naive for this.
I assume the general advice is to stay out of it?
I think being the ex boyfriend your advice no matter how caring it may be will be tainted. Sorry mate.
Aye, plus I imagine the porko has already set up several lines of defence for this exact scenario.
I wouldn't worry about it, Offy. If the posioning was going on while you were together then you'd be compelled to step in but I'd steer clear, personally. She may be naive, but people have to run their own lives at some point. Like you said, the other girl has probably got all the excuses and defenses in early doors to stop any involvement from you. Probably not worth the hassle.
Sounded like the other side of the story Mert posted a bit earlier in the thread.
I want to know more about her 'bearded dragon'.
They'd thought it was male but found out it was female when they took it to the vet recently.
Fucking LBGT lizards.
jesus christ no, I don't even read his posts
mert is fucking vile
As if a woman could resist him.
Aye, she didnae laugh when I called it a tranny.
If you're 28 would you date an 18 year old if she's "like super mature tho"?
No, because she won't be.
The age difference will come into play at some stage so don't bother if you're looking for something long term.
What if you just started acting more immature?
Yeaaaaaa I thought the same thing but my other friends are all "oh you big fag herp derp you better hit that shit bro!" so I figured I'd ask my internet friends.
Hit that shit bro
420 blaze it.
Smack her senseless, breh
Tell her her pet is a woman
Take her out for a nice dinner and hold her hand
That would be swell
Don't use the word swell you square
BrooNaldo ur in need of all the puss you can get
Play it cool.
I'd fuck her but not go out with her.
Why not buy her some flowers? The thought will go a long way.
Be better off buying her a skipping rope the fucking nonce.
Cool.
A girl in my grade (so she's 19) has been going out with a guy who must be 27 now for at least two or three years. They seem to make it work, though the difference is slightly less.
Show her your bearded dragon at the very least
Here I thought I was going to get decent advice on the subject.
I know a guy in his mid thirties who's going out with a girl of twenty one. Nothing particularly wrong about the age gap, but he's friendly with her dad and had been going to his house to watch Celtic games for years, so he's known her since she was a child. Properly creepy.
Oh ya fuck that I just met her at college. I'm going back to finish, she's just starting...ended up in the same class.
Ya I don't know.
At the age of 18 10 years is a big deal to me. It's less of a gap than the noncey 20 year old blokes that date the 15 year olds in their last year of school. She's a kid, especially in your country.
Your mental age is 8 so I'm sure she's on a similar forum asking if she should bone the big dumb retard that flunked life skills class.
Rob Kardashian is having the meltdown of all meltdowns on Twitter right now. Blac Chyna nudes been posted and everything. Brutal.
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