I thought this new Southampton manager was actually Manuel Pellegrini, so consider me well and truly MIND GAMED.
I thought this new Southampton manager was actually Manuel Pellegrini, so consider me well and truly MIND GAMED.
Matic to United for 40 million quid is basically done![]()
Would rather have Fabinho.
I'd rather have Schneiderlin.
Chelsea really have it going on in the transfer market these days, but I suppose that is simply a product of bunging the right agents money over the years (so it's probably a zero sum game at best).
It's the beauty of buying Jorge Mendes players, yeah you get ripped off at every corner getting the player, but then he rips someone else off when you get rid. Tres egalitarian.
That's a good deal for us. Has his moments but was a lazy shite all last season and we need someone more dynamic.
Macho Man Randy Matic to form the Midfield Mega Powers with Fellainimania.![]()
It also looks as though we'll be taking the Kanté memes literally and only fielding him in midfield next season. I think we're down to him, Fabregas and Chalobah at the moment.
Sturridge to Man Utd, you heard it here first #WhoIsITKiko
Such an underwhelming signing. Matic just isn't that good, but I look forward to being proven wrong.
When he's on it he's an absolute beast, so hopefully having (I would imagine) a very specific role at the base of the midfield gets the best out of him.
If it's Fabinho AND Matic then that's perfectly acceptable.
If it's Matic OVER Fabinho then boy we are fucking up massive.
The only times I've watched Fabinho this season his team have defended like absolute dickheads, so I'm not especially put out by this.
I'm not gonna act like I'm an Fabinho expert but it's not like we don't need the depth.
Give me Ibrahima Bakayoko or else I'm not interested.
Lemar has rejected Spurs and will be joining Arsenal. Can't say I watched him play but any chance for a mini lol at Spurs is worth it.
He played at Caen with Kante apparently.
At this rate Prince Albert might get a few games for Monaco next season.
As you suggested, there are wider things at play there.
Either that or Monaco somehow cobbled together the greatest team of all time last season. Le(ic)st(er) we forget who else won a league and had a surprisingly good run in the Champions League recently, without having the world shit the bed and try to buy all of their players.
Are United going to buy half a team per summer until they come good?
Nainggolan appears to be on which would be lovely.
Beware midfielders who seem dynamic in Italy.
We've never had that problem, it will be fine.
That ugly freak cunt will undo a decade of global marketing goodwill.
We can make him have a relationship with the trendy lesbian and become a full on progressive club.
Thought so. Two jokes nicked from other posters out of two. That's me shown. Got an opinion you haven't got peer review for?
You mean something similar to your original masterpiece?
I think he's quit the board, Mahow. What a donning.
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Not in the middle. Unless you count Wayne Rooney.![]()
We'll sign Fabinho not Matic.
That attack on Mahow from phonics seemed to come out of nowhere. Have I missed something?
I'm not sure it was nowhere, he was making a point at the same time.
Who is Fabinho?
Bakayoko is only for £35m as well.
Why aren't we in for him instead of Matic?
Woof. How's that work then? Matic sitting, Nainggolan and Pogba ahead? Poor Herrera.
And Nainggolan would be dynamic anywhere, @Jimmy Floyd. Which is why the combination of Kante and Nainggolan would make opposition midfields look like a bunch a stick figures. Although Bakayoko and Alex Sandro would be pretty great for you too, I reckon.