BJ now second favourite for PM.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
BJ now second favourite for PM.
They're lucky because it's probable that more voters wanted them out than in, but they got in each others' way on the home stretch.Originally Posted by Yevrah
They're lucky because Labour and the SNP aren't one party?
EDIT: They split the difference by a long way in Southport, too. The idea that 39% of the vote should be winning anything.
There's a video of Corbyn high-fiving Thornberry's tit.
https://twitter.com/danhewittsky/sta...85973709295617
Which Nirish party is the Tories? Is that the DUP?
Singapore woman seems to have moved about three miles, based on where the mad ship building now is.
220 seats each as it stands. Any particular reason why Labour have been ahead all night? DRAMA?
Why are we even going to this Singapore news room? I don't get the significance or connection at all.
She's definitely moved. Or the ship has
There's not a prayer of Labour getting a Parliamentary majority, so the real seat comparison is Tories vs. Other, surely.
Traditionally it was the UUP but the DUP are the biggest unionist party these days and will probably happily go into coalition with the tories. They're a bunch of backwards religious fundamentalists. They're fucking awful.
Ten is probably the most they'll get, @Mellberg
Tories seem to be taking more of the larger, rural constituencies while Labour are taking inner city.
Lib Dems winning Edinburgh West with 34% of the vote. Will never cease to amaze me.
Yeah, urban areas always return faster.
Reading to labour. Lols.
Night night
Damn, Rees-Mogg just ripped George Osborne a new arsehole.
Rees-Mogg is always good value.
lol
Salmond gone.
Scenes.
See you later, Salmond. Good riddance.
Curtice still hasn't brushed his hair. I hope he doesn't think he's pulling off a combover with that little tuft that's sticking up.
Dugdale screwed Corbyn.
Salmond sounding like a proper wanker there.
Ruth Davidson is brilliant.
How can you not love this shit?
That's better than the one Phonics posted before, but it's still crap.
You're still crap.
How dare you besmirch Jacob Rees-Mogg?
If the DUP side with the Tories, it should be straightforward for them to form government, right?
Provided the Tories get 316 minimum (DUP have 10). 326 required.
They're projected for 318, so should just squeeze over the line.
Depends on how many seats the Tories end up with. The DUP have 10 and the count is over in NI.
It'll be slightly less than 326 required for a majority because Sinn Fein won't be taking their seven seats.
Anna Soubry there saying the Tory campaign was 'dreadful'. She'll get a kick in the fanny tomorrow.
Some frank honesty from Anna Soubry here. "It was a dreadful campaign".
Come to think of it, the Tories being propped up by the DUP is probably GS's wet dream.
Jesus. She's essentially just said May has to go.
This is dynamite and the absolute reality of it.
"I've lost friends"
Alright, they're not dead.
Yep, this is outburst territory. Brutal honesty.
Soubry is a whining twat.
Christ I wasn't picking Boris sub 5 on the next PM market before 5am.
-21% in Banff and Buchan for the Nats.
One more lads
Amongst all the carnage I think this will be the highest Tory vote at a general election certainly since 1979.
Here's a thing I never quite understood. What's with the rosettes?
I know they represent your political party, but why rosettes? They look a bit silly.
Any chance we could take page 39 and chuck it in the archive?
TRADITION and bow down to it you son of a criminal bloodline Ital
Finest mafia stock, I'll have you know.
Chuka Umunna looking for a return here. Dickhead.
How many recounts has Amber Rudd had?
The worst night of your political career and you have to spend the evening stood next to a man dressed brilliantly as a bucket.
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