I'm in #TeamClegg. He really did fuck up by teaming up with the Tories, though.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
I'm in #TeamClegg. He really did fuck up by teaming up with the Tories, though.
Although his speech is in danger of going on longer than gingmong's here, which would be a bit daft.
Fucking hell, he's commentating already. Stand down, twat.
Cable has pissed his seat.
Booze.
Clegg out and Cable in is a good swap for the Lib Dems.
A recount in Farron's seat.
Good few gains for Labour there.
Richard Burden![]()
Didn't catch this from Bimbleby at the time-
https://twitter.com/doctordubbs/stat...93384763469824
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That Glasgow NE result was Massa at Interlagosesque![]()
To who?
Ipswich
England keeping us in the running.
Labour have taken Ipswich.
Fuck me.
Here's the absolute boy holding his seat in Islington North.
Monster Raving Loony![]()
Canterbury is to a recount by the sounds of it. At first count Labour were ahead.
7 votes for the Communist League.
I think it was Battersea earlier that had 32 votes for the Socialist Party of Great Britain. I know two people who are members of it. They're lovely but a bit mad. Wouldn't vote for Corbyn because Labour is a capitalist party and they don't want to legitimise the system. Always banging on about the abolition of the wages system too.
The public haven't said that Jeremy, you're still going to lose.
This is all getting a bit Arsenal and their 4th placed trophy.
Scottish people voting Tory goes against everything I've heard from Scottish people over the years. Jock twats.
He shits all over May as a public speaker, no doubt about that.
That was Corbyn letting a bit of arrogance sneak through his media training and he came across like a cunt.
He talks absolute shit.
I went to the shop earlier to load up on snacks for the night. I meant to get some ice cream and I've just realised now that I completely forgot it. Fuck. I'd love some ice cream right now.
There are fifteen to seventeen percent SNP to Conservative swings all over Scotland. This is mental.
Canterbury. Tory since 1918![]()
You lot really are pulling an all nighter. I'm about to go sleep ffs.![]()
Labour lose Dagenham to the Tories, meanwhile. The rulebook needs ripping up and starting again.
Where does Angus Robertson live? I've got the morning off, so I could set off now and be licking his tears by breakfast time.
I'm starting to drift off. I need a fight or somebody crying to perk me up.
Jesus, Wishart the jammy bastard with a majority of 21.
Lord Buckethead is the best yet.![]()
Lord Bucket Head. Turn the fucking lights off on the way out![]()
Look at this fucking lineup with May![]()
SNP won by 21 in Perth. Sheeeesh
It is brilliant. I can't stop giggling to myself when the camera pans out.
I love this country. Imagine that line up next to Hillary Clinton.
A bloke in a fucking Elmo costume as well as Lord Buckethead. That is just wonderful. I'm moving there.
Still nervous as fuck. So lightweight.
How's this Amber Rudd lass allowed three recounts?