Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
Fuck aff Scotland
Angus Robertson gone.
Angus Robertson too.
Angus Robertson gone. Beautiful.
Where's that post from GS pretending he knew what he was talking about because 'if you've been following this as long as we have, then you know'?
Somebody needs to go through this thread tomorrow.
The Union forever. Hurrah, boys, hurrah. Down with the Krankies, up the... lezzar?
Tasmina too. This is even better than you could have hoped.
BBC have binned the exit poll in favour of a projection which only has Tories four short of a majority.
These rural and farming areas in Scotland are giving me the fear
Yep, Scotland's fucking this.
Hang about, the revised estimate is up to 322.
THERESA GOD EMPRESS FOREVER
Fucking hell, sixteen percent swing SNP to Con.
Another eleven percent swing away from the SNP. They're dead, and it's lovely.
Tories should get big Ruth in as the leader of the party proper.
Just think, Scotland allowing the Cons to form a government, Facebook will be biblical.
If Scottish labour was any good, they'd be romping this.
How have the Tories done so well in Scotland?
Scottish Labour absolutely fucked themselves in the build up to the Independence referendum and Kezia Dugdale is a colossal arsehole, so for those who don't want a second referendum Cons are the only choice. It's part protest vote, part genuine desire to be rid of the SNP, who are horribly ineffective.
Is there anywhere I can find odds on individual seats? I want to know about Oxford West.
I detect the sarcasm there, but to add to it, surely she's gone either way.
Even if she scrapes the 326, she's just wasted everyone's time and given a huge boost to the Labour party.
The Tories should probably be banned from calling referendums or snap elections forever more.
It'll be updated here when it comes in.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford..._constituency)
Blairites been squirming all night. Great to see.
Pete Wishart's on a second recount.
If Scotland swing this to the Tories I'm fucking hunting Waff down and taking him out.
A Conservative Majority is back in to 2.3 now, with May clear favourite to be next PM at 1.58.
My thinking going into this was that the Conservatives wouldn't lose [m]any seats, would take a dozen Scotch ones, and would then pick up most of the marginals they failed to snag last time round on account of Jezza being an IRA supporter and a retard. So that was obviously wrong. However, I have been questioning the idea that Northern (and Welsh) UKIP votes are up for grabs (in any meaningful sense) for years, so if they based their campaign on simply hoovering all of those up then Jesus.
East Ren.
Fucking hell, even the Lib Dems are taking seats off the SNP.
I do like that in the thread poll, Tories are red and Labour is blue.
I wonder how the Scotland results would look if AV was in the picture.
lol at Cleggers.
Did the Labour bloke in Sheffield just try to go to the podium to give a speech before the results were read out?
Clegg gone.
Although that ginger tosser who has beaten him sounds like a complete braindead.
Cleggers dreaming of the Times column already.
Can't lie, I do like Clegg so I'm sad to see him gone.
He looks gutted, but, once his ego recovers, I bet he will be quite happy in a few days. He must have been looking for an out for years.
Same. Feel sorry for him.
He brought us the phrase 'Alarm Clock Britain' so will forever hold a special place in the wanker bank in my mind.
He's a sanctimonious prick. Still, more time to spend with Antonio et al, so I can't say I don't envy him.
My memory is probably warped by he images of him sitting next to Cameron at PMQs and having to pretend he agreed with 'lol long term economic plan'.