@Mert
Some women, yeah, but they're absolutely mental and it'll show at some point. If that's your approach and you're okay with it, then it's no surprise you'd be compatible with girls that do the same. I imagine it'd end up a rather loveless relationship once you're old and have lost most of your "appeal," though.
I do think you probably move in rich kid circles, though, where such approaches are probably the norm.
Spent Tuesday doing a 2v2 date with a Duke buddy, a Turkish-American girl and her friend; the first time I have ever gone out with a Turkish girl in my life. Went probably as well as any date I've ever been on, and when she was drunk she was talking about how she could see us getting married and then immediately getting incredibly embarrassed at what she said and apologizing that she didn't mean it / she wasn't crazy. But I kinda understood what she meant, we got along that well and it was absolutely effortless / organic. After hooking up at the bar we ended up walking along the National Mall, looking at the monuments and just talking for nearly an hour, cheesily romantic stuff. She seemed incredibly sweet and innocent and it was probably the most immediately comfortable I've ever been with a girl. She came back to my place to watch a movie and slept over, but didn't put out which I low key respected a lot.
I'm seeing her again on Saturday. My only (ruthless) issue is that I feel as if I could do better, am kinda enjoying single life, and I would feel absolutely awful leading her on because of it. Based on my experience / her vibes, I know that if I kept it up she would be 100% loyal to me and would immediately be happy to dive into a long-term relationship. But this isn't the sort of situation where it could ever be casual. I'm going to New Orleans in a week so I'll keep it warm for when I get back, and I'll see how I feel then.
The attraction bonus multiplier with Turkish girls is pretty unreal / something I theoretically assumed would always be there, but never fully comprehended the extent. Might have to consciously explore that market more in the future.
You should give her Pleb's number so that he takes care of her while you're gone.
The only Turk that Pleb's interested in taking care of is Mert.
Pleb wud fkin batter u m8 the fk u gunna do chump change fannyOriginally Posted by Mert
Lass at work I've decided I want to ask out. I say hello to her when I see her at the water fountain and similar but other than that I've not spoken to her much and don't know her that well. We finished at the same time and walked to the train station together a few weeks ago, and chatted for 20 minutes or so.
Best thing going forward I reckon is either (a) put in the effort to book an hour off work and finish at the same time as her at some point, and walk with her again and just slip the idea in there, or (b) just drop her an email.
Not sure if I can be arsed with (a), but is (b) likely to be frowned upon in most offices? I imagine it would be but I'm not sure.
Emails are always flying about sorting out after work drinks etc at my work. Unless you attach a dick pic I can't see the issue.
An email asking someone out on a date is fucking mental. Work email isn't the place to try that sort of stuff, unless you love a cheeky harassment claim on your record.
'A few of us were thinking of going for a drink after work if you fancy it?' Easy.
As spikey says, it would be fine if there's a few of you. I dunno. Maybe not actually. Just add em on Facebook and say hi. That's what I did with our lass.
...and then when it just turns out to be Hammer in his gimp mask and crotchless leather hot pants?
She'll be putty in his hands.
Once the rohypnol kicks in, yeah
Come on, guys, stop picking on him or he'll leave.
Went speed dating tonight, was great fun.
Wasn't going to drink as I chat bollocks when I do, but I bought I pint of blackcurrant and they charged me £3.60 so I figured I might as well do for the second half. I had a pint and it went to my head.
I find that the trick with speed dating is finding common ground, and I noticed that one of the last lasses I sat down with had the same pawprint tattoo on her tits that Eve has. I haven't seen Eve on the telly for a long time so I figured this was an obscure little reference that not many people would recognise. So I sat down and just blurted out 'I don't mean to stare at your tits but I notice you've got the Eve tattoo!'
Once she finished laughing we had a nice chat. We touched on houses and I told her that those lads who did the 7/7 bombings did me a favour because the bloke who organised it was from my area and his antics has made the house prices really cheap.
We'll find out tomorrow if she wants to see me again
If that hasn't scared her off then she's probably a bit of a keeper.
That's my thinking. I've saved myself months by coming out with that stuff straight away.
That's always been my strategy. If they don't enjoy having the piss taken out of them relentlessly, it's doomed from the start.
Your attitudes towards women are scary. You should be praising and encouraging.
That was mine with the wife. Start as you mean to go on and there will be less hassle further down the line.
What happened to David Icke girl @Hammer?
post-"self-help" MJ on relationships is great, it sort of reminds me of when Malcolm Tucker had a breakdown and came back in a sweater and was really nice to everyone for an episode
also, lads, lads, i was at a party last night and got a young lady to come home with me and have sex with me. still got it.
Paedo
'Young lady' is definitely a paedo term, like 'cheese pizza' and all that.
Igor_balis - Where were you (and Magic for that matter) on the 3rd May 2007?
She's 24, dickheads.
Did you ID her?
I sense he and Magic dont do ID and instead prefer a different approach.
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Except you have to be under the line, obvs.
I'm pretty sure Igor would be under that line, so it's not so straightforward.
This:
I'm amazed that backfired.
I wasn't trying to win that lass over though. By that point I knew I didn't want to see her again.
Tinder date with someone actually very pretty and normal tonight, wish me luck lads. x
Igor
How normal could she possibly be?
I have a date later tonight too so good luck Igor.
I hadnt used tinder I used okcupid though. She fell for my smile
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My wackiness is overplayed a bit on here as part of my commitment to TTH kayfabe, in reality I'm pretty normal.
I always see that meme popping up here. What's it about, or is that someone from TTH?I have a date later tonight too so good luck Igor.
I hadnt used tinder I used okcupid though. She fell for my smile
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PM Bam to find out.
PM Bam
It's Bam.
ask bam
Bam.
So, Bam then.
You two....
BAM! and the dirt is gone.
Viva La @Bam. Giggles is Don Vito.
Let's have a look at her then.
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