One way to Cyprus, mate.Originally Posted by Mert
One way to Cyprus, mate.
How's Operation Good Husband going?
Definitely. Nobody benefits from it.
@Hammer
Gotten soften the sentimentality with a bit of alpha banter to keep up appearances. Don't get me wrong it sucks and I can admit it was even partially a preemptive decision on my point, because she would have eventually left me for someone better / more compatible. Even if she didn't see it at the time, I wasn't good enough for her and I knew it, and she felt it enough I guess to let it happen.'Potensh'.Aren't you about thirty?
That does sound like a bit of a crap situation and the correct decision for all parties, but I love that even in a serious and compassionate (for Mert) post the bragging tone remains with the suggestion that she'd have sacrificed all chance of happiness just to stay with him.
Going to New Orleans instead. Close enough.
Isn't this whole board basically John vs 95% of it?
Have you been before, Mert? It's one of the best places on earth I've been. I go every year.
Yep, I'm very excited. Thought it would be a congruent locale given my personality to settle down as a lawyer.
I'll hook you up with a spot on my couch next Mardi Gras (assuming I get that full-time offer).
Mert lets get one thing straight. If I'd ever sleep at your place, it would be in a bed.
You can sleep on the floor or a couch if you want.
I'd rather have the couch than Mert's bed tbh.
Kinda this tho, but I'd be willing to be flexible if only for TTH story.
Christ yeah, I said a bed, not Merts bed.
He should still sleep on the floor.
Lets organise a New Orleans meet in 2018 to show those WhatsApp BASTARDS how its done.
My girlfriend's birthday is coming up.
I know she wants a Kindle so it seems like a pretty easy thing to get her.
We're going away for the summer though, and I'd quite like a kindle as well so I don't have to lug fifty books about.
Does it cheapen the gift if I go out and buy myself the same thing a few weeks later?
Only if you get her the shitty one and you go and buy the Paperwhite HD one.
Yeah sounds good Offy.
We'll post our whereabouts on here and see how desperate he is.
Yeah so I banged another girl off Tinder (she's next to me right now sleeping). At least I know I can still do this.
If you can't get laid in 2017 you actually suck tbh.
Nice dude!!! Sluts are so easy.
You insecure little frig.Nice of your mam to tuck you in, though.
WHITE male seeking sluts.
Is she sending a Snapchat to her mates 'who the fuks this guy omg!'
So many haters. In the words of the timeless muse Lil Bobby, "if they ain't hatin' / you ain't poppin"
I just got out of a 4.5 year relationship, I'm allowed to celebrate my ability to get laid (within 4 days) for once .
Within 4 days you fucking baller
When you say "got out of", she left you...right?
Lol quinceth put the claws away.
It was largely mutual.
'I'm leaving you'
'I agree'
But not entirely. Cucked into touch.
@Mert Have you sent her any drunk midnight texts telling her how much you're not missing her and that you don't think about her at all in any way whatsoever? Or vice versa.
Nah. She did try to get back together with me yesterday, it was pretty painful to experience for all parties I think.
@Mert Have you sent her any drunk midnight texts telling her how much you're not missing her and that you don't think about her at all in any way whatsoever? Or vice versa.
For me it generally doesn't sink in for a few weeks as I go on a spree of meaningless female interactions, which, after the novelty wears off, soon gives way to feelings of emptiness and loneliness. That's when the drunk texts will start.
You've got to get it out your system to be fair. I remember when my previous relationship came to an end, i was grinding on anything that moved. It was great (for a while).
Had a hair cut lads. Proper player now (if I wasn't in a steady relationship) I would be drowning in pussy whilst you cucks stood around and wanked in the corner (magic).
Shall look forward to seeing a new photo during your next drinking sesh.
Yeah I was gona post a pic last night but I passed out. Fuck doing it sober that's just boring.
I have a girl I used to hook up with in NC coming to visit me Thur/Fri, and another girl I met at a bar and made out with two weeks ago (not the girl I banged on Thursday) going with me to a Beer Festival on Saturday. Should be a fun / casual sex filled weekend. Being single is easy mode in a big city, I can't even begin to imagine what it's going to be like in the South / Louisiana where the girls are prettier and the guys are shittier.
'Arkan? Oh, it's short for Arkansas.'
Damn was just going to say wait until they find out you're a Wurki bastard.
I just give fake (Americanized) names tbh, makes it much safer / easier to disappear if you need to.
Surely a white ethnic would be fine.
Lol. That's what I do, gotta keep it plausible.
"So, which way did you guys vote in the Erdogan power grab?"
Had a bit of a double take on tinder, earlier. A moment of "wait, is that...er, wait, what?"
wtf
Who cares? Luscious rack.
Still bet you swiped right.
Better have done. We need an explanation
Banged two more girls this weekend. If I was like 2 inches taller, I would be an outrageous slayer smh.
Taller. Longer. Slimmer.
Is Mert Skeelo?
You talking about your cock?
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