@Magic, keep us updated.
@Magic, keep us updated.
Fuck off.
Is it over, Magic?
No mate read the thread.
Poor Boydy has been hurt for simply caring
It's in his own interest to post regular updates too. He can refer back to it when he's going through the divorce proceedings.
I didn't know Boydy did Kickboxing.
He studied it at Oxford.
Some of the things he has posted on here in the past wouldn't need much twisting.
Did she actually see this board that time when he "launched the phone" though. He never elaborated.
Don't worry Magic, I work for the court's and there's a reason only the mega-rich get off. Most Lawyers are fucking shit.
Can you imagine the picture that would paint (of any of us) if our posts were all broken down and analysed in front of a court.
Lawyers in real life are a lot more useless than TV lawyers.
I'll shut the fuck up. Sorry.
When did the British start calling them lawyers?
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=lawyer
'Attorney' is only used by Americans.
Lawer is an umbrella term for any legal representative. All Solicitors are Lawers, not all Lawers are Solicitors.
I always found it funny how you call it Solicitor when Solicitation is the criminal term for trying to buy sex from a Prozzie (I think in both US & UK yeah?).
Learn something new every day, I though it was just one that had become ingrained from TV like series becoming season.
It's good old male hegemony. The people on one side of the deal are 'prostitutes' aka 'whores' aka 'ladies of the night', whereas the people on the other side of the deal are 'soliciting'. No mention of what they're soliciting because they're respectable gentlemen and we don't talk about that sort of thing do we, old chap.
Three times mate.
I spelt it proprrly in the post about 5 minutes earlier.
And I ryed it as lawyers anyway so no worries.
Officially broke it off with my girlfriend of 4.5 years. She was pretty much perfect in every way (pretty, incredibly loyal, virgin when we met, very family oriented, in top medical school, very nurturing, good family) except for being very militantly Jewish and openly stating that she would refuse to live anywhere except New York. We were wasting our time at this stage, it didn't seem like she would compromise at any point in the future and I had no interest in compromising either. So we ended it.
Feels weird. I don't think I'll ever find anyone as great as her. Maybe I fucked up. Who knows.
Fair play Mert, sounds like a difficult decision but sounds like one you've thought about and potensh the right one if it's how you're describing.
A true modern day hero.
'Potensh'. Aren't you about thirty?
That does sound like a bit of a crap situation and the correct decision for all parties, but I love that even in a serious and compassionate (for Mert) post the bragging tone remains with the suggestion that she'd have sacrificed all chance of happiness just to stay with him.
Potensh is potensh more embarrassing than my own effort further up the page. Totes awks.
Whevs.
As will I, by lolling at you for typing like a child. It's like something a thirteen year old would have typed on Yahoo Messenger back when all caps Comic Sans was the preferred font.
Every post I make is a sign that I'm in poor spirits in your eyes, it seems. You'll make a top, top counselor.
Comic Sans
You're not getting out of this one Hammer. John is right.
People are free to talk how they want of course. They are also free to eat their own shit if they want, you know.
Don't give him ideas.
There should be a Hammer v John thread for when you two start doing this.
Do you think I should just ignore it when it happens? Probably best in honesty.