Sausage, mash and mushy peas if he was any sort of man.
Sausage, mash and mushy peas if he was any sort of man.
I had a milk, which they lolled at and refused to charge me for. Mugs.Originally Posted by Pepe
Why are you 'trying it on' with lads in a sword shop, Lew? Have I missed some kind of coming out?
Obviously.
https://www.facebook.com/archbishopd...type=2&theater
This is so good.
A vulture’s digestive tract can easily handle the bubonic plague, rabies, distemper, anthrax, and most all other evil, little, biological nasties that threaten other forms of life on Earth.
Quite late with the old posting last night Quinc. How was that commute with limited sleep?
Mini John, you're obsessed man.
Bit harsh. Just trying to spark some conversation and get you involved so you don't leave us.
What did you have for lunch?
Don't be a scroat.
Hey it's your lunch hour. Eat what you like.
I was actually posting that whilst taking a dump.
Tried to put my jumper on whilst wearing a backpack today.
Why can't I do normal things
Three posts that sum the board up
My burd just invited the group chat to the pub. Problem being that the pub is in a village 3 miles out of town, and they're there to celebrate the life of her grandfather. Me and my mate decided that gatecrashing a wake full of wasted old Irish blokes would be entirely inappropriate. I don't think she's thought it through.
So now I'm drinking whisky and listening to Scott Walker. Scott Walker, lads, yay or nay? I quite like him, but can see why people would hate him. x
actually nah he's quality and fuck you if you disagree
What's the 'group chat'. Is that 2017 speak for her friends?
I think it's about 2014 speak Grandpa.
Probably.
Obvious yeah but that's literally the only song I know. It is an absolute banger though.
I'm a twit
It's just useful shorthand Giggles me old mucker. I thought by specifying "group chat" it informed any eager readers that it was an invitation sent
a) on social media
b) to a group of people
"THE" group chat also implies it's a fairly tightly knit group, and not just A group chat. Like the group chat we use specifically to organise board game sessions.
The fact it was done on social media though also makes it pretty clear this is a fairly throwaway thing. If she'd asked just me specifically I'd assume it was a "I need you here, Igor", emotional plea. Likewise if she'd contacted us via telegram or something.
See, all of that depth of meaning condensed into a couple of words. A lot to lose for the petty objective of maintaining linguistic purity.
Thanks for clearing that up. I'm just glad they're all people she knows.
I agree. These are pretty boss too:
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Last one takes a while to get going, but it's possibly my fave.
Scott Walker released an album about ten years ago called The Drift that genuinely scared the shit out of me. I bought it on a whim one day, I believe due to some fairly glowing write-ups, listened to it once and then wouldn't have it in the house after that.
What do they do?
Yeah, they're ace. I was into it when I was younger and still follow a couple of Tumblrs just to look at the painting/models.
Still love Dawn Of War the PC game too.
I had Warhammer 40000 but the rule book went into hundreds of pages so I just used to play with the figures as ridiculously expensive equivalents to green army men.
I used to collect die-cast Corgi vehicles.
That sentence works well with the avatar.
Drain you of money, time, and patience. In a fun way though.
When I used to go on my late night mooches around Norwich the Games Workshop used to hold all-nighters for it. I had a look through the window once to investigate, and they all just stood around waiting for me to leave like I was putting them off.
Good lord you don't go in the shop, those lads are a different breed.
I went into one when I was younger because some of my friends liked Warhammer.
Nerds was being kind to them.
There was a kid at school unanimously regarded as the hardest in the year, he's now a manager at a Games Workshop and apparently was well into it back then too. Dreams can come true.
You say nerds, but you should have seen the face my friend was pulling the other day as I described my involvement with this place.
'No, it wasn't... I was the cool one. I never warned anyone.'
thats a blood good joke there mate
Warhammer is for cool people.
I doubt it, it always struck me as being for neckbearded virgins like Mahow. There's no super intimidating female figures, is there?
What is Warhammer? Some geeky Dungeons and Dragons nonsense like Game Of Thrones?
I honestly don't remember posting that. Sorry lads.
Fuck you, there is no neckbeard.
Also, I was never into it.
I honestly don't remember posting that. Sorry Mahow.
Some bloke cornered me in the toilets of a goth pub last night, and kept aggressively asking me why his account got closed, telling me he wasn't a drug dealer and asking me to take lines of coke. Once I'd recovered, I put 3 KLF songs on in a row on the jukebox to annoy the grebs, then went back to my bird's house and broke up with her. A successful evening.
That's leedsrevolution levels of mess.
Steady on.
BBC2, lads.
I'd love a quid for every time IRA is mentioned on this kip.
You alright, Francis, lad?
Just 'enjoying' a night out in the land of hate. It's like home in fairness.
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