*phones Stewart Lee*
That's actually known as his E.T. picture.
I bought an Easter egg today.
We went to Colchester Zoo today. Fucking ice everywhere, half the outside enclosures had the glass completely frosted over. On the plus side I had the best and gayest bath of all time when I got home. Nothing like a gingerbread bath bomb to thaw your bollocks.
By forcing them back into your body.
Baths
Idk how people can do baths, it's just sitting in your own yuckiness and takes longer. Sitting down with a high pressure large surface area coverage shower head however...now that's luxurious.Originally Posted by Adamski
Baths
Baths are great. It's not really sitting in your own filth unless you're some kind of animal that washes once a month while rolling around in mud every morning.
Yeah I don't the confusion with baths...
Being a first world white male my body has dry sweat on it at worst. I don't use the bath as a toilet I don't use it as a bath to marinate in my digestive juices.
What sort of revolting state is your body in Mert by the end of your day?
I dislike baths cos I don't like the sensation of my testicles floating.
I'm a twit
In fairness, Mert is fat and Turkish. By the time the sweat and seediness washes off you've only got 50% water in there.
Fucking hell I'm sure I got rounded on for declaring the supremacy of the bath on here a few months ago. I love baths. Big, foamy ones and absolutely roasting salty ones. Reading and pondering in a bath really is marvellous.
The bath bores me and I'm too worried about the steam damaging any books to read in it.
Football on the iPad is bath nirvana
Nah, not a fan of candles (carcinogenic).
Also yes often take the laptop in and stream a game whilst melting.
Do you read books over and over? I read them once and am done with it so therefore no fucks given.
No but I keep them on my shelves and don't want them damaged.
Have successfully installed TV number 2 on the wall in the living room.
Upside: It hasn't fallen off the wall.
Downside: It's seems to be impossible to control each TV individually. Fucking bullshit.
Tex Mex Peperamis are incredible
Are they the same brand of TV?
I think I remember him saying he'd bought the same TV twice.
They are. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Are they the same brand of TV?
That's a new low for the board. We really are a useless shower of cunts.
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That could be some sort of autism thought experiment. Would the necessity of different-looking devices negate the enjoyment of having them?
This might be helpful:
https://www.reddit.com/r/techsupport...o_each_remote/
They are. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm a twit
Foe.
Everything I've eaten today.
Wouldn't be Saturday night without a Leedsrev binge.
Why would you need two televisions? I can't find decent enough programmes to justify one.
Sports.
If not 2x sports, then at least 1x sports at all times, and then the other with Neighbours or whatever on.
(PS are you Stimps?)
I'm a twit
I can see the appeal where you could have a regular TV show on and have a football match muted on the other. Implementation didn't live up though.
How do you get that fat with a mouth that small?
Are you ever?
Who?
At least you got the right spelling and right country this time round. Well done.
Cheers, mate, but I actually had most of one of these for tea. It was pretty good for a shop-bought pie, if anybody fancies a pie this week.
Pies are the king of foods.
Meat pies are the greatest food / British invention.
Also is Leeds serious with this getting drunkn and posting on TTH shit?
I asked this before, but why hasn't America embraced savoury pastries? By all rights sausage rolls should be massive there, but they're too busy over-filling sandwiches.
Probably the fork and knife requirement sets too high of a barrier to entry. No idea. When I worked in London I ate them pretty much 4-5/week.
If it makes you feel any better if I wasn't sickeningly vain and trying to lose weight I would be drunk pretty much every night.
You eat them out the bag.
Also, I lolled at 'fork and knife', but it makes more sense than 'knife and fork'. This is probably how people feel on acid.
Yeh but not in America because of the "Chicken Pot Pie" culture.
You don't eat a sausage roll with cutlery. You eat it with a quarter of it sticking out of the paper bag you bought it in.
I thought we were still talking about meat pies.
Pigs in a blanket are pretty big, so I guess we're close?
Meat pies are self-contained. Pot pies are stews with lids on. FRAUDS, if you will. There is money to be made in savoury pastries if the law profession is too Jewish for your liking.
Proper fully enclosed pies should have shortcrust too, not that puff abomination.
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