Boof saying its all KP's fault too was quite interesting.
Boof saying its all KP's fault too was quite interesting.
Didn't Kev remark on how sad it was none of the Australian stars were playing in the Big Bash. Stirring the pot as usual![]()
Being Australian with a long stint in Yorkshire under his belt, 'Boof' has unequalled gobshite credentials so for Pietersen to wind him up simply by existing is pretty glorious.
Boof has got plenty of ockers offside with his bizarre obsession with KP.
Edit: Also KP is very popular down here ATM don't let any media shit say otherwise.
Cracking game in the Big Bash. Sydney Sixers absolutely cruising their chase but have just shipped loads of wickets and Johan Botha has been sawn off on the third last ball with four still needed.
Last ball hoiked in the air, drops safe and they run two. Super over![]()
Unbelievable bottle job from the Sixers. Think they needed like 38 off 36 with eight wickets in hand.
T20 ahoy. When we started this subcontinental tour, Trump's campaign looked in tatters.
I always fancy us in this format.
Hales now binned in all formats
Suresh 'the brains' Raina back in for India.
He's got a broken hand but yeah you'd feel if Billings takes his chance could be the end of the road. Bet he regrets not going to the Desh.
I suspect he knew exactly what he was doing not going to the Desh. Can't be arsed with Tests and there's easier money out there for someone with his skillset.
Why would you play Rashid and not bowl him? Still, seems like a winning strategy.
Rashid is good for buying wickets. Didn't need to here because we kept it tight AND kept taking wickets.
Pitch is flat tbh, should chase whatever they get with ease.
We bat like we're looting some village and raping all their women. Pity we never tried this between 1880 and 2015.
Lancashire have signed Shiv
http://www.espncricinfo.com/county-c...y/1079802.html
Oh and another saffer has defected
Dane Vilas was skulking around the country last year tapping people up for a kolpak deal, so much so that it triggered something on his holiday visa and he got kicked out of the country. I lolled.
I also lolled at the Lancy people on twitter SEETHING about signing 42 year old Chanderpaul.
Ronald and Bresilad getting it done.
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England priced at 2.2 batting second? Get on it.
Well Kohli has just driven 90mph Tymal Mills off the back foot over long off for six so maybe not
I'm on it. Kohli was plumb in single figs as well before yet another bit of cheat home umpiring stepped in.
We're just a better side than India in this format. This is where their patrician selection policy costs them a bit.
Plumb again. This Shamshuddin is a ridiculous cheat.
Yeah I wanted to see a bit of Risbah Pant.
Yuvraj plumb there. Pitch is turning which is the only scenario I don't see England chasing absolutely anything these days.
Nothing worse than a joke decision and then L Siva arriving in the box.
Oh no it's that tache bloke at the other end as well, spare us all. Why can't we fly out Nigel Llong and even it up.
India has always had shit umpires. The ludicrous S Ravi the only one I can recall on the elite panel.
Probably a mistake getting Yuvraj out. Was playing like a right twat.
I think this is one of the slowest over rates ever from India. Full on conference between Kohli and Dhoni literally every ball. I make it 10.5 per hour with a spinner at one end.
Mishra![]()
Second only to the joy of Tahir doing the same thing.
Stokes is up there with Bell for bad starters against spin.
Another shocking call
Robbed by the cheat umpire, although Buttler being shit hasn't helped.
Stoinis nearly pulled off one the all-time great thefts. It was one of the great ODI innings, and he was our best bowler in the bargain.
They deserve to lose for continuing to think Shaun Marsh at three is an acceptable ODI selection.
They deserve to lose for scheduling a pointless three match ODI series that literally nobody cares about.
If a tour doesn't have a test series, it doesn't count.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engin...h/1075099.html
Poaching players from Bermuda now, we really have got this down to a tee.
A one year drugs ban for Andre Russell. See you with the Bristol Barnstormers in the Super Charge, dre.
We're chasing again. Pant plays for indianteam, and opens up at least two more pun genres.
Well, folks, I think we just lost 8 wickets for 10 runs. Bigly.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci-icc/c...y/1080634.html
Think he's being a bit optimistic on the full membership side of things, but an England v Afghanistan Test at Lord's would be![]()
Love Jezza Coney
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...GSPCpgKjX&_rdr
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci-icc/c...y/1080868.html
lol at Sri Lanka, who get away with it because no one cares, but they are the most stinkingly corrupt set of cunts there is.
Always cute how many suits they send to foreign tours. Absolute busloads of the wankers.
Cook has RESIGNED.
Ballance for the job?
I was hoping he'd either chuck it now or stay on and see through the trip to Oz.
Is there any realistic candidate other than Root?
It will be Root unless he dies. It's like a royal succession.
It's a bit sad that there isn't even one other guy who you could imagine them seriously considering.
Please don't let it ruin him.
The next candidate would be between a choice of Bairstow, Woakes and Broad or something. I mean, just lol.
Will Broad be thinking it should be him or will he be happy to just stick to his bowling (and, er, batting...)?
Stokes would be great banter. The fines would be great.
Can see Cook really start racking the runs up again actually. Captaincy never seemed right for him.
Problem with having a bowler do it in this day and age is they will end up either getting injured or rotated out for rest and recuperation, which you can't really have as captain.
Wonder who the vice will be, I'd possibly 'go Bairstow' as Nick Knight might say.
JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS