Mert you should write a treatise
Mert you should write a treatise
Call it "Merts Kempf".
That reads like someone who's one bad afternoon away from warning us all about the lizard people.
Bastion of liberalism, the CIA.
I find Mert almost a bit cute sometimes. Like a Psychology student who suddenly "understands the world" or the guy who's jad a trainee job for 3 months and brags in a bar about how the whole industry works and how he once shook hands with the VP of toothpicks or something, and that guy's a pretty big deal. Or the guy who has daddy issues but found a mentor at uni from whom he'll soak up every single word uttered as truth (while the mentor probably has some other things on his mind).
But you know, cute in the sense you just wanna slap them pretty hard - not punch them in the face - because they are kind of naive, and don't know any better.
He's a student. It's pretty standard.
What I find strange is how anyone can be so partisan on the matter, as if Trump can do no wrong. Personally I generally hard to side with any politician (or movement, side of a referendum etc.) because there's always at the very least some detail that doesn't sit well with me. It's especially weird with Trump because it feels like the rest of the world is just trying to keep a straight face.
He's clearly trying to get a rise. He's cranked it up a notch lately.
That said, I'm pretty close to giving the word 'cuck' the 'brah' treatment and banning it in a unilateral and totally unfair ruling.
Can we keep ironic uses of cuck?
Ital, can you just ban Mert from using the word? That would be quite entertaining.
I vote that we autocorrect "cuck" to "mert"
But then all my mertoo clock posts will be ruined.
Can we just ban mert?
He's just turned into a pointless, full volume parody of himself again.
Next up on the clown show - Trump to dismantle Dodd-Frank and most likely, the world economy as a result.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-m...law-1486101602
"I want to make jobs for Americans. First, let's torch this affordable healthcare thingy that would've required UNBELIEVABLE MANPOWER to get working."
He should use that exact line, and then boast about his win in the next breath.
So a judge has called the MUSLIM BAN off apparently.
So-called judge.
Can he be impeached for shit like this?
The world is terrified of an empowered self-interested America. You have been riding on our coat tails for far too long. Have fun employing and training your cucked neutered 'male' population to defend you from Russian expansionism, let's see how condescending you are then.
People who go into the CIA are pussy humanities major globalist Europhiles who want to "see the world" and have empathy and fascination for foreign cultures (think of the losers who major in the Uzbek language at university). They see it as a bohemian adventure to promote greater international cooperation, not fulfilling a duty to their country.
We should team up with Russia to put the squeeze on Europe (again). Natural allies once more.
What sort of pizza should I have tonight lads?
The CIA are a bunch of hippies.
Hi mert. You're an awful dickhead.
If he starts challenging the constitooshan like this he's going to be out on his arse very quickly indeed.
I hope he doesn't do something stupid on the way out like send a plane with the codes to Iran.
That 'so-called judge' tweet is fucking great. He'd be well at home as a single mum trying to get South Park banned.
I spotted mert and friends on YouTube the other day by the way
Nice to see Foe finally took the hit and got a hair transplant.
The Security Studies (lol) people on the East Coast are all young Republicans who go to seminars in suits and call themselves 'Defence Analysts' because they are five handshakes away from John Lewis Gaddis.
Yep, you've abused your 'cucking privileges'. You don't get to use that word anymore.
I'm signing a wildly unfair and highly targeted executive order. If you (mert) use 'cuck', you get warning points.
Amount of points and duration to be decided by me or any other staff member on a whim depending on how obnoxious you're being at any given time.
Her on the right was probably raped by a migrant.
Cuckgate
Let's unban Harold for a bit to see how annoyed he can get.
The Russia/Vladimir Putin exchange, in which he nonchalantly torches generations' worth of industrialised double-standards, is pretty extraordinary (and true, and lol).
He doesn't talk like a normal human being. It's like he can't actually process sentences, but just key words. So he picks out the main words in the sentence and then responds with whatever his thoughts are on that, rather than the actual content of the question itself. It's not a one-off; you can see it any time he talks in response to someone.
I honestly don't think he has the attention span to listen to another person saying words for an entire sentence duration.
He can no longer communicate in excess of 140 characters.
Also, good on the courts for blocking the appeal.
Lol at rule of law giving way to rule of emotion.
Think of the insanity of this decision: America is not a sovereign nation with the ability to determine who has the right to enter its borders. It's beyond laughable and they will get swatted in the case of a real court hearing.